Big If True

@burk.bsky.social

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TV detective Columbo, wearing his tattered coat and gesturing with a cigar.
Freeway overpass banner reads: “This all stops when enough of us say no.”
Sticker reads: “Thicc dads who vape for Christ”
The letters NO LA (for New Orleans, Louisiana) around a Fleur di lis.
Man wearing Christmas tree costume sitting on subway. Caption reads: “I can’t believe that in this day and age people are still wearing fir.”
This Thanksgiving remember the cranberry sauce, but *forget* the Marijuana. Terry was convinced to take a “toke” of a joint with his friend “just to relax.” Immediately after, Terry killed his friend who had given him the marijuana in a murderous craze. Not so safe, is it? Marijuana. Not Even Once
“SOMEPLACE ELSE” painted on the outside wall of a warehouse.
Oh, it’s just great to be here.
Also Dude, Columbus Day is not the preferred nomenclature, Indigenous Peoples Day, please.
My drug of choice is the love I get from Jesus. Just kidding, it’s weed.
Phil Spector, wearing an enormous Afro wig in court.
Sheriff holds a gun to his own head. Blazing Saddles.
THREE CABBAGES