Brooks

@brooksw.bsky.social

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StL I am very handsome and cool. Any typos are definitely on purpose.

A can of Moxie brand soda. Big in Maine.
A baby blue cup of coffee with a beaker of delicious coffee
A photo of the book Eating Ashes by Brenda Navarro (translated by Megan McDowell)
Sloppy is my 2026 word of the year.
A teal bag of Tenfold Coffee Company beans labeled “Eat a Peach” sits on a kitchen counter next to a turquoise ceramic mug filled with black coffee. In the background are a coffee grinder, an electric kettle, and open shelving against a hexagon-tile backsplash. Smeat this peach, bitches.
A family of four wearing matching Christmas onesies. So much Rizz, fam.
A cortado and a book (Shadow Ticket by Thomas Pynchon) on a wooden table.
A compact home coffee setup featuring a bag of Coava Girma Sentyayehu Ethiopian beans, a white dish filled with whole coffee beans in the foreground, a Fellow Ode grinder on the left, a black electric kettle in the center, and a white ceramic Hario V60 dripper with a glass carafe on the right, all arranged on a light countertop with a geometric tile backsplash.
It’s the Trey Anastasio Band, live in concert at The Factory in Chesterfield, MO
A picture of the Thomas Pynchon novel, Shadow Ticket, and a pencil.
If you think AI is sentient, then you’re a slave owner if you use AI.
Concert poster: Umphrey’s McGee - 11/11/2021 - Kansas City
A Grateful Dead themed beer, brewed by Dogfish Head
A screenshot of the track listing of Umphrey’s McGee’s 2025 album Blueprints.
It’s Bartleby the scrivner
It’s a book called Pan by Michael Clune.
My kid, sleeping when he should be B4L
A can of “special edition” beer can chicken flavored Pringles. They’re terrible.
Sorry if you don’t.
Extremely handsome middle aged man trying not to sweat his balls off while he waits for the Disco Biscuits to hit the stage in Peoria, IL.
A book (Bubblegum by Adam Levin) a beer in a coozie, featuring a Grateful Dead sticker), and a swimming pool in the background.
The cover of the book The Wax Child by Olga Ravn, featuring a old wooden crib with smoke coming out of it on a black background.
A cat, wearing a St. Louis Blues cap while sitting in a bush. This cat is a fucking boss.
A cat, in a bush. A pussy with a bush, so to speak.
Me, in my car, wearing a short sleeve button-down shirt with a multi-color fish print. I am so goddamn handsome, you can’t even believe it.
A screenshot of nugs.net. The band Squeaky Feet played a two song set on April 27th, 2025. The second song, Lucky Number, was over 90min long
This is a bag of coffee from Savage Coffees. The variety of bean is Geisha, sourced from panama. It was roasted on 4.15.2025 Apparently is an Anthem wash, but I don’t know what that is. Sounds fancy! Imma drink this coffee in the morning, which is very soon actually… and now I regret my life choices which led me to be posting at 2am.
The St. Louis County flag, newly designed to look like a huge dick.
A hardcover book
A photo of a book: Pieces for the Left Hand by J. Robert Lennon
A photograph of a book - The Unworthy by Agustina Bazterrica (translated from the original Spanish by Sarah Moses)
A paperback copy of Ulysses by James Joyce. Vintage Classics edition.