ButtPoems

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hey guys I’m here now. Comics comics comics

6 panel comic titled “You won’t believe what happens.” A man is lying on the ground, with blood coming from his neck like he was bitten by a vampire 2 other guys are trying to help him Panel 1 Guy 1 - What happened? Guy 2 - He got bitten by a content creator. Panel 2 Guy 1 aSir, can you hear me? Bitten guy - Before I tell you that I need to tell you a long story about myself Panel 3 Guy 2- This is bad he’s already optimizing retention Bitten guy - wait! Panel 4 Bitten guy- First, let me tell you about square space We see his eyes beginning to close Panel 5 Bitten Guy- Use the promo code that’s a lot of blood Panel 6 We see the bitten guy is lying in a pool of blood Guy 1 - is he going to die? Guy 2 - Unfortunately, no
4 panel comic titled “get ready with me” Panel 1 - a guy is bringing a bowl of food to his cat - the caption says “this is my cute little morning routine” Panel 2 - he watches as his cat eats the food, behind them is an ominous black portal bordered with skulls and with tentacles coming out of it Panel 3 - he sits in a recliner with a cup of coffee and his cat at his feet. He says “ahh so nice” - the portal is still lurking behind them Panel 4 - he’s now reading a book. The cat is sleeping in his lap. The portal still looms. He says “the trick is to ignore the void of infinite horrors “
4 panel comic of two guys talking — 👨‍🦰- your problem is you overthink everything 👨‍🦲 - really? I assumed it was being born into an economic system that removes my humanity and grinds profit out of my suffering 👨‍🦰- wow so many words 👨‍🦲- but do you agree? 👨‍🦰- man, I ain’t reading all that
A 4 panel comic of a guy talking to an alligator 🐊 - I know I need to eat you but I’ve been very low energy lately 👨- I’ve been the same way 👨- like, I know I should be running away but I’m so unmotivated 🐊- yeah that’s no good man
Guy talking to a sleeping cat saying “I wish you could understand the concept of Jalen Brunson”