Billiam‽

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I'm a time traveler, eventually I was gonna end trapped in an apocalypse... *looks around* Oh this is a lame apocalypse. Bringing back the interrobang (‽) #NoDickheads I am/Him ⓘ 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨

Beer expert/ judge from episode 2 season 14 of King of the Hill. Holding his hand up by his face. Looks like an animated version of OP
Meme showing Paul Rudd and Seth Rogen from the movie 40 Year Old old Virgin. Text: Do you know how I know you're cheating? You go to Coldplay concerts.
Movie credit cropped to: Best Boy Electric Bill B
Comic panel of Bizarro wearing a top hat and shattering a podium with his fist as he declares "and if you vote for me, me promise to raise taxes, rob the government Treasury and give all my relatives plenty graft!" Bizarro citizens cheering at the bottom of the frame, one yells "hooray! This candidate so dishonest me vote for him six times!"
James Bond receives a "text" via his smartwatch in The Spy Who Loved Me. Metal strip with punched letters printing from a steel Casio watch. 007 to report hq. Immedia
Morpheus from the Matrix asking Did you just take both pills?
Homer Simpson sitting in a car in a suit saying For once, maybe someone will call me "sir" without adding "you're making a scene"
Signs on a high voltage box outside: Danger: High Voltage Danger: small hard-for-old-man-to-read-text Danger: Not Only Will This Kill You It Will Hurt The Whole Time You're Dying
Kenny Rossmore from We're the Millers says "you guys are getting reskeeted?"
Dapper Billiam in green wire rim glasses, forest green button up, tan sport coat, feathered bowtie and a manicured beard. Looking like a college professor
Owlturd . com comic 5 panels panel 1 man sits in a chair saying "People go through a lot of rejection. Love, Work School - all full of rejection." panel 2 small pink mushy thing crying "we start life as a mushy soft thing" panel 3 small pink thing crying and being pelted with X labeled red balls "and then as we get pelted with rejection" panel 4 robot armor suit is shrugging off X labeled red balls "we transform into a tough, unfeeling and highly efficient robot panel 5 robot armor suit reveals a small pink squishy thing crying at the controls "piloted by a mushy soft thing"
new york style cheesecake with raspberries and blueberries for garnish
Solid Snake labeled P1 and Luigi labeled P2 are in idle fighting poses. The Colonel on ComTec tells Snake: "Hey, that's Luigi! Show him a little respect!"
Article from The Yale Review Too often these days I find myself in the position of defending someone I think is annoying from someone I know is dangerous.
The Ninth Doctor speaks with Charles Dickens in the Unquiet Dead
kate winslett and jack black in The Holiday
Medical box labeled "Trauma Kit"
The Rotor Amusement Park ride at Geauga Lake, photo likely from the 80s
woman asks "Dungeons and Dragons? Is that some sort of sex thing? man replies "Far from it Jen"
OP looking intense behind glasses & beard
girl telling homer simpson we're allowed to have one.
Inside of port-o-john, door lock labeled: Poop Alone :( or Poop with friends :) lock is currently set to Poop Alone :(
Temperature 73° Sunny
Doctor Strange saying "we are in the checkmate now"
Black and Red Sign that reads DANGER FLAMMABLE MATERIAL KEEP FIRE AWAY
Sign from Lucifer's Pizza (Los Angeles) says Providing ORAL PLEASURE since 2008
post text THE ONLY REASON SCOTTY IS CHIEF ENGINEER INSTEAD OF SOMEONE FROM A SPECIES WITH A HIGHER TECHNOLOGICAL APTITUDE IS BECAUSE EVERYONE FROM THOSE SPECIES TOOK ONE LOOK AT THE ENTERPRISE'S ENGINE ROOM AND RAN AWAY SCREAMING vulcan science academy: why do you need another warp core humans: we're going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast vsa: last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast humans: hahaha yeah humans: it did tho vsa: IT EXPLODED humans: it exploded twice as fast
Young Man talking to woman "Because life is short and you are adorbs. Drink?" Old Man talking to woman "Ah, life is long and you are adorbs"
Screenshot of the beginning of Google's 2000 Code of Conduct Code of Conduct Preface "Don't be evil." Googlers generally apply those words to how we serve our users. But "Don't be evil" is much more than that. Yes it's about providing our users unbiased access to information, focusing on their needs and giving them the best products and services that we can. But it's also about doing the right thing more generally -- following the law, acting honorably and treating each other with respect. The Google Code of Conduct is one of the ways we put "Don't be evil" into practice. It's built around the recognition that everything we do in connection with our work at Google wil be, and should be, measured against the highest possible standards of ethical business conduct. We set the bar that high for practical as well as aspirational reasons: Our commitment to the highest standards helps us hire great people, who then build great products, which in turn attract loyal users. Trust and mutual respect among employees and users are the foundation of our success, and they are something we need to earn every day. So please do read the Code, and follow it, always bearing in mind that each of us has a personal responsibility to incorporate, and to encourage other Googlers to incorporate, the principles of the Code into our work. And if you have a question or ever think that one of your fellow Googlers or the company as a whole may be falling short of our commitment, don't be silent. We want -- and need -- to hear from you. Who Must Follow Our Code? We expect all of our employees and Board members to know and follow the Code. Failure to do so can result in disciplinary action, including termination of employment. Moreover, while the Code is specifically written for Google employees and Board members, we expect Google contractors, consultants and others who may be temporarily assigned to perform work or services for Google to follow the Code in connection with their work for us. F…
family guy Peter Griffin telling Meg to "Shut up, Greg"
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AVP movie poster re-edited to say: AVP - A Very-small Penis Whoever Wins We Lose. 01.02.2025
Tim Curry in Red Alert 3
perfect baby alien doggy woola and john carter in the movie version of john carter of mars
Robin and Batman preparing to slide down the Batpoles, while Batman presses a button labeled Compressed Steam Batpole Lift
Grandpa Abe Simpson in a newspaper clipping that says "old man yells at mirror"
Calvin and Hobbes comic Calvin's mother- "life could be worse calvin" Calvin- "life could be a lot better too!"
grandpa abe simpson on a newspaper article labeled "old man yells at mirror"
meme of why are you booing me? I'm right! But having been changed to say why are you cheering me? I'm right‽
a hamster with glasses sitting in a school style desk, looking a an F on it's test text reads stop animal testing.
blue shell from mario kart
dvd box for the collector's edition of Dante's Peak starring Pierce Brosnan and Linda Hamilton
mr lovestein comic 4 panels turtle talking to frog "i want to change the world" frog talking to turtle "for the better?" frog stares at turtle frog talking to turtle "answer me, turtle"
text of a post I asked my work neighbor to borrow a pen and she stuck this through the door lmao picture shows a door opened a crack and through the gap a vape (pen) and writing instrument (pen)
George Carlin face next to the quote Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that
Quinn and two friends from the show Daria covered in paint
Green monster Mike Wazowski jumps happily in the air, landing on his crotch on a steel beam, and looking expectantly at others
Cover Art from Green Day's American Idiot hand holding a heart-shaped hand grenade
Post from Billiam Boehme In the year 2000 "having your v- card" meant being a Virgin Ity 2020 "having your v- card"meant having a covid vaccine Ity 2022 "having your v- card" meant having a vasectomy
large white koozie brand coffee cup with a cargo pouch attached to the outside.
Dr Nick from the Simpsons holding a spinning tool saying Don't worry you won't feel a thing till I jam this down your throat
Professor Hojo sprite from FF7
Bart Simpson backstage at the Krusty Klown show. Saying Wow. Being in show business is like a dream. (slurping)
Parody Poster from The Bye Bye Man, renamed as the Peepee Poopoo Man
Bart Simpson backstage on the Krusty Klown Show saying Wow. Being in show business is like a dream (slurping)
cd album labeled Champion Duck Calls How to call
Baby Trump Balloon flying over a crowd of protesters
Young Billy Shipton from Doctor Who saying Because life is short and you are hot. Drink? Old Billy Shipton from Doctor Who saying Ah, life is long and you are hot.
Danny Devito in Renaissance Man
Fallout 4 bed, caption says You feel Well Rested.