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Movie poster for "Flatliners" (1990), starring Kiefer Sutherland, Julia Roberts, and Kevin Bacon
A faded warning sign near the falls in Falls City, Oregon, that reads: "WARNING No Skinny Dipping Alone..."
Page 9 of "The Blood-Washing Method", a vintage quack medical pamphlet by Dr. Benedict Lust. Four diagrams show a man lying on the floor of a shower in various strange positions as the water pours down on him.
Mr. Butts, the cute cigarette mascot from Doonesbury
Sasquatch
Bart Simpson: "Pam Bondi: The worst, most corrupt, most incompetent AG in U.S. history" Homer Simpson: "Pam Bondi: The worst, most corrupt, most incompetent AG in U.S. history *so far*"
The notorious crazy-eyed statue of Gen. Nathan Bedford Forrest in Memphis TN, created in 1998 by sculptor Jack Kershaw and torn out in 2021.
Part of the movie poster for Motel Hell (1980), showing a farm couple wearing overalls, wielding an ax and a pitchfork. Caption: "It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent Fritters".
Classic Far Side: Seven vultures in the desert, gathered around eating... something. One of them, wearing the deceased's cowboy hat and denim jacket, says "Hey! Look at me, everybody! I'm a cowboy! ... Howdy, howdy, howdy!"
Classic Far Side comic: Woman stares enviously at the house next door, which has a large missile launcher in the front yard. She says to her husband "Wouldn't you know it! Now the Hendersons have the bomb."
USS Independence (LCS-2), poorly photoshopped to be gold instead
A sunny day at Manhattan Beach State Park, OR. Superimposed on the photo are Google's valiant attempts at translating the beach plants into English.
The Vista House, Columbia River Gorge, taken around 1am this morning.
Wario and Waluigi, with a blue sky background and a few clouds
Wizard of Id, November 3rd 1972. Panel 1: Two medieval peasants talking. One says to the other "Someday, man will invent machines to do this work." Panel 2: Someone is pitchforking manure out of a stall in a stable, while a horse watches from the next stall. Panel 3: Other peasant from panel 1 is holding a pitchfork, and says to the other peasant "With MY luck, I'll end up cleaning the machines".
Papal Swiss Guard in traditional poofy costume, wielding a traditional halberd
A parody of the original Sharknado movie poster, with an AI-generated "evil attack squirrel" flying over a ruined small town, and tornadoes in the background.
A 1950s Lockheed X-7 supersonic drone, its nose embedded in the desert. A crane is extracting it from the ground to be refurbished and used again. The X-7 was designed to do this.
A raccoon eating Cheetos. The bag is torn open, the contents all over the ground. The racoon is covered in Cheeto powder and is laying on some of the Cheetos and seems blissed out.
An adult male zebra dove looking for treats
Taz, a grey longhair tabby cat, sitting in a chair and looking majestic
Meme with two images. Image 1 shows several tattooed genderfluid-adjacent hipsters sipping beers at a party. Caption: "How E. Oregon sees W. Oregon". Image 2 shows a Tusken Raider threatening the viewer with a gaderffii stick. Caption: "How W. Oregon sees E. Oregon"