Bruce Halperin

@brucehalperin.bsky.social

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"Hey, aren't you the bike guy?" • Information gladly given, but safety requires avoiding unnecessary conversation • Dog dad to Nutmeg • #1 in the hood, G

A floofy Pomeranian in the backseat of a Mini Cooper
A white and black beagle mix sits on a couch next to an open laptop displaying a tab for a Disney cruises booking site. She is looking just off to the side of the camera.
A beautiful sunset above Mission Bowling Club, with Robin’s Cafe to the left
A Costco shopping cart filled with stuff, including a large suitcase, cases of green beans, and a rotisserie chicken
A bicycle trailer loaded with stuff from a Costco run
A bicycle trailer loaded with stuff from a Costco run
Fireworks being shot off in the Mission, filmed from a nearby drone
Jimmy McGill flips off a light switch labeled “Always Leave On!!! Do NOT turn OFF!”
A small ramp in the Valencia Street protected bike lane at a floating parklet crossing. A verdant curbside parklet is directly behind it, implying that someone going fast enough could use the ramp to jump over it.
A southbound 40-foot New Flyer bus stopped at 24th and Mission
Wilford Brimley
A white and black beagle mix looks out of a bus window while standing on her hind legs
Where is Godzilla? Is he safe? Is he alright?
Today's Outlook AS OF 06/13/2026, 11:35 PT Current Supply trend Renewables trend Hybrids trend Batteries trend Imports trend Supply and renewables AS OF 11:35 PT About supply 31,711 Mw Current demand 26,255 Mw Current renewables 1,437 Mw Current hybrids 22,906 Mw
A tan labradoodle lying down on a sidewalk underneath yellow angel’s trumpet flowers
A packed bar chanting “Let’s Go Knicks”
Your friend darth the red panda looking around like John Travolta in Pulp Fiction while holding a red lightsaber in his left hand
“Doctor” Ronny Jackson at the Brady Press Briefing Room podium
A white and black beagle mix puppy in a play pen lined with puppy pads and with a small blue carrier
A white and black beagle mix holding a Lamb Chop toy by the crotch, blocking her eyes with its legs
A white and black beagle mix holds the crotch of a Lamb Chop squeaky dog toy in her mouth. The toy’s legs are blocking both of her eyes.
Dr. Quadpaw from Andor
A white and black beagle mix holds a Costco membership card dog you (reading “Executive Dog”) in her mouth
A white and black beagle mix lying on her back, shamelessly begging for belly rubs.
A Spirit Halloween airplane
A Spirit Halloween airplane
Pamela, 65, Tenn., white, Republican, small business owner I was hopeful. I thought he was the lesser of two evils. I voted for him the first time, too. I was hopeful that he had learned his lesson. But the thing that frustrates me the most is how he divides people.
Two dogs, one a white and black beagle mix and the other a tan floofy pit bull-doodle mix, sit in a kitchen and look up at the camera awaiting further information
A white and black beagle mix sitting on a rug next to a bed, looking up quizzically
Scene from Always Sunny: Mac, Dee, and Dennis ask Burrito Justice (taking the place of Frank), “what were you doing at the airport?” Burrito responds: “I don't know, just farting around.”
Sell their houses to who, Ben?! Fucking Aquaman?!
A parking-protected two-way bike lane
“What’s that make us?”, asks Lone Starr. “Absolutely nothing!”, replies Dark Helmet.
The infamous “Mission Accomplished” banner that hung above George W. Bush on an aircraft carrier as he declared victory in Iraq
If they can dye the river green today, why can't they dye it blue the other 364 days of the year?
A chart showing monthly job creation plunged to near zero since Trump took office
The Hills Bros. Coffee building, a 4-story brick structure with a large neon sign atop it, on the Embarcadero, as a Muni light rail vehicle passes by at dusk
Charlie Kelly asks, incredulously, “Ryan Gosling playing you?”
A white and black beagle mix with a “not impressed” expression
Hedonismbot from Futurama says “Let us cavort like the Greeks of old! You know the ones I mean.”
The Frist Campus Center at Princeton University
Mac says to Dennis, “these dudes are all chaff, right?”
The Liz Truss lettuce
As a DMV spokesperson told LAist that the new format will essentially be a mirror format of the previous sequence. So, instead of 1AAAo0o being a possible combination, it would be O00AAA1. Those new plates will be rolled out at some point in 2026, according to estimates. Now, the question is who will be the lucky person to receive 9ZZZ999, the final plate with the current sequence?
The New York Times State and Federal Officials Clash Over Shooting Inquiry
“That’s what a Nazi would say” meme with NIMBY in place of Nazi
A The New Wheel box truck parked outside the new storefront on Valencia Street, which is decorated with a large red and white vinyl wrap.
Tom Petty as the Mad Hatter in the music video for “Don’t Come Around Here No More”
Large horizontal cylindrical beams above the escalators in Union Square Station, caked in dust
A white and black beagle mix sticks her head and front paws up through the legs of a human, trying to steal popcorn from a nearby bag of Boom Chicka Pop in the foreground
An M Ocean View LRV approaches West Portal Station at sunset
A view of San Francisco at sunset from the top floor of Salesforce Tower
A screenshot showing Thursday, December 11 four times in a row, with nothing underneath any of them, followed by Saturday, December 6 with a single trio on BART from 4:11pm to 4:47pm for $5.20.
The ShakeAlert EEW system released an incorrect alert for a magnitude 5.9 earthquake near Reno and Carson City, Nevada. The event did not occur, and has been deleted from USGS websites and data feeds. The USGS is working to understand the cause of the false alert.
Earthquake Detected Nearby If shaking intensifies: Drop, cover, hold on M5.9 estimated 188 mi away - USGS ShakeAlert Map of California and western Nevada showing a red striped circle east-northeast of Lake Tahoe, near the bend in the California-Nevada state line
A BART train at SFO station. The digital platform sign reads “San Francisco Antioch 9-car, yellow line” but the digital sign on the train reads “Millbrae.”
A white and tan domestic shorthair cat sleeps on a cat bed next to a broom