Bsmitty

@bsmitty.bsky.social

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Desi Lydic dressed as a man saying, "Let's go hunt moose and jack-off!"
Mamdani with a Knicks fan at last nights game
That stupid facebook non-authorization that old people fell for hard in like 2018
Male. 60's. Shotgun wound to the everywhere.
Picture of the right click options of a macbook. Add to Dictionary is the second item listed, no one knows why.
Mayor Mamdani sitting at a park saying, "Just look at this graph." Above his hand is a terrible hand made graph showing Purdue vs Indiana with the text, "Wins against Ranked Nonconfrence Opponents (football + basketball)." Purdue has 1, Indian has 0.
My NBA Jams Grand Champions screen proudly reading BMS.
Idk, this shirt is a good damn mess.
A Nazi douche destroys art and goes to jail for it. His pants are 2 sizes too small and I'm pretty sure his bullet proof vest has a Lamborghini symbol on it cause he sucks.
My son, maybe 3, with a shock of curly blond hair is grasping a fancy tea cup with his chubby little fingers. He is at his Grandmother's home in Chicago, the 23rd floor of a high rise that overlooks J Pasker Park.
Mutley giggling like the goofball he is
Meme with a picture of the German Goal Keeper Berger on one piece of paper and a brick wall on another. It's captioned "Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture." Below, Pam from the office is saying "They're the same picture."
Killer Croc looking daddy in the Arkham Video game series
A black and white photo of an 1800's doctor doing god knows what with a phone to his ear, it bears the caption: " Being an old-timey doctor would rule, just drunk as hell like 'yeah u got ghosts in your blood, you should do cocaine about it.' "
100's of Beavers gif where the main character is wearing a beer helmet, he stairs blankly before dancing off.
Guy in a ghillie suit with a sunset in the background.
Draymond Green choking out Rudy Golbert with a terrifying look of murder in his eyes.
Tommy Townsend is Punt Jesus coming to theaters July 14th! OR An obvious photoshopped photo of Tommy Townsend as Jesus.
Kate McKinnon's as her awesome character Dr. Wenowdis saying, "We know dis"
The logo for the University of Vermont, it's a catamount jumping through a green V with a yellow stoke inline.
Josie and the pussy cats hate tea from an airfryer. They hate it a lot.
Mr. Beast has 2,000 people fighting for 5 million dollars because he sucks.
He sees you when you're sleeping. He know when you're awake. He's already cut the phone lines. There really is no escape.