BYCTOM

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i'm the byctom guy http://bringyourchampionstheyreourmeat.blogspot.com/

Werner Herzog listening to a grisly bear attack through headphones and gripping his face in horror as a woman looks on
one of those text generator images of the now that's what I call music album cover that reads now that's what I call plain zero
Blurry screenshot from the big lebowski of Walter bellowing OVER THE LINE!!!!!
headshot of sports dum dum ryen rusillo
Service Merchandise had an unusual ordering process that emphasized the catalog, even within the showrooms. Other chains such as Brendle's, Best Products, Sterling Jewelry & Distributing Company, and McDade's used this model. However, they too eventually suffered the same fate.
Paddy O'Dinger is a guy dressed like a leprechailun with a dosturbing flat cartoon mascot head with a red beard that looks like it was assembled in pieces like a basketball court.
still from Major League of three guys at a diner, one is looking at a newspaper trying to figure out who is on the team
bill simmons making an insane biting face while pretending to huck a ball in some old profile of him
Minor league baseball heads hot for outfielder Cole Roederer
Steve Nash and Dwight Howard yelling on the cover sports illustrated in Lakers jerseys with the caption Now This Is Going To Be Fun
A bug-eyed Andrew Vaughn in a white zox photo
Picture of the Wrigley video board with the radar showing a Slow Curve at 35 mph
Alan Rick in Ferris Bueller's Day off making an insane face as he prank calls Mr. Rooney pretending to be Mr. Peterson
A grinning George R. R. Martin tries in vain to fit a Gothic northwestern football helmet over his gigantic noggin during a timeout at Ryan Field
On the one hand, Kelly's work has not been spectacular the last few years.  How you feel about this depends on how much weight you give to his schemes at Ohio State, which boasts an overwhelming talent advantage over almost every opponent it faces, and his disastrous time in Vegas, which can be dismissed as an omni-dysfunctional mess where Pete Carroll was running a Belichikian Sons-Based Coaching Staff that is not the type of thing you want to see-- there are few more ominous signs for a football team than the activation of multiple sons (that may have shaped Kelly's move to Evanston-- according to reports, Kelly interviewed with North Carolina before Belichick decided to hire fellow geriatric sex guy Bobby Petrino).  As a Northwestern fan, I also can't shake the Groucho Marx-style feeling that any big name person who wants to be associated with the program is only coming here because he is so tarnished and bereft of opportunities to work at a school where you don't have to use a silent count at home games. Maybe Chip Kelly is simply not good at coordinating offenses anymore.
Chip Kelly wearing a northwestern hard hat and stupid looking purple hi viz vest talking at a podium at new Ryan field and looking like a dumpy human cannonball
older guy getting thrown like 20 feet in the air by a bison
john candy in the blues brothers with two state troopers talking into a CB radio after their police car crashed into a truck
Four years is a perfect amount of time for someone who follows a sport casually when it comes to the careers of soccer guys. It is a significant amount of time in a human lifespan where a soccer player arrives as an exciting young phenom and then returns as an established superstar and then spends the next few cycles as either a stalwart or a disappointment that has flamed out of a European superteam in the throes of what British tabloids are referring to as an "Instagram Horror Divorce" with all of the attendant soccer-related hairstyles implied by these lifestyle changes. There are times you remember a guy from a cup or two ago as an aged captain desperately rallying his team in one last charge and then you see him again in a box and he is 51 years old, potbellied, and has those gleaming cartoon John Lackey teeth. There are times when that guy is still somehow on the team as a third goalkeeper.
columbo holding up one finger
Steven Seagal making a tough guy acting face in Hard To Kill
Summer league box score showing nick martinelli going 8/9 for 19 points including 3/3 on 3s in 26 minutes. 5 boards too
Fake tabloid newspaper showing an upset Wayne rooney with the headline "England In Roo-Ins" from a nike world cup commercial
Willson Contreras embracing PCA at pre-all star media day
four panels of trent reznor reading "how are you tonight? having a good time? ready to party? have fun? well that was the last guys. wrong fucking band. we're here to have a bad time. (synthesizer playing)
snoke from the new star wars movies wearing his shiny little robe and looking smug
Mbappe giving the "get a load of these schmucls" thumb gesture after scoring a penalty against Paraguay
telemundo VAR Revisión Confusión De Identidad graphic
the sucks guy saying yes ha ha ha YES
The first search results for byctom on Google is a link to the bluesky profile for "byctom" but it displays this text "Columnist for the New York Times Opinion section. Co-host of the Unclear and Present Danger podcast. National program director of the CHUM Group. Armchair ..."
MLB player page for the Reds' Ivan Johnson, the same name as the infamous NBA toughguy
Still frkm the matrix where neo has no mouth
Homer saying "but Marge that little guy hasn't done anything yet. Look at him. He's going to do something
bulls summer league box score showing boo buie only getting 3 minutes
Fox 32 website headline "Former Northwestern Star highlights Chicago Bulls Summer League roster"
Mark Prior throwing a towel while rehabbing from an inuiry
The fucked up Ronaldo bust
Heston on his knees in the surf screaming in planet of the apes
soccer player anthony gordon
high contrast black and white photo portrait of karl ove knausgaard smoking a cigarette and looking into the distance pondering
the vegas champion summer league bulls hold the trophy, the coach is being interviewed, behind him is denzel valentine, freaking cristiano felicio is in there, and on the right holding up the trophy is northwestern superstar tre demps
graphic showing the bulls summer league roster including #20 Boo Buie
Michael richards aiming a firehouse at a kid's mouth on in the movie UHF
Northwestern 2005 Football poster that says "purple collar fooball: not afraid to work overtime" and is a picture of northwestern players looking serious and unconvincingly wielding tools including for some reason toilet plunger and a chain saw
headshot of rodgrigo de paul from the inter miami website
Mark Mangino wearing a KU letter jacket and hat
aaron craft dribbling in the Italian league with an expression on his face like he just got punched in the stomach by little mac
Bregman giving an emphatic thumbs down as he rounds the bases
tim howard furrowing his brow and looking very mean in a colorado rapids jersey
chris wondolowski
zach collins blocking a dererk pardon shot in the ncaa tourament by sticking his whole goddamn arm through the basket
Four northwestern football players in full all purple uniforms in Deering Library on front of shelves of books, three standing, one sitting in a leather chair, they are looking very tough in the library
Frame from the Simpsons of hans moleman in a movie theater with the caption "i was saying 'nick martinelli'"
Chris Farley as Matt Foley grabbing his glasses