Max Isaacson

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Director/Writer. First feature (Paradise) now available on Tubi! I’m also the Kool-Aid Man’s personal insurance broker. (He/Him) (pan)

Cartilage Head from Achewood snapping his own head in half and going from happy to very sad as it breaks along the jaw line.
Three surgical incisions in a man’s torso. They’re healing well and have light bruising around the stitches.
A surprised muppet of a man with an I VOTED sticker on his shirt. Good for him!
An excited looking guy sitting on a hospital bed, just after surgery.
A dry erase drawing of a horrifying woman with her eyes scribbled out. Nightmare fuel.
A man, whose enormous head, splitting in half, has a grumpy purple alien inside it. At the bottom, the logo for the show: THE HEAD
It’s the Goodfellas poster. Ray Liotta, Robert DeNiro, and Joe Pesci.
A friggin praying mantis looking right at the camera!
A large dog sits on a wingback chair in amber light.
A screencap of two instagram posts, side by side, for Adam Conover's comedy tour. The lettering on them looks like it says ADAMDAM CONOVEONOVER, which is funny if you're like me and have the comedy sense of a child.
Bart Harley Jarvis
Parrots!!!
The tops of 6 cypress trees. Each one has a parrot sitting atop it.
A worlde game where the answer is TEETH, as it should be.
A photo from inside a man’s horrible mouth.
Laurels recognizing a "second-rounder" in the 2025 Austin Film Festival script writing competition
In which a dipshit writes an opinion for the New York Times saying it would be better to lose congress and keep the moral high ground, rather than fix the fucking country.
A piece of taxidermy depicting a predatory cat leaping into the air, snagging a bird as it tries to escape. It’s pretty rad.
A still from The Quick and the Dead where a man has a huge hole in his head and Gene Hackman can be seen through it.
A message that reads: Your Sprite commercial Fuck you
A concerned, red-eyed, face painted on a street sign. Pretty good, I’d say.
A group of dancers at the end of an episode of Soul Train
Hey, it's Lee Pace from The Hobbit movie. He's a pretty elf and we should all be happy about that. He's wearing a crown made of sticks and leaves.
The cover of Slugblaster: a TTRPG about hover boarding through the multiverse.
Jake Gyllenhaal from Brokeback Mountain, looking over the vista when he delivers his famous line “I wish I could quit you.” Or something to that effect.
A ford ad with a bunch of guys, looking proud in a parking lot, flanked by a a pair of columns that look suspiciously like cigarettes.
A tricycle, alone, on the sidewalk, at night. Not cool.
Dumb Donald from Fat Albert. His hat looks almost like it’s his skin, but red and irritated, which is horrible to see.
A cardboard box for a bamboo toothbrush with product information.
A shoebill bird, which, as it turns out, looks like this loaf of olive bread.
The poster to the Tubi original film Paradise, but redesigned with a Christmas theme.
Michael Showalter as Doug from MTV’s The State, in a white t-shirt and looking dejected around his cool friends, says “Forget it. I’m outta here.”
Max stands, wearing a cowboy hat, by a post-apocalyptic vehicle.