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@bruteforceyth.bsky.social

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Someone on r/Oxford complaining that a fellow viewer was farting so much during a showing of The Odyssey in Cineworld it ruined their experience. "I know for certain this is not how Nolan intended me to watchnthe film" lmao
Despairing guy on a beach meme
A happy looking golden retriever swimming in a wave in the sea. It looks close to the shore, don't worry :)
Comment from user FeniXLS re Haaland: When we win I am Norwegian, when we lose I am an immigrant from Leeds
Erling Haaland bopping Gabriel on the back of a head with a football from multiple angles.
Tiffany Polard Beyonce meme but she's supposed to be saying Ulfric Stormcloak
Three vulture looking type birds in a public bathroom.
Scotland Instagram advert showing that you can visit the Dick Institute from Kilmarnock by train. Takes 13 minutes, according to them!
A large jar with an assortment of vegetables and beans in it. Their is a caption on the screen that reads: 5 bean salads for people who love to fart.
Tiffany Pollard shouting "Beyoncé??" meme but it says "Colapinto in 6th??"
A blue Psyduck holding a blue and white rubber ring.
A young white male with a ginger beard and his short hair in a ponytail at the top of his head has the words hot dogs tattooed(?) on his forehead. The words are in a cross formation.
Nicole Kidman's iconic 2001 post-divorce celebration picture
A white cake with blue piping. It has a picture of the Starship Enterprise in the middle. There is text above and beneath it which says "Starprise Entership"
Someone in r/vent talking about how they like to climb trees naked and make monkey noises but 2 people saw them and ran away screaming.
Cute fluffy cartoon duck supposed to be saying the quote post
A cute orange kitten with the caption: The most liked comment will be his new name
Infowars title in rainbow colours with the o replaced by the o from The Onion
A cute derby looking snake sculpture. It says from the original screenshot (@historydefined on twitter) that it is from the U Thong district in Thailand from around 6th-11th century. I have no idea if that's accurate.
Photo from r/fuckNigelFarage by u/Neat_Significance256. It shows a field next to a road. On the fence of the field is a sign that reads: Frog Mouthed Wanker.
@fromjuniper:"My favourite fucked up animal is the false killer whale it looks like a rejected kaijundesign...like a void with teeth...look at this fucking baby "(picture of false killer whale being derby.They continue:"also these guys have been documented in gay pair bonds with fuckin Bottlenoses which isn't even their species! Fuck it up dude!"
Instagram story of @daveliquidlizard showing Mr.Mime lying down in bed in a closed off room. The caption reads "Made a prison. For you know who"
Anamatronic Olaf from Frozen stops working, falls over and his carrot nose rolls away.
From r/AskReddit: How would the geopolitical landscape change if Iran renamed the Strait of Hormuz to the 'Strait of Epstein' to bait Donald Trump into a resolution?
@BlackLantern tweet: Bitch not this clock shit.
Blurry picture of a white man screaming with tears in his eyes.
Someone dressed as Hello Hitty in a pink dress smashing up a laptop in an office.
Screenshot from from r/Fauxmoi. Paul Mescal says"Fuck cats" and Jessie Buckley agrees. She says she won't when she gave her husband an ultimatum to get rid of his two cats while they were dating.
A cartoon dog with a smile on its face driving a car but the seat belt is over half of its face
"I'm here you fuckaas bitch" in the Pokopia font.
Browt the new grass Pokemon starter. A short, plump bird with 2 leaves for eyebrows that make it look grumpy.
Isabelle from animal crossing looking completely done with everything.
A screenshot a Pink News reel. The caption reads: "Pillion director Harry Light on reveals Groundskeeper Willie from The Simpsons was his way awakening". The screen is split horizontally with the top part of a slim, white aged 30s/40s man and the bottom part being a cartoon dishevelled, ginger man
Mogwai the band post on Instagram. It shows the viral and unflattering photo of Andrew Mountbatten Windsor made to look like the cover of Mogwai's album come on die young.
Very advert for outfit ideas. A slim person is taking a selfie but the phone is covering their face. They're bending their knees slightly but to be honest, it still looks nuts. Even when the jeans are laid flat, they look like awful.
Tldr: the customer talked the chat bot into showing how good it was at percentages and maths then diverted the conversation to percentage discounts off a theoretical order. Then it generated a fake discount code and a 80% discount to try and impress the customer.
Man with his hair gelled up high is speaking to the camera. User gigi⭐️ comments: is your car flipped over?
Celine Dion on the phone with the caption: je telephone a la police
Tired looking whale. Apparently called a false killer whale.
That same image of the purple skeleton but the text says "Phone is cigarette for the eyes"
A white Irish man is talking to the camera un Thailand.
Crudely modified screenshot of tweet by @BlackLantern: "Bitch not this financial crash shit" instead of "Bitch not this clock shit"
A picture of the back of a black and white cat's head. It is staring out a window to some trees and hedges. A very tiny cowboy hat is placed on its head.
"We look forward to seeing you then! Please do not reply"