Titanius Anglesmith 🍉

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Fancy Man of Cornwood. Anti-Christian, Pro-Quivering. "In my defense, it was my birthday. And I really wanted to do it."

Michael Ian Black in Wet Hot American Summer
Andrew Friedman
Goldblum in Jurassic Park meme: "You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, that you didn't stop to think if you should."
Willow Rosenberg in "The Wish" episode of BtVS
Virgil shaking hands with Isak after the cup final and then giving him a knowing glance
My top 10 films of the 21st century: Michael Clayton, Zodiac, Zoolander, The Bourne Supremacy, Donnie Darko, Almost Famous, Lost In Translation, Wonder Boys, TLotR: Fellowship, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Ousmane Dembele's fbref page
Seinfeld: Kramer is holding up a used t-shirt, which he is trying to trade in exchange for Jerry's van.
Statement from Jonathan Joss' husband on his murder
My proposed Liverpool side for next season: ali, konate grav virg, frimpong szobo macca kerkez, salah wirtz barcola
Stop trying to make fetch happen meme, with Anthony Gordon substituted for fetch. Dunking hard on Hass.
Klopp & Slot
Shaq: "I owe you an apology. I wasn't really familiar with your game."
George Wendt as Norm in "Cheers"
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes
AOC
My tweet from the bad place about naming my future children Trent, Alexander, and Arnold.
Radar of Lamine Yamal overlapped with radar of Rayan Cherki. Very similar outputs, with Yamal edging it in xGBuildup and xGChain and Cherki superior in Key Passes.
Edward Rooney
Cody Gakpo wearing an "I belong to jesus" shirt
A radar of two damn near identical forwards
The legend, Harry Doyle, saying, "One god damn hit?"
Yer boi's tweet about naming his kids Trent, Alexander, and Arnold.
Steve Buscemi in 30 Rock meme
Hugo Ekitike's injury record
Gene Hackman in Young Frankenstein
"You are an incredibly big piece of shit" from The Big Short
Liverpool 7 0 Manchester United
Article clipped describing the pace of City's new signings
Cameron Archer
Harry Doyle gif
The laws of football governing fouls, whereby it states impeding an opponent with contact is a foul
Salah celebrating
Table showing the average delay in play by PL team, which Arsenal top
The targeting rule explained
Arteta
The PL table this season, sorted by xG difference per 90, in which Bournemouth are comfortably third.
Woody Johnson is a moron
The laws of football, regarding fouls
Map showing FBRef's most viewed player pages by US state. Somehow, Pennsylvania's most viewed page is Aaron Cresswell and I need answers.
Barcelona's 08-09 squad
Yer boi's top artists on Spotify for 2024" 1. Modern Baseball, 2. Interpol, 3. Dire Straits, 4. Lorde, 5. Radiohead
From left to right: John Jorgensen, Pee Wee Reese, Ed Stanky, and Jackie Robinson pose before the opener at Ebbets Field on April 15, 1947, the day Jackie Robinson broke the color barrier.
Maradona faces 6 Belgian players in the 1982 World Cup