Professor Bungied2theTree-VIRALMANIA 7/26

@bungied2thetree.bsky.social

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Gold Rank Pokemon Professor, Amateur Photographer, Bad Movie Lover, Wrestling Nerd.

A cork board covered in perler art and assorted event badges
Myself in the Target Center holding up a sign that reads “Wolves Back”
Myself wearing a shirt that reads “ABOLISH ICE” holding a sign that reads “Fascists eat corn the long way”
A Ring Doorbell smashed and clinging to the end of a splitting maul over some ice
Myself covered in frost from my breath precipitation freezing.
Selfie of myself displaying my “I Voted” Sticker. Wearing a hat supporting Pride and a T Shirt supporting Trans Rights.
Myself dressed as Professor Birch reading a guide of Ruby and Sapphire
My Mall Asian food and Pepsi across the table from the F1rst Wrestling Championship
Myself in the Mall of America Rotunda with the F1rst Wrestling Family Championship
“First Wrestling Family, After years of research, the professor finally found my way to the First Wrestling Family Championship. But, the research doesn’t stop there. Tonight, I will walk into the Mall of America as champion like the greats before me: Topanga, Devon Monroe, and Sting. And if you think you can stop me from walking out of Saturday Night Nitro as Champion, you better bring your strongest team or sharpest wits. They say the bond between a Pokemon and its trainer is strongest in the heat of battle. As I showed Holdingford last night, my bond with this title is stronger. See you at the mall!”
Three Perlers featuring Cramorant
A fire pit burning in the foreground while a Television playing AEW Dynamite is in the background.
The Charizard Trophy with a Staff Promo Hop’s Snorlax
Giveaway Prizes for the upcoming Pokemon TCG Tournament at SGDQ. Includes a sealed Marnie’s Grimmsnarl Battle Deck, Play Packs, a Chimchar Keychain Plush, Cythia’s Pokemon Acrylic Standees, NAIC 2025 exclusive Sleeves, NAIC 2025 pin, Lillie’s Deck Box with Sleeves, Damage Counters, and Coin, Pokemon Day Dice sets, Mega Postcard Set, Worlds 2024 Lanyard, Eevee Plush Deck Box, and the Eevee and Evolutions Playmat from the Prismatic Evolutions Special Premium Collection.
Me playing a maimai cabinet
Graphic for a wrestling match between John Cena and CM Hypocrite, whom once told someone to “suck a blood-soaked Saudi dick”
Me with Wrestler Gabe Kidd
View from my seat at NJPW Windy City Riot in Chicago, IL
My professor swag: A Staff Playmat, 2 Boxes of Surging Sparks, Sufer Promo Card, my Judge Shirt
Bobby Lashley and Shelton Benjamin in Suits