Bryan Buchs

@bryanbuchs.com

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Dad, Web Developer, Bucks Fan.

“AUEGH”
Dave Bing, Luca Doncic, Bernard King, Patrick Ewing, and Wilt Chamberlain team up for a perfect 82-0 season.
A plate of nachos. Chips. Corn ribs. Onions & peppers. Sliced steak AND chicken. Mmmmm….
An empty liter mug, and a second full of dark brown dunkel lager
The shittiest toothbrush of all time: the Oral-B Brilliance with extra soft bristles.
Space Monkey takes out 3 goons by flipping off the turnstile into the crowd.
Norman Rockwell (1894-1978), “Freedom of Speech,” 1943. Oil on canvas, 45 3/4″ x 35 1/2″. Story illustration for “The Saturday Evening Post,” February 20, 1943. Norman Rockwell Museum Collections.
A small crab, species unknown, skitters across a concrete floor
Laid back on a lounge chair as sun breaks through clouds over the waves
The front page of the A.P. New website, showing a button to “Enable Accessibility”.
“Fortunately you have President Hegseth, or I say President Hegseth, Secretary Hegseth, that has got a great relationship with President Trump, and President Hegseth’s been there, he’s done that,” Mullin said, with something less than clarity.
A bottle of unopened Miller Lite.
Fuck this guy.
The author, sporting a very distinguished mustache, looks into the camera for a selfie.
Before: roughly 3 weeks ago.
Baseball?
A fully functional laptop, powered on with a Dell logo visible on the screen. Various tools are scattered about beside it on a table.
A deconstructed Dell G7 Alienware 15” laptop. Various parts - motherboard, memory sticks, casings - and tools are scattered about a wood table BUT I SWEAR I KNOW HOW TO PUT IT ALL BACK TOGETHER.
Album cover of the band Ride’s seminal 1990 album Nowhere. It’s an illustration of a singe rolling wave in a blue ocean trailing off to the horizon.
Yesterday 3:42 PM Hey, Annika requested Lou Malnatti's for her sleepover party tonight. What size would you get for 3 people? Today 2:41PM Hey bud. Sorry for not getting back to you. We were in Chicago at the theater. By the time I saw this it was well into the evening. I hope the sleepover went well. Lou Malnatti's is awesome. Solid pick by Annika! Today 2:42PM Well, I didn't hear from you so we ended up not eating anything. Just sat around staring at each other for a few hours. If a kid complained she was hungry I called the parents to come pick her up. Hope you had fun at the theater, though!
5 empty bottles of bourbon lined up on a table. Old Rip Van Winkle 10, Van Winkle 12, Pappy 15, Pappy 20, and Pappy Rye 13.
A very sad man, sitting in a red chair
Bucks106, Sixers 106
“Wisconsinite’s”
`npm ruin build` command returns "Unknown command 'ruin'"
Map showing the location of the mysterious Boulangerie Buchs in Switzerland
Salut en pièce joint une modification de commande de pain pour Gumefens jeudi une demi-livre mi blanc en plus. Prendre uniquement le premier tableau en compte, c’est un résumé. Peux-tu me confirmer que tu reçois mes mails, je n’ai pas de nouvelle de mon dernier mail. Merci Mes salutations les meilleures.
A red lecruset pot full of steaming beef chili - onions, peppers, BEANS - next to a half bottle of smoked porter, which has been emptied into the mix.
A young boy stares ahead while grinning so, so creepily. His face is caked with clown-lime makeup and his head is cocked to the side.
Me, not Bob Mould
Sad cowboys fan
Feet up, fire roaring, and Packer football on the outdoor screen.
The presentation of the prize cabbage
A fresh head of green cabbage wrapped in plastic.
Black t-shirt with the words Mondo Lucha across the chest
Two bandages on the upper arm: green and blue, with hearts.
Two bottles of beer from Central Waters Brewing Company. On the left is a Vanilla Cherry Stout; vintage is unknown but I suspect to be 2022. On the right in the rear is a Cassian Sunset from 2021; tasting notes of coffee, vanilla, and cinnamon. Both will be empty by bedtime.
Two bankers checks pinned to a corkboard. Each are from FanDuel in the amount of zero dollars and ninety-six cents.
A shining sun over rolling hills and a drone carrying a package. Forecast is 75°. Captioned “Summer is vacation season, but does anyone actually like wasting tons of money just to spend time with their families?”
Kick ass fireworks exploding in a driveway. 2 previously exploded canisters sit next to the active one.
“There are still opportunities for Milwaukee to make trades. Barring something stunning, however, the Bucks look no closer to competing for a championship.”
Remnants of a confetti cannon projectile. Hundreds of strips of paper litter the ground.
Confetti rains down on the stage of the amphitheater at summerfest while The Killers knock out a banger.
A bag of Kingsford “Beercoal”, charcoal made with… beer?
2 bottles of Miller High Life, one slightly less full than the other
Water jug with words of encouragement “come on” “drink more” “never say never” and more
Refried beans with cream cheese and recaitro (a sauce of cilantro, oregano, garlic, onion, and bell peppers)
One button, revealing a hefty portion of my décolletage.
A scene from the 1975 classic, Jaws. Robert Shaw as Quint.
A can of Central Waters Brewing’s Double Rye Barrel English Style Honey Barleywine, which is a mouthful, both ways.
A temporarily full bottle of Miller Genuine Draft in the author’s lap, with a bowl full of salty kettle chips in the background.
Search results screen in Apple News for the phrase “Andor” confusingly shows results for Travel + Leisure magazine and other unrelated topics.
A 500ml bottle of 1840 Brewing’s Blueberry Peach Berliner Weiss, a tart/sour style beer, poured into a tall glass, which is about to be emptied into my face hole.
Cover art for the first book in the Choose Your Own Adventure series, “The Cave of Time”.
“I Voted” sticker
74 degrees and sunny on a Friday afternoon looking westward across Delavan Lake, G&T at the ready.
Screenshot of feedback form for Culver’s. Text reads: I'd just like to know if I'm on some kind of blacklist at Culver's? Because there's something wrong with my delivery order EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. Today it was a missing shake. Last time was a missing burger. So if you could let me know who to talk to about getting off the "attn: mess this guy's order up" list I would appreciate it.
The remnants of a loaf of Irish fruit cake. Aside from “cake” its primary ingredients are currants, dried cherries, peanuts, and toasted coconut.