Bryni 📯..🧶🧸📚.🇪🇺.💉

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Avid crocheter of strange creatures. Reader, dreamer, crazy cat lady.🐱🐱Like/follow≠endorsement. DMs, lists=instant block.

Foto of a broken table.
A black cat is lying on her side, looking towards us, with her tongue sticking out.
Photo of a black cat lying on her back. The hind end is lying flat, the front end is curved, the head is facing towards the viewer. Her front legs are held aloft, the paws are bent at right angles.
Eine schwarze Katze liegt auf dem Fußboden. Ihr hinteres Ende liegt auf dem Rücken, ihr vorderes Ende auf der Seite. Jetzt mal ehrlich, das KANN doch nicht bequem sein?!
A black cat with her forepaws on a grey footstool, looking slightly grumpy. Eine schwarze Katze hat ihre Vorderpfoten auf einen grauen Hocker gestellt und guckt leicht verdrießlich.
A photo of two crocheted cacti. The left one is pale green, the flowerpot is beige. The right one is a slightly darker green. It has a blossom on top. The blossom is orange, the flowerpot is red.
4 Tabletten vor schwarzem Hintergrund , angeordnet in Form eines Gesichts: 2 runde weiße oben als Augen (nicht ganz gleich groß), eine runde orangene als Nase, eine ovale gelbe als Mund. Ja, ich bin ziemlich albern. 4 pills against a black background, in the shape of a face: 2 white round ones (of slightly different sizes) as the eyes, an orange round one as the nose, a yellow oblong one as the mouth. Yes, I am quite silly.
A photo of a potato against a white, rectangular background, with a broad black frame around it. In the part of the frame that's under the potato, there are two sentences: "I stole your post." "I leave you this potato."
A photo of the German dish "Grünkohl mit Pinkel" on a white plate: cooked potatoes and "Pinkel" (a kind of sausage) on a bed of cooked "Grünkohl" (kale).
A two panel comic. In the first panel, we see the head of a goose. It asks "Protect us from whom?" In the second panel we see a person running to the left, their head and right arm are already out of the frame. The goose from panel one gives chase, yelling "Protect us from whom, motherfucker?!"
A chubby white and grey cat trying to fit into a much too small cardboard box. (Our sweet, dear departed Ferris.)
A picture of Christ on a bike.
Two fotos of cars. On top, there's a blue Dacia Logan with the caption "Bye, Bogdan. It's been 20 great years. *sniffle*" underneath. Below, there's a white Dacia Sandero with the caption "Hi, Bogdana. Welcome!" underneath.
A close-up foto of the lid on a jar of "Skyr strawberry creamy". Eine Nahaufnahme eines Deckels von einem Becher "Skyr Erdbeere cremig".
Photo of a man holding a toy car in his left hand and a smartphone in his right. He's looking at the phone, smiling stupidly.
Foto of a clothes tag that says "Keep away from fire!" in 4 languages.
A picture of a man in a white robe riding a bike against a background of fields and trees in front of a setting sun. The man resembles the western idea of how Jesus looks like. The picture is coloured mainly in shades of yellow.
Ein Foto einer Schachtel Filter für selbstgedrehte Zigaretten. Die Schachtel ist blau, oben ist die Zeichnung einer noch nicht zugeklebten Zigarette. Man sieht den Tabak und den Filter.
A photo of a wire fence. In the background, there's a red brick wall. Directly behind the fence, there's a dried (dead?) shrub, a strip of lawn, and on the ground, there's ivy. On top of the fence, someone strung barbed wire. In the middle of the photo, a few loose coils of the barbed wire are looped on top and behind the fence.
A smiley with a broad grin and tears of laughter beneath its eyes.
Ein blau gemusterter Teller, auf dem zwei kleine Scheiben Brot liegen. Eine davon ist mit zwei Scheiben Aufschnitt belegt, die zweite mit einer.
A photo of a heart-shaped potato on a beige marbled surface, leaning against a black can.
An antique-looking document. In the lower right-hand corner there's a crest with the inscription "ACVTVS ID VERBERAT". At the top of the document, there's a banner reading "your receipt". The text below says: "From The thieves' guild Your caring professional meme re-allocators This is to inform you that one or more of your memes wasted of sufficient quality to warrant appropriation by the Ankh-Morpork Thieves Guild (Posts and Memes Division). Licensed Thief N° 6382.00.A-M Have a nice day This receipt must be left with the client Issued by the Licensing Office, Guild Administration Dept. Discworld and Terry Pratchett are registered trade marks of the estate of Sir Terry Pratchett All trade marks used under license © Narrativia Limited/Estate of Sir Terry Pratchett
A picture (like a large emoji) of a fir tree with a yellow star on top.
Ein Blatt Papier liegt auf einem Holztisch Links ist eine Hand, die einen Zeichenstift hält, unten auf dem Blatt liegt noch ein Stift. Auf dem Blatt ist die Zeichnung einer gehäkelte orangefarbene Katze, die einen blauen Häkelpullover trägt. Die Pfoten, die Kehle, der Bereich um Augen und Mäulchen und das Innere der Ohren ist weiß. Sie sitzt auf einem grünen Untergrund, links und rechts von ihr wachsen ein paar fedrige Halme aus dem Boden, die an Farn erinnern. Im Hintergrund sind ein paar gelbe und orangefarbene Sterne zu sehen. A sheet of Paper on a wooden table. On the left there is a hand holding a pencil, another pencil lies at the bottom of the paper. On the paper is a drawing of a crochetet cat wearing a blue crochetet sweater. The cat is orange. Its paws, throat, the area around its eyes and mouth and the inside of its ears are white. It sits on a green patch. To the left and right there are a few ferny blades of grass. In the background there are a few yellow and orange stars
Two pictures. On the left is a pudgy white and gray tomcat, looking a bit grumpy, our sweet Ferris. On the right is a cute calico cat, sitting on the edge of a black sofa, looking rather sceptical, our beautiful Fiona. The captions beneath read: Ferris (heart) 24.04.2003 - 05.07.2021 Fiona (heart) 24.04.2003 - 17.11.2022