Bryce

@brycejohnson.bsky.social

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Deceptively athletic

A newspaper headline that says “Panic at the Costco”.
The order counter for the local culinary institution Block 16. A few people are in line in front of us
A table outside with Girl Scout cookies laid about.
A tweet about how only old bands play at casinos
A baby wearing a flight cap with a big set of Air Force wings across his body
Pastry dough laid out on a counter with a rolling pin and a pastry cutter.
Guy in an Air Force green flight suit standing in front of a C-130J with two other people around. He is also holding a bottle of champagne.
A picture of Rudolph the red nose reindeer and it says “employee of the month”
A white sign next to a street that says “CrossFit destroys families” “CrossFit is an addiction” “CrossFit is an infidelity cult!”
A man in a black and red plaid shirt carrying two steaks wrapped in butcher paper like a football.
A photo of a large chicken on top of a building. The eyes and mouth moves.
Screenshot of an espn alert that says “battle in Omaha”. Which the university of Nebraska is located in Lincoln.
A picture of three David protein bars on a grocery store conveyor belt.
A colored list of 10 different school spirit days. The days range from standard (hat day) to a bit off the beaten path (change your name for a day). Let’s just agree it’s 8 spirit days too many.
A bright orange cyber truck parked with its nose facing out. It is very orange
A young boy is in the drivers seat of a pink power wheel jeep. The jeep is up on a rock with the front two tires on the rock. A walkway light is also knocked over.
Picture of a newspaper with the headline “Opossum eats entire cake”. Apparently it was somebody’s pet and they ate an entire Costco cake. Crazy right?
Red T-shirt with Herby on it holding a volleyball
A big squirrel eating bird seed
C-130J flying over a deck of clouds as the sun raises capturing the outline of the airplane.
Arm wrestling meme. One arm says “UNL Football” the other says “Atlanta sports” and the area in between says “losing games in painful ways”.
A bottle of tajin seasoning
Man in a banana costume drinking a beer.