Bryan Joiner

@bryanjoiner.bsky.social

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Media guy @ beerinsights.com (yes really) and Red Sox writer for Over the Monster, otherwise F1, Patriots, Martha’s Vineyard (regional high school), dogs

Four straight NYT heds starting with “Trump”
Lotsa team USA stuff
My little league baseball card
Dumb stuff
Pepper is a dog Yes Pepper is a dog Pepper is a dog Yes Pepper is a doggy Pepper is a dog Yes Pepper is a dog Pepper’s a dog Pepper’s a dog Pepper’s a dog Pepper’s a dog Pepper’s a (x7) Pepper is a dog Pepper is a dog Pepper is a dog Pepper is a dog Yes Pepper is a doggy Pepper is a dog Pepper is a dog Yes Pepper is a dog Pepper is a dog Pepper is a dog
Bryan’s son in a Minecraft mask telling him to stfu
BREAKING strikes on Iran Trump said he has canceled planned Trump Says U.S. Will Hit Iran Tonight, Threatens Seizure of Energy Markets
Dr Strange with the 1 finger
Dunkin in Hartsdale with Jalen Brunson
Bryan got 995 on maptap. Please claps
Lydia Tar
Bronx River from the roadway
Painting of Kirby and a waddle Dee on a tote bag
Linked bio saying IYKYK
dogs
Burger King logo but it says Tuesday night skeets
Kennedy Starts a Push to Help Americans Quit Antidepressants 5 MIN READ
WSJ editorial asking what happened to “pragmatic” Trump of first term
OPINION DECLARATIONS How Not to Respond to Political Violence Imagine if a reporter had asked Abraham Lincoln why John Wilkes Booth thought him a tyrant.
MapTap asking me to find the u of c
Schumer going to Roy Cohn’s bday at club 54
Dylan cease with a stache and a half
Bryan does a thing
Text convo in which your author guesses Ty Simpson gets picked 13th
Google results for old city Philadelphia where the ai is trash and regular ol google is right
It's the story that has captivated America: a large screaming man roughly the color of a Fruit Roll-Up, who goes on AM radio every day to get upset about minorities, announced last week that he could no longer in good faith be a New York Mets fan.
Pileated woodpecker
Old Maggie Haberman tweet genuflecting that Amy Chozick managed to snag a copy of a hatchet job book that literally every other person reading would know was garbage but to them is jingling keys
Bryan’s feed of an mlb game that makes it sound like harkkonen
Craig Kimbrel leaning over
→ Trump at war: We're officially bombing Iran. And Iran is bombing, well, everyone they can. They've reportedly lobbed missiles, drones, and deck chairs at the United Arab Emirates, Qatar, Kuwait, Bahrain, Oman, Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Iraq, Azerbaijan, and Turkey as well as Israel, its number-one bombing love. But it's been a pretty dismal showing. We're very much and clearly winning. Like, really, really easily. Here's Trump on the war
WSJ hed: Nantucket's Oceanfront Homes Are Sliding Into the Sea. The Locals Don't Care.
Perezday shirt circa 2018
Dr Manhattan meme saying Logan Allen is starting three games in one day
Bryan’s dawg
Google results showing a dipshit’s substack abnormally high when asked trans issues
Hot Fuzz sight gag
Infamously duplicative Marc Jacobs clothing label
Iran's Missile Shots at Diego Garcia More evidence that Trump was right to act before the threat grew. By The Editorial Board Follow March 24, 2026 at 5:25 pm ET
The absolute dumbest shit you’ve ever read. If you’re reading the alt text, consider yourself saved from it.
“Perez Day” tee circa 2018 Red Sox
The U.S. Economy Is Insulated From High Oil Prices. Americans Aren't.
Bryan’s dog looking quizzical
When Mr. Redzepi wanted to discipline them but there were customers in the dining room, several employees said, he would crouch under the counters in the open kitchen and jab them in the legs with his fingers or a nearby utensil, like a barbecue fork.
Gengar Pokemon 30th anny logo
Bryan’s dog
How Jack Dorsey Explained Cutting Almost Half of Block's Staff The entrepreneur said fewer employees is better in the Al age. February 27
Pepper the looking demented
It’s 3 degrees
Far Side where cows realize they’re eating freaking grass
Mayor McCheese/MacBeth from 30 Rock
Not giving context here sorry
Hot Fuzz on TV
Pepper lookin cute
Meme saying prosecute ICE instead of merely abolishing it, put them all in jail, every last one
Minneapolis Star Tribune headline plainly stating woman shot and killed by ICE
dumbass NYT shit
Josh Chafetz has a fat face. This is it
I got blocked
Mamdani Identified as Asian and African American on College Application