Ashli BABIP

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person in glasses sitting at a keyboard with their head in their hand. they are wearing a watch with a red band and a black t-shirt featuring a graphic from the 1991 Stanley Cup matchup between the Pittsburgh Penguins and Minnesota North Stars.
Someone holding a paper copy of The Onion in their hand
the sentence “pssst! you’re doing enough” and a heart symbol written on the wall of a public bathroom in sharpie
a small bunny no more than five weeks old huddle next to a window after falling into a window well.
zack britton
A Sakura Pigma Micron PN in sepia with no cap against a white background
a bearded and tired-looking ginger he/they in a black vintage Pittsburgh Penguins t-shirt holding a copy of bite back—a collection of poems by Blayne Waterloo—next to their face.
Brad Pitt in Moneyball as Billy Beane saying “What the fuck are you talking about man?”
Meme that says “all dogs go to heaven, except for those class traitors in the paw patrol”
LeBron James 2003 topps rookie card, front, in a PSA 8
Benito del Toro saying “I’ve had a few… a few small beers” in One Battle After Another
“God grant me the not shwebsi”
Three handsome young lads holding their jean-jacketed friend horizontally in their arms in front of a balloon arch
phoebe waller-bridge as fleabag sitting at a bus stop bench in the series finale of fleabag
a chocolate cake sits on a white rotating cake decorating stand on top of a faux wood countertop. It has stars piped around the rim on top and chocolate shavings inside of that.
A child wearing red sweatpants and a white turtleneck with different illustrations of Santa Claus. They are riding a tricycle in a room with red carpet, wooden shiplap paneling, and a tube television in the background.
a corn dog with a bite taken out of it being held like a cigarette. It is being gripped by the dog and not the stick.
Arthur from Joker saying “you wouldn’t get it” after being asked “what’s so funny”
a person sitting dejectedly on a commercial kitchen floor with the caption “I just need to lock in”
a Google search with the terms “Jesus powers and abilities minus AI”
A screenshot of an order confirmation for Bite Back: Poems by Blayne Waterloo
Instagram post from the official Elmo account featuring a large number 12 with the caption “Elmo is ready for it! Are you?” With 12 orange heart emojis.
A man lays on a blanket on the grass in a park. He’s using a backpack as a pillow and giving a thumbs up. People milling about at a farmers market can be seen in the background.
A picture of a Kermit the Frog puppet bent over a couch. It is positioned with its hands spreading apart the hole where a puppeteer’s hand would go, making it look like Kermit is gaping his own asshole. Over this image is a collection of various heart emojis
View of American Family Field from XGolf, located in the left field corner on the club level.
A picture of an annoyed looking bird sitting in a chair with its arms crossed.
A photo of a group of protesters marching through Milwaukee, from behind. A prominent sign reads “Fuck Fascism, Fuck Trump.” Another reads “Solidarity Against Fascism” across a background matching the colors of the transgender pride flag.
A plate of vibrant rice pilaf and half a pita bread covered in hummus, za’atar chickpeas, and Mediterranean salad
A close-up of a black pitbull mix sleeping with her head on a pillow
Paparazzi photos of Nicole Kidman with arms wide, basking in the sunlight after her legal separation from ex-husband Tom Cruise
A screenshot of Athletics player Jacob Wilson’s BaseballSavant page, showing he has no walks drawn through 66 plate appearances.
A closeup of a cherub statue made from terracotta that is. Very likely cursed. Its eyes are facing in two different directions.
The iconic photo of Dwayne Wade with his arms spread wide as LeBron James is about to throw down an alley oop dunk, but my face is photoshopped over both of their faces, as if I have thrown down an alley oop to myself.
The “hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby” meme, which implies one side of a matchup completely overpowering and outmatching the other side.
A screen grab of man in a black t-shirt shoving somewhere between 8 and 12 hot dogs into his mouth at once at a baseball game.
A scorebug showing a 16 to 6 score.
A screenshot of Baseball Savant showing a 76.2 mile per hour exit velocity by Marlins shortstop Xavier Edwards.
An individual taking a mirror selfie in a bathroom. They’re wearing a monochromatic blue Suzuki jumpsuit with a white zipper and white undershirt. Behind them is their shower, and a blue hat hangs on a hook in the right side of the frame.
A headshot of former Brewers and current Kansas City Royals outfielder Joey Wiemer.
The cover art for the soundtrack of the video game Outer Wilds, with music composed by Andrew Prahlow. The cover art is the surface of small planet cast against the stars of the cosmos. A spaceship is parked on the planet the surface of the planet amongst some conifers, and a small cozy campfire burns a short distance away, illuminating its surroundings.
A Discord DM notification from someone that says “still laughing about ISIS”
Starters, ordered by ADP: Shohei Ohtani, Paul Skenes, Tarik Skubal, Zack Wheeler, Garrett Crochet, Logan Gilbert, Chris Sale, Corbin Burnes, Jacob deGrom, George Kirby, Blake Snell, Dylan Cease, Cole Ragans, Yoshinobu Yamamoto, Gerrit Cole, Bryce Miller, Joe Ryan, Luis Castillo, Grayson Rodriguez, Tyler Glasgow, Spencer Strider, Bryan Woo, Kodai Senga, Drew Rasmussen, Brandon Woodruff, Kumar Rocker, Clay Holmes, Max Scherzer.
Starters, ordered by ADP: Shohei Ohtani, Paul Skenes, Tarik Skubal, Zack Wheeler, Garrett Crochet, Logan Gilbert, Chris Sale, Corbin Burnes, Jacob deGrom, George Kirby, Blake Snell, Dylan Cease, Cole Ragans, Yoshinobu Yamamoto, Gerrit Cole, Bryce Miller, Joe Ryan, Luis Castillo, Grayson Rodriguez, Tyler Glasgow, Spencer Strider, Bryan Woo, Kodai Senga, Drew Rasmussen, Brandon Woodruff, Kumar Rocker, Clay Holmes, Max Scherzer.
An old Twitter post directed at Phillies pitcher Matt Strahm, where a user says he sucks ass. Strahm replies and corrects them saying he eats ass. What a king.
A happy black and white pitbull mix sitting in the sun squinting at the camera.
A screenshot of someone’s most recently viewed video on YouTube. The thumbnail features Jordan White jamming two glizzies in his mouth at once.
A picture of a Jumbotron recapping Juuse Saros’s tenure with the Milwaukee Admirals, where he played from 2015 to 2018.
A close up shot of a hot dog cooking with slowly building maniacal laughter in the background, then a pan up to a webcam preview of the person cooking the hotdogs as the laughter reaches a crescendo, before being abruptly cut off.
A screenshot of Tyler Holton's 2022 Percentile Rankings and Movement Profile graphics from BaseballSavant. Of note, his 55 degree arm angle and changeup/four-seam-heavy approach.
Weather app showing negative 9 degree temperature with a “feels like” temperature of negative 20
Screenshot of weather app showing a feel of negative 7 in Milwaukee.
Three photos of an angry looking child with the captions “congratulations my friend,” “nice,” and “I’m happy for you”
An Indiana license plate that reads “420BBL” it’s funny because it’s the weed number and the acronym for a Brazilian butt lift.
An overcooked meme headshot of Wade Miley with the caption “Your team just got shut out over seven innings by Wade Miley, bottom text”
Tim Robinson in a hot dog suit in his infamous hot dog suit sketch from I Think You Should Leave, where he says, "We're all trying to find the guy who did this!" He is, in fact, the one who did this.
Screenshot of a google search demonstrating how to remove the AI overview
Emmanuel Clase 2024 Baseball Savant Sliders
Nick Swardson with a shitty wig from The Benchwarmers