bVork

@bvork.farm

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I'm bVork. I talk about video games a lot. I also occasionally talk about social issues, but not often. He/Him.

Screenshot of River City Ransom, Merv's Burger Joint, choosing the free smile menu item.
Late-90s logo of Vic Toka, with the slogan "more gameplay"
Screenshot of Shadow Labyrinth with the dialogue "Now what is a Galaxian doing in a place like this...? What do you want with this old forsaken Galaga?"
A USB gamepad with the dpad on the right and A/B/X/Y/Turbo arranged in the center. Start and Select are on the left.
Photo of vertical Switch 2 playing Donkey Kong in vertical orientation.
Conversion Chart 1 cup water = 1 cup broth
Youtube video description: "We're dumping the clutch on our March IGN First "cover story" effective immediately with Forza Horizon 6! As such, feel free to slide into the passenger seat and enjoy nine minutes of exclusive gameplay from the next instalment of Forza Horizon: the reigning heavyweight champ of open-world racing series. Forza Horizon 6 is coming to Xbox Series XIS and PC via the Microsoft Store and Steam on May 19, 2026, though it will be available with Early Access for Premium Edition players starting four days earlier (on May 15). It’s also coming to PlayStation 5 later this year."
Layout Switch | Hold [M] + south button for 2 seconds | Swap the button values of A-B and X-Y
Grid of games: Doom, Rune Factory 4, Out Run, Ikaruga, System Shock, Wing Commander, Civilization II, Ultima IV, The House in Fata Morgana
Firefox's Block AI enhancements toggle turned on.
Be a total nob-end... ... with Ocean (game developer recruitment parody)
videogames________________ / \ \ mansion game boat game others
reason for cancelling game pass given as "halo remake"
Instant Eatery is any food that you can grab from the refrigerator or bread box and put into your mouth without cooking it.
Photo of Nintendo Wi-Fi USB Connector disc in disc tray. (Humans disregard: photograph of a blue globe.)
Cover of Epic Pinball shareware.
Screenshot showing 110% completion of Hollow Knight in 31h 41m 14s.
Screencap of bluesky's rounded corner thumbnails on a rounded corner windows 11 screenshot.
Windows neofetch screenshot from desktop computer.
neofetch screenshot showing ubuntu
A screenshot of the Gauntlet Legends character select screen, showing the four different (but all well-muscled) wizards. Nobody who looks like a bureaucrat here, they're all ready to kick ass.
Screenshot from the RetroAchievements website, showing a mastery (all achievements unlocked) for James Pond II on Genesis.
The only two options presented by a Microsoft Edge pop-up: Buttons reading "Confirm" and "Set later"
Cropped screenshot of Fortnite, showing the text "Eliminated by TRANSRIGHTSUSA" - the player that eliminated me.
A photograph of the three English-language Valis: The Phantasm Soldier Collection releases for Nintendo Switch
A cropped screencap of my Retroachievements for James Pond II, showing that I have beaten the game.
A cellphone photograph of an Anbernic Arc-S handheld system, running James Pond II: Codename: Robocod for the Sega Genesis.
A screenshot of a cutscene in Shadowrun for Mega CD, which is clearly the basis for the image at the beginning of this thread.
Screenshot of the leaderboards for Arcade Archives 2 Ridge Racer for Xbox, showing bVork at #1 for the Hi Score Mode Novice.
A cropped phone snapshot of game tiles for Arcade Archives 2 Ridge Racer and Daytona USA, side-by-side, on the Xbox Series X dashboard.
A scan of the inside cover of the Japanese Mega Drive release of The Ooze, which looks like the cover jacket for a serious work of literature.
Screengrab of an eBay order email, showing Gun-Nac for the NES being purchased for $4.99 USD + $5.00 USD shipping.
Drop-down country/region selector on the Marvelous USA store that lists Guam, Puerto Rico, United States, and US Virgin Islands, but notably neither Canada nor Mexico.
Wiring diagram showing how a game console's output goes to a CRT as well as a capture device.
A photograph of the Daicon III & IV laserdisc, its cover, and included booklet.
A photograph of a Mayan ruin above a cenote.
Text: "We three--Jeffery-Lewis, Yale-Perez, and Floyd-Chardin--though of different families, swear brotherhood, and promise mutual help to one end. We will rescue each other in difficulty; we will aid each other in danger. We swear to serve the state and save the people. We ask not the same day of birth, but we seek to die together. May Heaven, the all-ruling, and Earth, the all-producing, read our hearts; and if we turn aside from righteousness or forget kindliness, may Heaven and Human smite us!"
The old Electronic Arts logo: a square, a circle, and a triangle.
An AV connection setup, detailing the journey of a game console's signal from RGB/component to S-Video to an SDTV, as well as component to an HDMI upscaler for capture
A list of games: Cannon Spike, Dead or Alive 2 (JP), Dynamite Cop, Official Dreamcast Magazine Vol. 2, Phantasy Star Online, Project Justice, San Francisco Rush 2049, Skies of Arcadia (Disc 1), Shenmue Undub (Disc 1), Sakura Wars Columns 2 (English), Dolphin Blue, Fater Than Speed, Knights of Valour: The Seven Spirits, Metal Slug 6, Wai Wai Drive
Photograph of a Denji (from Chainsaw Man) noodle stopper figure sitting atop a bowl of lid-on Nongshim noodles.
Photograph of a plate of Salisbury steak, mashed potatoes, and mushrooms.
A photograph of Limited Run Games's CDI-style controller and the box it came in.