brometh

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my fists pack one million volts

the A-side of my last album (THUG ZINE issue 003: AGAINST ENTROPY). it’s a mint green and translucent on this side.
It’s me and Mach-Hommy, one of his arms around my shoulders and the other holding a copy of the vinyl record I helped put out this year (that I gave him as a gift). His face is covered, as always, with a Haitian-flag bandana.
my brown tabby cat Lacey
an album cover for a forgotten soul group that has three of them hanging out in a tiny tree, and another two squatting ominously at its base
me with my early-voting sticker
It’s a tureen, made out of porcelain, shaped like a crab. It has eyes that I can only describe as anime
a breakfast with a sunny-side up egg, with a double yolk that looks like a butt
My large orange cat Bowie looking at the camera with a vacant expression on his face
a vinyl copy of my album-length works from last year. the cover is decorated in a Byzantine/Greek mural style.
my orange cat Bowie sitting on an expensive audio receiver. he is loafed up and very cute
a blue marbled vinyl
the character Zero from Metal Gear Solid 4, an impossibly old man on the brink of death
me in a blue jacket, carrying my suitcase in hand. my friends roasted me and said I looked like the main character of “The Transporter”
a wok containing mapo tofu that is a bold and brilliant red-orange, like the sky when the sun is about to cross the horizon
me (flushed from alcohol) and my fat orange cat Bowie (blurry cause he’s super close to the camera)
a music app playing “Between the Bars”
My orange cat Bowie with a friendly expression
my orange cat Bowie absolutely glowering at me to feed him
Me standing on a foresttrail that is framed on all sides by rhododendrons.
Bowie, an orange cat, grasping and biting the couch like a fool
a tedious person quote tweeting a joke I made about people getting really into Evangelion over the pandemic, explaining that sometimes algorithms drive people’s engagement, which I knew, because the reason this happened was that Evangelion came to Netflix, but I ignored this because I wanted to do a bit. Fuck this guy
A delicious breakfast. It comprises two quarters of a waffle, each quarter bearing a delicious hunk of fried chicken and a perfectly poached egg atop. A bowl of grits rounds out the equation. In the foreground an orange slice bears witness to this tiny culinary miracle.
a fat orange cat looking plaintively at the camera in front of a glass door. outside, the beams of a balcony are wet from rain. this is not deterring his demand
Bowie, a large orange tabby with an insouciant air
We’re building the rocket, folks. The Schwarzgerat. (Cheering) Yes! Incredible—it’s incredible technology, isn’t it, folks? Imipolex G, the erotic *lowers voice* erotic plastic. A lieutenant told me, he had tears in his eyes, he said, sir, it’s the finest plastic ever made, very expensive, ever-y-thing a man could dream of. All that plastic goes in our beautiful rocket, with a wonderful seat for someone very special… what do you think, folks, will we put someone in it? (Cheering) Little Marco?
me decked out in a jacket made of Portuguese lamb suede. it is soft and smells like a study full of books in a mansion