Algonquin K Farquhar II

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"If I was kidding you I'd be wearing a fez and no pants" (header alt text: two Japanese Zen monks bowing deeply to each other, holding straw hats) 📍 Pasadena, CA

Screenshot of me muting the word "Jimothy" .... FOREVER
Mickey Rooney as Mr. Yunioshi from Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961)
The Three Stooges: Larry squirting a guy in the face with seltzer.
Headline: "Vons stays open after customer dies in bakery aisle, employees say"
American Chopper dad/son yelling meme but with Japanese captions: [translation] Box1: "This meme is in Japanese!" Box2: "Your followers don't read Japanese!" Box3: "They can learn!" Box4: "You are so stupid!" Box5: "People love my memes!"
Norman Rockwell "Freedom of Speech"
two brown ducks with eight chicks near the edge of a lake
package of Trader Joe's frozen tri-color bell peppers called "Mélange Á Trois"
(two posts in a thread about a New jersey breakfast sandwich) Post: Taylor ham? Reply: Pork roll
The "STONKS" stock meme but with the word "BONKS"
Chris Farley gif where he starts out smiling then turns to a look of horror & disbelief
bag of frozen seafood called "seafood medley"
screencap from the "laughing guy interview": Spanish comedian Juan Joya Borja, also known as "El Risitas"
posting about an old tortoise: "194 YEARS OLD. Jonathan the tortoise was born around 1832. He has literally lived through the invention of the lightbulb, both World Wars, and the entire internet era. An absolute legend." with picture of tortoise standing next to a plaque.
Can of Campbell's Cream of Shrimp soup (one of the worst things I've ever put in my mouth)
Cast of the tv show SOAP
Meme of Maria singing to the sound of music kids
hot dogs in buns with ravioli as "toppings"
screenshot from a menu: "fried oysters on deviled eggs"
Dana Carvey as "Grumpy Old Man" from Saturday Night Live
A package of Fly By Jing chili crisp noodles.
Grandpa Simpson sitting on s tree stump telling a story to children sitting around him
A can of Monty Python Collector's Edition Spamalot Spam "with stinky French garlic"
Gumby in what looks like an iron lung(?) with his head sticking out and a big red pill(?) on his face and a nurse(?) using some kind of gadget(?)
GPU-Z display screen showing Nvidia GeForce RTX 5070 specs
Paul-Henri Spaak
Nvidia RTX 5070 video card for PC
1970s Soviet power station control room (a very "technical" looking large room with dials and buttons and levers absolutely everywhere with three men wearing what looks like chef's outfits)
a small packet that says "moist towelette"
gif from the movie Yojimbo: a man in a kimono with a katana in his belt is looking around and looking pleased at what he sees.
bag of cooked squid tentacles
Petter Sellers as Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake from the movie Dr. Strangelove (1964)
"The post you're replying to was marked as being written in Catalan by its author. Would you like to reply in Catalan?"
math meme
Description of a movie called L (2014): "A strange dark comedy about a man who lives in his car, then decides to live on a motorcycle. A film about finding yourself. - Living in his car, a 40-year-old man spends his days delivering honey to a narcoleptic. In his spare time, he visits his estranged wife and children, who live in a different car. But when the man is fired, he abandons his car for a motorcycle. From the writer of oscar nominated Dogtooth."
The J. Geils Band
"State Normal School - Los Angeles"
four slices of frozen pizza with tempura shrimp on each slice
"all done for the day, enjoy your empty inbox"
Sacha Baron Cohen as Ali G interviewing former UN Secretary-General Boutros Boutros-Ghali on "Da Ali G Show"
a proboscis monkey that reminds me of Cyrano de Bergerac
Grandpa Simpson sitting on a tree stump with a group of children sitting around him as he tells them a story
screenshot of my bluesky muted words settings: project hail mary muted for 30 days
Dick York & Dick Sargent from TV show Bewitched
Forecast for Pasadena, CA: Mon 91F, Tue 93F, Wd 93F, Thu 94F, Fri 91F
Iron Chef America Chairman doing the "Allez cuisine!" chop
Winter is coming meme: "Brace yourselves, the cherry blossoms are coming to Japanese photography Bluesky"
40,000 year old sculpture of a woman made of mammoth ivory known as "Venus of Hohle Fels." It's the world’s oldest known representation of a human.
Pasadena City Hall (TV Show 'Parks and Rec' used it as their city hall)
meme based on the Seinfeld episode "who? who doesn't want to wear the ribbon" but says: "who? who doesn't want to use alt text"
Goodyear blimp flying behind Art Center in Pasadena, CA
Frozen pizza COVERED in pepperoni
Engelbert Humperdinck pointing towards the camera with the caption: "I want YOU to have a happy Hump Day"
Robert Moog posing with his Moog synthesizers
picture of my drafts folder with one draft that reads "Your mum's mushy peas"
"Let's get you to bed, grandma" meme: "Lady Gaga is this generation's Dolly Parton" "Let's get you to bed"
Frank Cannon making a phone call from his car
Maxwell Smart and "The Chief" from 1960s TV show Get Smart: "Missed it by that much"
Henry Rollins sitting cross-legged looking angry