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Words can buzz and hum like insects in the air. I'm not actually a cat, but that's a secret.

A RNZ pop-up alert: "What's the best way to get out of a parking ticket?" I've some ideas.
A news headline from Stuff: "Stray golf ball hits neighbour's head, bounces on his house, then hits him in the head again.
Mister Wilfred had all the toys.
The last moment's of "Blackadder Goes Forth." They were all so young.
Painted clouds over darkened hilltops.
A black cat with golden eyes, swaddled and cuddled. This was in the vet's waiting room. For the last time.
Cypher.
A skinny black cat looking alive, but maybe in a bit of pain.
"Coroner Cunningham said Kilgour should be remembered as the gifted he was, not what he may have become. "The Clean was famous and influential within indie rock circles all over the world.' "I have read many obituaries and articles about Mr Kilgour's contribution to music, and I cannot do justice to his memory in these findings as well as other writers have done," she said.
Someone around here just unleashed the most foul fart. And it wasn't me.
Headline: "Trump considering 'winding down' Iran war, says Strait of Hormuz 'will have to be policed by nations who use it.'
I've got '90s memes for days.
"Time to break out the fuel crisis clothing" says the caption of a picture of Lord Humungus from Mad Max 2. So much body oil, so many muscles, so little studded loin cloth.
"An auditor-general's report into Chatham Islands Council spending has found former chief executive Paul Eagle should not have been in control of a project to upgrade his own accommodation, after costs ballooned by more than $250,000."
Headline: "'At the moment', Luxon is 'the best Prime Minister we have', says National MP"
Mister Wilfred, a big black cat, forced into a collar because of "vet things". He was not happy. He gave me the saddest biggest greenest puppy-eyes every time he had to wear it.
Infrastructure Minister Chris Bishop said estimates he had seen had the total bill for New Zealand's Infrastructure deficit at "anywhere between $100 and $200 billion".
It's an old photo, of Cypher Basementcat. Despite appearances, that big black moggy was the bestest cuddle monster. When it suited him
A news headline: "He made a PowerPoint for his funeral. Then his cancer went into remission."
A small picture of a golfer. A big headline reading "'You're kidding me': Wellington golfer, 13, gets shot at potentially life-changing tournament."
A news headline. "South Island United score screamer in OFC Pro League goal-fest" Uh. Ok then.
It's John Cena. On a poster advertising sun protection. Which is a weird choice because, after all, we can't see him.
Mark Watson and Nish Kumar on the Taskmaster stage.
A big black cat, glaring at the camera. He loved being photographed, really.
Looking out over a green valley to a cloud-covered nothing.
"What Kind Of Amerian Are You", said by a fair skinned militia man, fully kitted out in military gear. And, yes, he's going to kill anyone who isn't his kind of American. Jesse Plemons, uncredited, in "Civil War". An utterly chilling portrayal of reality.
A screenshot of the Metservice strong wind warning weather alert. In summary, the next 24 hours are going to be shit, even by Wellington standards. And I need to go out to get groceries this morning.