Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🌻♾️

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Technomancer, TTRPG enthusiast, hardware security researcher, plays with directed EM fields for a living. Vet, silly little goose, elder millennial punk, banned in one country (at least). Looking for a place to happen; making stops along the way. They/He.

Intro scene from Columbo: The Greenhouse Jungle, hosted by Dumb Industries. A wealthy gadabout is on the phone, talking to his lover (or wife?), but undoubtedly a future victim.
Image of Mussolini’s headquarters in 1934.
Tee shirt with “Soylent Pine is Treeple” over a pine tree logo.
MurderBot (from Martha Wells’s Murderbot Diaries) standing amongst flames, as in the “This is Fine” meme. A thought bubble reads “I just want to watch my shows.”
The Stonks meme, with the caption “Socks”
The Star Wars Holiday Special cartoon sequence plays on a wall mounted TV above a fireplace, between bookshelves. A glass of red wine with a moustache guard is at the lower centre of the picture.
Watching Rifftrac Sharknado. A cartoon Darth Vader is force choking the Karate Kid, who is turning purple.
A bluish-black cosmic whirlpool, with “Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.” overlaid on it.
A screen grab from LinkedIn: “Physicists crafted the world’s smallest violin using nanotechnology. You can’t get much of a tune out of it though…” A picture showing a violin against a human hair.
Fuckery… Advanced Fuckery… Super Advanced Fuckery… the ancient tomes of the wizened.
A thrift store find: “Create your own knitted Jesus”.
Quiz: Are you even good enough to have imposter syndrome?
Philomena Cunk.
The Concorde, made out of Lego.
A CD pack of Christmas songs. Wham is nowhere to be seen.
A kitty cat, typing on a keyboard. “Another day in my silly little life. Pushing the silly little buttons.” What are you typing, L’il Buddy? Why aren’t you playing with the mouse?
Jean-Luc Picard, feet up on his desk, with the text “I really am too busy for this kind of nonsense.” But when I put my feet up on my desk, my boss thinks I’m not busy. What is it about this posture that suggests one is not working? My background is theoretical physics… my best work is done in bed, daydreaming rigorously.
“Support your local AntiFa” on a poster, with a masked man.
Small blue five-petalled flowers with a white and yellow centre, against green foliage. Seriously pretty. Flowers are so metal - despite the corrosive power of oxygen, the harsh solar radiation, the lawnmower that sweeps down entire fields, they persist. Pretty sure there’s a lesson about standing up to power in the face of adversity that we could learn from these pretty little flowers, but that’s a note for a different skeet.