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There's always barber college. (he/him)

Davis has played music through a speaker at her window, Gregorian chants off YouTube, or sermons streamed from her church. But she says the city recently tried to fine her $750 to keep her quiet.
The Moo and Oink mascots.
MisterJay Em @misterjayem.bsky.social 8m The hardest thing to do in baseball is hit a round ball with a round bat immediately after rupturing a testicle. A's rookie Joshua Kuroda-Grauer put on injured list with ruptured testicle A's rookie Joshua Kuroda-Grauer was placed on the 10-day injured list with a ruptured test... www.usatoday.com 1 口 MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social 8m "The impact took him out as he laid at the plate for a few moments before rising back up to send a line drive to right-center for a base hit." Reposted by Sparkle Monica Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.soc.. 16m there he is, the ball-possessor [Picture of a dog with a ball in its mouth]
Picture of the "restored" Ecce Homo.
Picture of Andy Williams' Greatest Hits used on vinyl with a 75 cent sticker on it.
A bootleg-looking Spain kit.
Streisand Effect intensifies.
Me with a chocolate peanut butter ice cream cone.
A box of vintage Jarts lawn darts.
Picture of the album "Jim Nabors Sings the Great Love Songs."
Picture of a 1997 Brett Favre Starting Lineup figurine, inexplicably in a crop top practice jersey.
Picture of a comic book titled "Married With Children 2099" with a drawing of Al Bundy looking like the Terminator (I think?).
A gentle crackling of carbonation offers a first impression on the palate that finds green pineapple and lime riding a bright and slightly acidic wave. But it's a fleeting wave and, as it crests, Off Color's signature delicate floral elements that evoke jasmine and chamomile dance along with white stone fruits.
Screenshot of the quoted article: "Have we not suffered enough? The US is currently in the throes of a parasite-induced watery diarrhoea outbreak while being governed by a mad king suffering from a horrible case of logorrhea."
Screenshot of a post that says
Picture of the mutant baby from Eraserhead.
Dona Dickinson @donadickinson.bsk...: Institutionalized racism. White "Christian" Nationalism being implemented in our military. Blacks and women and trans people targeted first. SecDeath has already begun removing military chaplain corp members from non-favored religious orders. Who is next?
Picture of my lower legs and feet next to my bicycle, showing off my Motörhead Ace of Spades socks.
Shemp Howard with a glass bowl over his head.
Screenshot of the Audible page for The Genius of Isaac Newton by Kam Ng and ChatGPT. (Yes, that's right. Chat GPT.)
Jerry Reinsdorf smoking a cigar.
Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech" depicting a man standing up to speak at some town hall-type meeting.
Picture of a cartoon turtle drinking a fruity tropical drink and rocking perfect hair.
A selfie of me in a #3 Chris Richards USMNT jersey holding up a Bells Two Hearted American IPA while on the Metra.
Screenshot of the post I've pasted below.
The "astronaut" James Bailey in Nathan for You.
The popular terrace chant used by football fans for defender Aaron Wan-Bissaka is sung to the tune of the 1982 hit "Rock the Casbah" by the English punk rock band The Clash. Popularized during his time at Crystal Palace F.C. and later by Manchester United supporters, the chant celebrates his tackling skills.The chant adapts the song's chorus with the following lyrics:"Your wingers don't like him... Wan-Bissaka! Wan-Bissaka!"
Me in an Angelo Stiller (yes, Angelo Stiller) German World Cup shirt, giving a thumbs down since they fucking choked yesterday.
HEALTH AND WELLNESS Generation Z Add Topic + TRUMP'Sfriends RSVPd 'yes' on Partiful. Barely anyone showed up. Rachel Hale USA TODAY June 29, 2026 Updated June 30, 2026, 10:13 a.m.
Pausa de Hidratacion with Homer and the Germans.
Picture of a 3x3 grid with the LA Dodgers, Boston Red Sox and "Played Right Field min. 1 game" on the x-axis and NY Yankees, Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, and Chicago White Sox on the y-axis. The correct answers, left to right, top row to bottom, are Darryl Strawberry, Roger Clemens, Don Mattingly, Mike Scioscia, Wade Boggs, Homer Simpson, Steve Sax, Jose Canseco, and Ken Griffey Jr., with all of their pictures taken from the Homer at the Bat episode of the Simpsons.
Picture of three pills filled with a white crystalline substance in a little clear baggie that says "pill pouch."
Picture of a sticker on the wall that says "Julian Speroni / manos de dios" with a picture of Jules and red and blue in the background.
The NY Knicks logo but it says "the Sandberg Game."
Picture of our table with orange juice, sausage, bacon, French toast, chocolate chip pancakes, maple syrup and whipped cream.
Google Maps overhead view of the Swastika apartments.
Screenshot of a section of map where an access road to four apartments is in the shape of a swastika.