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Liliana the Faultless {W} Legendary Creature — Human Cleric Whenever another creature or planeswalker you control enters, you gain 1 life. {1}, {T}, Discard a card: Another target creature or planeswalker you control gains hexproof until end of turn. “All mistakes can be fixed. Even you.” 1/1 Watermark: Reality Fracture Illustrated by Marta Nael
4 magic cards: rancor, mountain valley, library of leng, backlash
Warren Warleader {2}{W}{W} Token Creature — Rabbit Knight Whenever you attack, choose one — • Create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token that’s tapped and attacking. • Attacking creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. (This token’s mana cost is {2}{W}{W}.) 1/1
Orcrist, Goblin-cleaver {3} Legendary Artifact — Equipment Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has trample. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, choose a creature type. Create a Treasure token for each creature you control of that type. Equip {3} Illustrated by Erikas Perl
Zuberi, Golden Feather {4}{W} Legendary Creature — Griffin Flying Other Griffin creatures get +1/+1. “If the griffins tell of their gods, perhaps they speak of feathers bright as the Sun.” —Afari, Tales 3/3 Illustrated by Alan Rabinowitz
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Horrible Hordes {3} Artifact Creature — Spirit Rampage 1 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature blocking it beyond the first.) Few are able to underestimate the hordes. 2/2 Illustrated by Ian Miller
Brightstone Ritual {R} Instant Add {R} for each Goblin on the battlefield. Wizards fought over the stone to exploit its power. Goblins fight over it because it’s shiny.
Barrage of Expendables {R} Enchantment {R}, Sacrifice a creature: This enchantment deals 1 damage to any target. Goblin generals don’t distinguish between troops and ammunition. Illustrated by Trevor Claxton
walkin around money achewood comic
2 dogs an accountant and a guy with a god complex
Ophiomancer {2}{B} Creature — Human Shaman At the beginning of each upkeep, if you control no Snakes, create a 1/1 black Snake creature token with deathtouch. Her writhing, boneless movements are unsettling to humans, but hypnotic to her serpent brood. 2/2 Illustrated by Caroline Gariba
playset of prismatic strands
a playset of Battle Screech from Judgement Battle Screech {2}{W}{W} Sorcery Create two 1/1 white Bird creature tokens with flying. Flashback—Tap three untapped white creatures you control. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.) Illustrated by Randy Gallegos
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Built to Smash {R} Instant Target attacking creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. If it’s an artifact creature, it gains trample until end of turn. Free from Consulate regulations, renegade-built automatons push performance to the limit.
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bugs with their hair all swept to one side, wearing a yellow white and blue jump suit and a nice hat. they are klimt and have fun winged eyeliner
Infested Fleshcutter {1}{W} Artifact — Equipment Equipped creature gets +2/+0. Whenever equipped creature attacks, create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature token with toxic 1 and “This token can’t block.” (Players dealt combat damage by it also get a poison counter.) Equip {2}{W} Illustrated by José Parodi
Reckoner's Bargain {1}{B} Instant As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. You gain life equal to the sacrificed permanent’s mana value. Draw two cards. Restricted auctions are held once a year at the Dragon’s Lair—the sacred, neutral meeting ground of all Reckoner gangs. Illustrated by Justine Cruz
a magic card sleeve that depicts the pack art for the set Mirage: it's very green, with a picture of a wonderful green dragon set against a blue background in the middle of the sleeve
an image with the bluesky logo and text saying: to log out "click here." or if you you'd prefer, you can "delete your account".
Shivan Wumpus {3}{R} Creature — Beast Trample When this creature enters, any player may sacrifice a land of their choice. If a player does, put this creature on top of its owner’s library. It’s easier to move the village than to divert the wumpus. 6/6
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Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite {5}{W}{W} Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor Vigilance Other creatures you control get +2/+2. Creatures your opponents control get -2/-2. “The Gitaxians whisper among themselves of other worlds. If they exist, we must bring Phyrexia’s magnificence to them.” 4/7
Undermountain Adventurer {3}{G} Creature — Giant Warrior Vigilance When this creature enters, you take the initiative. {T}: Add {G}{G}. If you’ve completed a dungeon, add six {G} instead. 3/4
Vizzerdrix {6}{U} Creature — Rabbit Beast A bored wizard once created a vizzerdrix out of a bunny and a piranha. He never made that mistake again. 6/6 Illustrated by Dave Dorman
Mardu Siegebreaker {1}{R}{W}{B} Creature — Human Warrior Deathtouch, haste When this creature enters, exile up to one other target creature you control until this creature leaves the battlefield. Whenever this creature attacks, for each opponent, create a tapped token that’s a copy of the exiled card attacking that opponent. At the beginning of your next end step, sacrifice those tokens. 4/4
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monty python ministry of funny walks
earthbound opening asking you to name Ness
bush learning about 9/11
dw i cant read meme
bush learning about 9/11
dot matrix
the info wars elf
hand of magic cards
Vaevictis Asmadi {2}{B}{B}{R}{R}{G}{G} Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Vaevictis Asmadi unless you pay {B}{R}{G}. {B}: Vaevictis Asmadi gets +1/+0 until end of turn. {R}: Vaevictis Asmadi gets +1/+0 until end of turn. {G}: Vaevictis Asmadi gets +1/+0 until end of turn. 7/7
Varolz, the Scar-Striped {1}{B}{G} Legendary Creature — Troll Warrior Each creature card in your graveyard has scavenge. The scavenge cost is equal to its mana cost. (Exile a creature card from your graveyard and pay its mana cost: Put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to that card’s power on target creature. Scavenge only as a sorcery.) Sacrifice another creature: Regenerate Varolz. 2/2
Verdant Embrace {3}{G}{G} Enchantment — Aura Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +3/+3 and has “At the beginning of each upkeep, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.” Illustrated by Stephen Tappin
a pair of goofy brown haired aliens with large hands
another angle of the glowing swans on their blue perches. behind them is a pair of video portraits of women holding glowing orbs.
the czech installation at the venice beinnale 2017; its an array of glowing plastic swabs all perched atop blue semi-spherical platforms. behind them is a projection of the ocean, and to the side is a log that's been painted gold balanced against a wall, spot lit. it's so fucking bad dawg, allegedly this is about climate change.
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a 3 panel comic from Achewood, with a dog in a sweater saying "hey guys guess who just got yelled at"
voltorb pokemon, he's a ball that's red on his top half and white on the bottom with an evil look
a yellow and dark grey short range space ship
a gif of a square headed guy walking, but the speed is fucked and he's moving fast
this absolute unit of a little pixel art guy. he's got a really square head
goofy little pixel creature holding a shovel
gif of a pixle art cat blinking and wagging its tail
Machinesmith Automaton {2}{R} Artifact Creature — Robot Villain Trample Whenever another artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. “Every day, I find new ways to improve upon my designs. This is the inherent superiority of metal over flesh and blood.” —Machinesmith, Samuel Saxon 2/2
post talking about an elephant pissing all over
bugs in a rainbow frame for the ignited commander block party
eric andre "why would they do this" meme but the top text reads "violet robbing ceasar blind of $2M" and the bottom "why would johnny do this?"
a green energy drink called "gridlock"
Heroes' Podium {5} Legendary Artifact Each legendary creature you control gets +1/+1 for each other legendary creature you control. {X}, {T}: Look at the top X cards of your library. You may reveal a legendary creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Super-Adaptoid {2} Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot Villain Super-Adaptoid’s power is equal to the number of legendary creatures you control. Whenever Super-Adaptoid enters or attacks, choose another target creature. If that creature has haste and Super-Adaptoid doesn’t, put a haste counter on Super-Adaptoid. Do the same for flying, first strike, double strike, deathtouch, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, and vigilance. */2 Illustrated by John Tyler Christopher
Liberator, Urza's Battlethopter {3} Legendary Artifact Creature — Thopter Flash Flying You may cast colorless spells and artifact spells as though they had flash. Whenever you cast a spell, if the amount of mana spent to cast that spell is greater than Liberator’s power, put a +1/+1 counter on Liberator. 1/2
brown and white guinea pig names boo receives berries