Don’t Run With Scissors

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In a world of chaotic uncertainty and binary polarisation, at least there’s one thing we can all agree on. Right?

SPROTESTrUMÇeOIS TRUMP IS A CUNT It’s Janet Godley and her Beautiful sign.
Frenchmen, drinking, smoking and playing cards. Yes! Like that dog one but with humans.
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The Drooping Willy sign on M4 outside London indicating the hell hole that is Slough. Usually accompanied with the smell of raw sewage.
Some silly bollocks from a bot account/child poster who thinks Nigel Farage can somehow save his own sorry arse AND the UK. He’s not even going to manage the first bit. If this is the best they have, I’d say the future looks bright and definitely not turquoise
Gliders Stop Look & Listen
No U-turns. Not no, no U-turns which would imply mandatory U-Turns and would’ve sillier than thinking no smoking meant no no smoking.
A No smoking sign. Definitely not a no, no smoking sign, which would be weird and wrong in equal measure.
• LIVE • 14,601 viewing Updated 6 minutes ago French court clears way for Marine Le Pen to run for president but orders her to wear electronic tag
The legendary album cover for The Clash’s masterpiece London Calling
A Tory genius holding up a ‘Conservatives’ poster upside down. He looks very much like the BBCs Chris Mason
A Reform beardy looking intently at a paper cup he’s holding up.
A man in pink in a cafe singing about pepto-bismol
Canadian away strip FWC 2026. Replica A grumpy chap wearing a black football strip with white paint all over it.
Tricky Dubai Dickie Tice. The Spiv in Chief of Reform PLC LTD.
The idiot we call the political editor of the BBC, Chris fucking Mason sounding more like eyeshadow bothering Mystic Meg than any kind of serious journalist. He says BBG BBC News 54m ago Chris Mason: All eyes are on Downing Street, but what might the PM say about his future, and when?
News flash pop up Reads B BC Breaking News now Iran says it is closing Strait of Hormuz and accuses US and Israel of violating ceasefire deal
(Yet another) pointless op-ed from the embarrassment that is Chris fucking Mason. This doozer reads • I would say without hesitation this is the most important by-election in my lifetime, writes our political editor Chris Mason FFS
Some lovely, peppery homegrown rocket.
George Michael sing-a-long, innit.
A field with a massive penis mowed into it. Taken from a Canberra
Ewok Powell
A Shop doorway Massive sign above the door reads ‘CLOSED’
A scam email. Reads Mark and Spencer: Your gift is waiting Customer Insights Team We'd love your feedback Hi there, your opinion matters to us. Le Please take a moment to share your experience with our service. It's quick and easy, thank you for your time.
Chris Barker’s new word Tetris game. It’s great, try it.
Another ladder listing. I know right- I know how to live. This one warns of Fasle Locks So yeah- mind how you go, and be careful with them Fasle Locks.
Buildings. A big white triangle in the middle of the shot. Um…. That’s it.
A platform indicator. First train 12:51 Second train 12:48 WTF.
A listing online for a ladder. It claims to be ‘More Asfer’
Stooopid list people. This one adores AI. Reads .@schizanon.bsky.social has added you to the "can't tell the difference between a technology and a corporation" moderation list bsky.app/profile/did...
NOT ANOTHER ONE?! WRITTEN BY BRENDA FROM BRISTOL
A green translucent stencil with holes that resemble lighting fixtures from above. Scale 1:25 as standard for theatre. These were very niche.
The Met Office Weather app for this week T-S Today 18°C Sunday 30°C You get the gist.
A small black puppy sucking on a baby’s dummy.
Polish photographer Jacek Stankiewicz’s incredible *Real* not AI photo showing a small bird very clearly pointing angrily in the opposite direction and a second small bird looking guilty. A 3rd bird wishes they picked a different tree and is embarrassed at the domestic going on.
Why that’s a nice bandwagon you’re all on there. Make room! Yep, it’s a Burger King logo thingy. This one says NIGEL FARAGE IS A PONCE Either it's a political donation or it's income. If it's income, where are the tax receipts?
A sheepish Gnome trying hard not to be associated with a pair of twonks doing Hitler salutes.
The ‘fruit’ flavoured soft drink that did not do well in the UK market. It was discontinued in 1989, after a very short appearance in supermarkets. I mean, we had Lilt, who needed Quatro. The picture? Oh yeah- it’s a can of Quatro. Obvs.
Ego jeep with number plate M022SAD
News flash. Reads Breaking News Viktor Orbán concedes Hungarian election to challenger Péter Magyar, ending his 16 years in power now
Buzby the yellow phone bird.
The week after the Brexit vote. A Dyson in the small electricals skip at the tip. A sticker on it reads Bollocks To Brexit
Newsflash Reads Scott Mills sacked from BBC Radio 2 over 'personal conduct' Culture 30 Mar 2026, 11:43
Syrup. It don’t heap.
A small black puppy, resting its head in its owners hand.
barbaraj.sobel Off of Twitter: Trump: All of the people that died through the roadside bombs. Died and are right now walking around with no legs.
A black puppy. Look at his face 🥰
A Pimlico ‘plumber’s’ van, complete with very expensive personalised number plate. Coz it’s funny isn’t it to rip off grannies and those in distress so you can drive around with a jokey plate. Yeah my sides are splitting. The trade-class are ripping us all off. Oh yeah, just blokes grafting to feed their families. And pay for high end vans and whacky plates.
Eric Morecombe famously grabbing Andre by the Previns.
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Meeery Poppins, as I live and breathe.
Two black dogs doing a bloody good impression of the Weeping Angels.
Allister Heath Britain cannot survive another decade of Nasty Journalist is actually a Nice Person induced madness ALLISTER HEATH The Telegraph
A half chewed Silica Gel drying agent. THROW AWAY DESICCANT SILICA GEL DO NOT EAT THROW AWAY
England FC Football’s Manager 1977-83
Stuff
A tiny black puppy sat on a mat. This is Roodle. He’s a Jack Russel / Poodle cross. Some call those dogs jack-a-poos but that’s plain daft. They’re Jack Roodles. Obviously. Roodle is 12weeks old and utterly fabulous and a ridiculously jolly little chap.
Dinky Toys 978 Refuse Truck 1970s Bedford dustbin lorry.
Cud album cover. Roof tiles with a blue circle and a 1 in the middle of it.
Vinyl label Dawn Penn No no no