Bryan Howell, for reals

@bryanhowell.bsky.social

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Semi-professional liar. I mean screenwriter. Former game narrative designer (Xbox, LucasArts) Interests: Cinema (any brow-level); Screenwriting; Making indie films; Books (any kind), Gaming for FUN; Climbing; Absurdism; KEXP; Progress; PNW-ness; Kindness

Salon.com article: Rebecca Black started the ragebait era ALEX GALBRAITH Fifteen years ago, the singer-songwriter showed the web loved nothing more than a pile-on
A zoomed-in image of an obviously AI generated book title, “bHoiL DAHON”
Zoomed-in image of a book, obviously AI-generated.
A smiling emoji with two thumbs up, like Fonzie. Heyyyyy!
The “you had me at hello” scene from Jerry McGuire, with the text “you had me at Kerrygold“
A family portrait of a bodybuilder with his wife and child. The bodybuilder is in a speedo and is oiled up and flexing. The wife and child are dressed normally, several feet away, looking somewhat uncomfortable.
A grey toy poodle lies on his back, covering his eyes with his paws. He’s adorable.
The digital splash page of the DC Infinite Comics app, with a Talent Spotlight featuring Gail Simone
The scene from Dirty Dancing when Patrick Swayze says “Nobody puts Baby in the corner,” but the meme text reads “nobody puts illegal and collusive boycott in the corner.”
A screenshot of a skeet by Bryan Howell that says: Hey I *could* win a point against Serena Williams! ...We're talking about playing Spider-Man Trivia, right?
The “You had me at hello” meme from Jerry Maguire, but the text reads: You had me at “little café terraces”
The character Doomsday, from Superman. He’s very scary and has big sharp bone spikes sticking out all over.
Ego Nwodim looking like a superhero in a shiny metallic dress, posing in front of a bunch of stage lights. https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/a35586479/saturday-night-live-ego-nwodim-melissa-villasenor-heidi-gardner-profile/
Original image: Donald Trump arrives for his speech to a joint session of Congress as Rep. Melanie Stansbury (D-NM) holds a sign reading "This is not normal" at the U.S. Capitol on March 04, 2025 in Washington, DC. Win McNamee/Pool via REUTERS Image modified to make the sign BLANK.
A poster for the tv miniseries Wild Palms, with Jim Belushi, Kim Cattrall, and Dana Delaney
The "you had me at Hello" meme from Jerry Maguire, but the text reads "You had me at 'whipped lard'"
Am image of Sabrina Carpenter and Paul Simon together on stage during the SNL 50th anniversary show.
Kathy Ireland. She’s dreamy.
The profile page of stevieb1234. It has basically zero information.
A screenshot that proves Gail Simone just followed me on BlueSky. IT PROVES IT.
A 3x3 grid of portrait photos showing the effects of different focal lengths. By Rich Legg.
A comic panel. A uniformed police officer says “Bad joke, Stan. Very bad joke.” A plain clothes officer responds “Laugh so you don’t cry, Arnie.”
In Casablanca, Victor Laszlo tells the band to play La Marseillaise, but the caption has been changed to “Play O Canada! Play it!”
The “play La Marseillaise” scene from Casablanca, but the subtitle says “play O Canada”
From Casablanca, Victor Laszlo tells the band to play La Marseillaise, but I’ve changed the subtitle to say “Play O Canada. Play it!”
The “You had me at hello” scene from Jerry Maguire, but the caption is “You had me at Word Fart”
The band “Cold Slither” from the GI Joe cartoon. Cold Slither was actually made up of Cobra agents Zartan and the Dreadnocks… which itself is a pretty good band name, right?
Album cover for Delbert McClinton’s album “The Jealous Kind.” because he’s dressed in jeans and a button up shirt against the background of a desolate countryside, it bears a striking resemblance to the image of Bill Bixby as David Banner hitchhiking in the Incredible Hulk TV show.
Dogs playing poker. From https://wallpaperaccess.com/dogs-playing-poker
A tweet from a horrible person named Catturd, with the text edited to read: “I’m a bowel blockage. I’ll give you more details tomorrow.”
A bottle of Laphroaig peated Islay scotch, aged 25 years.
Scene from Lord of the Rings when Elrond describes watching Isildur fail to destroy the One Ring. The text says “I was there, Gandalf. I was a Bills fan in the 1990s…”
Me (Bryan Howell) and my sister Janeen, making stuff out of Play-Doh.
Screenshot of a news headline from CinemaBlend, credited to Riley Utley: After Taylor Swift Was Seemingly Mentioned In Justin Baldoni's Lawsuit Against Blake Lively, An Insider Explained How The Pop Star Allegedly Feels
Nick Offerman on The Last of Us offers a bottle of Louis Jadot Beaujolais-Villages
The logo for Crazy Go Nuts University from the Strong Bad emails web cartoon.
Headline that’s asks “Why Does Star Trek’s William Shatner’s Kirk Talk Like That?”
A goofy looking toy poodle
Meme magnet: Wine! How classy people get shitfaced
Picture of Richard Nixon
Picture of a very alert looking woman and the caption “Coffee: if you’re not shaking, you need another cup”
The “You had me at hello” scene from Jerry Maguire but the text says “You had me at one. Ha ha ha! (Thunder)” in reference to Count Von Count from Sesame Street
A breakfast at McDonald’s with four hashbrowns
A picture of Mark Zuckerberg looking like a dweeb. Which I know is redundant.
A meme of the “You had me at hello” scene from Jerry Maguire, with the words “You had me at Spider-Man.”
A panel from the comic “John Constantine, Hellblazer” in which Margaret Thatcher promises to make Britain great again.
A sample playlist from KEXP 90.3
The board game “Found It.” Kinda looks like a box of cereal.
A comic panel. A uniformed police officer says “Bad joke, Stan. Very bad joke.” A plain clothes officer responds “Laugh so you don’t cry, Arnie.”
A weird guy awkwardly shows off his dinglehopper (fork)
Some random guy wearing a little mermaid t-shirt.
Screenshot of CNN’s Bluesky profile blurb: “Asking the hard questions…”
A map of the Baltic Sea.
Two adorable fluffy poodles.
The cast of Queer Eye, season 9
A clip from the 1922 film Nosferatu, sped up and set to Yakety Sax by Boots Randolph (aka The Benny Hill theme)
The Crypt Keeper from Tales from the Crypt
Gender reveal results in a pink nuclear explosion. It’s a girl!
A screenshot from the Audible book purchase of Gail Simone’s Red Sonja: Consumed.