Sam Eng @bysameng.com · May 3 the main reason i dont work with anybody is because of my commit messages
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I think everyone has had at least one commit with a variation of 'fuck man'
Both hilarious and terrifying
There’s so many of them, which would make other devs jealous?
lol
damn son
This is why squashing was invented 😅
Loves me my git squash.
Can confirm
I worked on a commercial project that had to clean up far worse!
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been there, but my goldfish memory doesnt let me do this often lol
shit hub my fav
I feel seen
Sam eng
wait until I show you the crap I drop while working on netcode
my last 4 commit messages are: “ok done” “no really done” “done” “idk”
damn son
Fork user. Let’s gooo
Commit messages ? In the old days, we didn't have source control. You would have fit in just fine.
Ya man I'm beating you to death with a wet fish if I had to review that PR with commits 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've got a coworker who actually has most of these types of commit messages or worse on the company github. I'm still kind of in awe.
At least more variety than wip wip wip wip wip wip ...
Eh, it all gets squashed when merging into main I mean my commit messages are still shit but at least it's only one per pr
ci: fix (28)
chaotic neutral
its important to convey what you're thinking
I had named my audio recordings things like “Do drugs, snort laxatives” and “pissbuttfart” for so long at one day I got a message saying “you’ve already named a file redrocket13dead.wav” I feel you man
tracks
i work with 1 other dev his name is Samuel Eng