Jon Nelson

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🌱 Gardening 🔪 Horror 🌹Currently Portland/PDX 🌭Formerly Chicago 🧑‍🎤He/They

Bowl fresh picked brown turkey figs
Sam in Omen 3: The Final Conflict
A couple hundred heads of garlic set to dry after harvest.
Five freshly pulled garlic heads of different varieties.
Brown turkey (I think) figs on a branch. Green and early in the season.
Moe and Barney Simpsons meme where Moe throws Barney out to have him reappear behind Moe, but with Trump as Moe and Barney as the teleporting FEMA official.
Job listing from National Wildlife Federation looking for a Beaver Conflict Resolution Technician.
A mossy branch from an apple tree turned into a natural and wild looking whistle.
Hand carved whistle from apple wood.
Hvítserkur Iceland
$60 donation receipt to NCFA
Diamond pattern carpet with an evergreen conifer tree in the center of each diamond.
Closed cafe that was once a post office
A lot of birds feasting on lemon balm seeds
Top 4 artists I listened to on Apple Music in 2025. 1. Tyler Childers 2. Orville Peck 3. Lana Del Rey 4. AFI
Illustration of a prediction that in the year 2000 we would travel by all sorts of vehicles with flapping wings
JD Vance yellow nipple stain. I’m sorry this is cursed alt text.
Swiss Colony holiday catalog and an insert advertising burial insurance.
From the corner of my rain soaked backyard in Portland looking out over my home at a wall of cedar haloed by two rainbows.
Big crowd at PDX Book Fest
PTSD Chihuahua meme with added mustard and onions
St Johns pet parade
The one and only Savannah Bananas, our rescue border collie dressed as a banana.
Goblin truck from Maximum Overdrive
Possible new footprint of Trump's ballroom
My garden earlier this year
Two bright green comets are streaming through the skies. Here’s how to spot them in the night.
Crowd at Portland No Kings
Many people walking towards the No Kings march in Portland
Event program for Literary Arts lecture with Elizabeth Gilbert with the stage of Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall in the back.
sad keanu
Wholesale and retail saddlery establishment advertisement selling california saddles, ladies' saddles, trunks, bridles and more.
Chimney Park dog park in Portland at sunset with Mountain St Helens in the distance. The mountain is pink and yellow from the sunset.
Prompt: Make me an image of a tornado in space. It should be fucking rad with lasers and stuff. Maybe David Bowie is riding it with big ass swords. No weak bitch shit here. Have it eating a space dinosaur too. Maybe lots of tornadoes. But gotta be in space.
A large metal mixing bowl filled with a variety of tomatoes, mostly orange and red cherry tomatoes.
Multiple cherry tomato plants growing uninhibited over a path and up deck stairs in my garden.
SHARKTOPUS cover of a half ocotpus half shark attacking a woman
Large fig in my hand
Serious mountains
View from Hurricane Ridge
Ocean and rocks at the most northwestern point of the US, Cape Flattery
Worlds largest Sitka Spruce
Yellow bowl filled with strawberries, honeyberries, and red currants.
A very sexy strawberry. It’s like the picture of a strawberry in an encyclopedia.
My garden. It’s a bit wild. It will get more wild.
Garden tour of a portion of my front yard.
Waterfall cascading over rocks out of sight into a gorge
John Lithgow in Buckaroo Banzai getting zapped.
Before and after example of the Promiseland Dairy packaging through a rebrand.
My dog Savannah who looks like a border collie but is not with a yellow bandanna because she is shy.
Panorama of St. Johns hands off protest
Crowd of protestors in St. Johns plaza in Portland, Oregon.
Poster for the rally to save the St. Johns Community Center. April 1, 2025, 6-7:30pm.
Hoop house garden bed open
My yard covered in mulch and waiting for spring weather with my border collie looking dog sitting.
4 metal raised beds set up for spring planting
Young lupine growing through the decaying matter of its foliage from last year.
Southern Chicken Dumpling, guajillo broth, roasted vegetables, biscuit dumpling.
Info posters about the gallery at University of Portland’s Buckley Center Gallery.
Front door of Bluto’s