Bugbeard

@bugbeard.bsky.social

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Please, Mr. Bones was my father always reckin' balls https://bugbeard.carrd.co/

SO ANYWAY I—
A completely ordinary 3D render of Piku in their natural habitat
the orange elf magister pulls out the infantory— a gooey inventory screen pops out, undulating and squirming. a floating gloved hand considers the wares, and selects a [green potion]
Floating island in the sky, covered in grass blowing gently in the wind. A large skull of unknown provenance rests upon it. Soul/magical energy undulates out of its sockets. A brook/small river runs off the side of the island. Wooden planks from fences litter the area. Small stone monumets. A rotating circle of collectible gold pyramids to the side.
Three cartoon skulls endlessly on the move: green; animal; on threads, blue; 'human'; one-wheeled, and a yellow bird sprinting along in some swanky red wellies. The rainbow stars watch over the scene.
playstationposting
A classic horizontal "beige box" computer case with a monitor on top displaying a gurning, gaping pixel face has spewed a undefinable goopy mass onto a plate, presenting it. "Boy, how subtle," you mumble to yourself.
The haunted visage of this scruffy, ratty, goblin-esque mother'ucker stares at you with confused dread
Screenshot of the Rascal's Game Over screen: Tit Rascal, trapped in the sands of the hourglass, Chrodan's visage looming in the background
loudly pink & purple GUI, undulating, scrolling, loading. mayhaps for controlling a as yet unknown computer system.
barrelbuddy ~ Goofy eyes poking out of a golden barrel, gloved hands gripping the sides. Situated atop a radioactive goop-covered rocky outcropping. A sky of soft pink.