Bryan Quinn

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A photo of Nixon shaking hands with jumpsuit and cape era Elvis, often called “The President and The King”. The world is weird and Dick was a magnet for it.
A still from a segment of the first episode of Saturday Night Live showing a newspaper: Impossible Truth News/ ISREAL AND GEORGIA TRADE PLACES
A scene of Schoolhouse Rock’s “Conjunction Junction” with the legend “Disruption Disjunction/ A logical distinction”.
In a scene from Chinatown, incestuous water oligarch Noah Cross (John Huston) looks private dick J.J. Gitties (Jack Nicholson) in the eye and say, “The future, Mr. Gitts!”
Jon Hamm as Rev. Richard Wayne Gary Wayne in his Durnsville bunker.
Charlton Heston doing his “From my cold, dead hands” shtick but while holding a three shelf cabinet full of teas.
A home reproduction of the above described Reflecting Pool, an opaque green cocktail served in a cocktail glass with a dark red sliver of fruit leather on the rim.
The same poster but with Starmer’s face replaced with a wedge of Stilton and “MAN” with “STILTON”
That totally legit and very real inaugural FIFA “Peace Prize” they gave the prez, the one with the creepy zombie-like grasping hands reaching up but now to a six pack of Miller Lite, the proletariat’s true drink, and the legend reading: It’s / MILLER TIME / For World Peace
Screenshot of the Pocket Casts app in the Downloads screen with a podcast playing, playback bar at the bottom. The left half of the bar is the scrolling title of the episode playing above a time progress bar, while on the right, smaller than a thumb tap size, are the Rewind, Pause, and Advance buttons.
The Steiner scene in the bunker from the movie Downfall.
A still of the Steiner scene from Downfall, where the Fuhrer in the bunker has to be finally told the unit he’s moving around brilliantly against the Russians simply doesn’t exist. Our movie doesn’t have to end this way.
In this year’s governor’s race, no official challenges were made against any candidate’s nominating papers. But left-wing political gadfly and Minocqua Brewing Company owner Kirk Bangstad was officially denied access to the ballot Tuesday after the commission voted to certify that he only turned in 1,504 of the required 2,000 valid signatures. Bangstad’s initial nominating papers had a number of problems, including circulators omitting their municipality of residence and missing or incorrect dates. Bangstad filed 15 affidavits in an effort to correct his errors, but WEC did not agree that the errors were fixed.
From Venture Brothers, it’s… The Nozzle.
My left thumb, remarkably similar to Ken Paxton in looks, 90 times the charisma.
A chihuahua with red eyes holding a syringe in its teeth, ears slicked back.
Mar Awa III presents Pope Leo with a “Leo 14” Cubs jersey. Awa is very pleased with himself. Leo’s smile shows he is most assuredly still a Midwesterner with a sense of appreciating self-deprecating humor
Rover from The Prisoner
In a scene from the South Park episode “Fun with Veal” S6 E4, FBI Negotiator Glen Dumont stands center in front of an FBI Negotiation Squad van, door open, showing an agent at a control center within. Glen holds a red phone to his right ear and is flanked by 2 FBI agents. For our purposes, the agent on the left has had his head replaced with Jared Kushner with “JARED” over his FBI jacket patch, and on the right, Steve Witkof’s head on the agent with “STEVE” on his jacket. Glen’s FBI blazer patch now says “BEST Negotiator” as he is our parallel for President Donny Deals.
The Scary Lucy statue in a park.
A yellow background with the outline of Wisconsin in green and a sketch of Aaron Rodgers with the legend “We’ll Never Forget You Adam”
A screenshot of a text: Hi there, I'm Tom Tiffany. Democrats say I'm too cliché. Well, I did grow up milking cows on a Wisconsin dairy farm. My mom quilts. I've been a dam tender, a boat captain, and a girl dad with perfect attendance at 20 Nutcrackers. I love the Packers, Brewers, Badgers, old fashioneds, and everything Wisconsin. Everything except Madison Politics. I'm running for Governor to cut taxes, cut red tape, stop Wall Street from buying our homes, and stop big data from bulldozing our farmland.
Will Farrell as in a white lab coat, sitting in a doctor’s office before a fireplace with a chyron “Dr. Richard Ludwin, Consultant, TEMPLETON MEDICAL PRODUCTS, INC.” in a 2000 SNL commercial spoof for Magic Mouth, a rectally inserted device to turn flatulence into eloquence.
A large crowd of marchers carrying various pro-labor, pro-immigrant, and anti-ICE signs fill 6th St, walking north, approaching the Mural of Peace on the Mercantile Building.
A large crowd of marchers carrying various pro-labor, pro-immigrant, and anti-ICE signs fill 6th St, walking north through the Menomonee Valley with downtown Milwaukee buildings and the large American flag at the Harley Davidson Museum in the distance.
Top skeet: I forgot about Alex Rodriguez Next skeet (different account): Side note: fuck you a-rod
Top skeet: I forgot about Alex Rodriguez Next skeet (different account): Side note: fuck you a-rod
Garfield looks at a sign with his face in a large red circle crossed out and muses “Huh. I wonder who that’s for.”
A still of the Simpsons TV showing anchor Kent Brockman looking left at an obviously doctored picture of Monty Burns wearing an obvious toupee over his entire bald pate
A photograph on p. 336 of John Gurda’s The Making of Milwaukee, captioned in the book “An aerial view of downtown in the mid-1960s showed how much land had been taken for expressways, parking lots, and urban renewal projects.” Blocks on blocks of buildings where the Marquette Interchange and approaches to the Hoan Bridge on I-794 stand are leveled while tall buildings downtown stand in the center, reminiscent of photos of bombed German cities after WWII.
Monty Python’s Flying Circus, Series 2, Episode 23 “Scott of the Antarctic”, the “French Subtitled Film” sketch, in a rubbish tip, Michael Palin at his most French looking (but all white) hits in Carol Cleveland (also in all white) seated on a white chair, holding a cabbage, as the subtitle reads “I am a revolutionary”.
A unicorn in space
Helen Lovejoy clenches, looks heavenward, and cries, “Oh, won't somebody please think of the hydrocarbons?”
A meme of the “There are 4 lights” scene from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Above, Gul Madred stands in a Cardassian interrogation room in front of and below 4 bright lights pointed down at a seated Captain Picard. In the lower picture, Picard’s face has been replaced with RFK, Jr. at a hearing, mid-response looking back at a questioner with hands raised. The caption shows him saying, “There are 5 lights.” in a similar vein to saying lowering a $600 price to $10 is a 600% reduction because Lord Trump said so and fealty commands the Health Secretary agree with this abuse of math and common sense. He had loved Big Brother, etc.
Michael Scott doing his “I declare bankruptcy” but saying “I declare just war!”
Vance on stage looking off right at a sticker of Nelson from The Simpsons doing his “Ha ha” point as it appeared in “22 Short Films About Springfield” which premiered April 14, 1996z
The bow of a modest boat flying at least 10 Trump flags is swamped by the wake of another speeding pro-Trump boat in a 2020 pro-Trump boat parade in Texas in a photo from the NYT. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/05/us/Texas-boat-parade-trump.html
The Grant Gustin grave meme but with a Georgia state flag on the headstone and Wm Tecumseh Sherman’s face over Gustin’s. Montgomery Meigs in uniform stands with arms folded at left looking down on the fresh grave.
A black and white photo from 1982 of three seminarians, showing the future Pope Leo (Bob from the south burbs) at the right wearing a fedora, sunglasses, and collared black jacket atop his own clerical blacks and collar, making the Blue Brothers’ fan look very much like he’s on a mission from God.
A TVE interview with Cecilia Giménez in front of the fresco she restored to less than standard now called Ecco Mono
Larry David in a Mylar space suit and futuristic sunglasses in a scene from the invented sci-fi B movie “The Flaming Globes of Sigmund” looks to the sky like a sci-fi villain at the height of triumph and madness, and says “Look at the sky! It is just as you prophesized! Flaming globes Sigmund, flaming globes!!” In that episode of Seinfeld, Jerry wrote the quote down because he thought it was funny, fell asleep, then tried to figure out what it meant and where it was from, until he catches it again at the end of the episode and realizes it isn’t.
The home page of the ‘Anti “Anti-AI” Labeler” account with a generated pfp of a shaggy beared white guy who kinda looks like AI poorly generated Ted Kaczynski (implying, of course, anyone so labeled is like him?) and a bio of “Trying to make Bluesky useable for AI research and related discussion.”
The fiasco that was the reality of the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience: the disillusioned Oompa Loompa.
Far Side cartoon panel titled: How nature says, “Do not touch.” Upper left, a coiled rattlesnake. Upper right, a puffed up puffer fish. Lower left, a cat with tail and hair raised, back arched Lower right, orange cybertruck
Carry On” in the Dune font “Lisan Al-Gaib” below in the Part 2 font on the Dune Part 2 poster.
In a parody of a scene from “Lisa's Substitute", The Simpsons, Season 2 / Episode 19, Martin stands at the front of Ms Crabapple’s classroom with classmates and desks in the background. He looks across his body to his right with narrowed eyes and his right hand raised in response to an unseen questioner asking,” What about Plato?”, to which he replies dismissively, “I’m aware of his work.”
The two friendliest (possibly) dogs in Coon Rapids, MN, today look at the camera out of an open car passenger window. The tan dog on the left has friendly big ears out in the “Play, please?” position. The black dog on the right has front paws, the left white tipped, white furred chest, and black furred head completely out the window, with a tennis ball he went back into the car to get and offer to his new best friends he has just met waiting at a red light.
The same screenshot of the ridiculous “plan” quoted to offload oil from Gulf tankers to a convoy of trucks that drive across the desert to ships on the far side of Oman, but now with Kinsky as Fitzcarraldo and the silly legend below the trucks replaced with a sensible “Drag the ship over the desert in a futile exercise in the supreme hubris of man against the unforgiving indifference of nature”
The same screenshot of the ridiculous “plan” quoted to offload oil from Gulf tankers to a convoy of trucks that drive across the desert to ships on the far side of Oman, but now with Kinsky as Fitzcarraldo and the silly legend below the trucks replaced with a sensible “Drag the ship over the desert in a futile exercise in the supreme hubris of man against the unforgiving indifference of nature”