Bytewave

@bytewave.code.horse

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I make things and break things... mostly break things. Software developer, certifiable nerd. 💚💍 @caramelsweet.bsky.social https://code.horse

Bytewave, a gray and green pegasus, soaring towards the camera above a cityscape, with Caramel Sweet, a beige and brown unicorn, clinging onto him as he rides on the pegasus' back. The CN Tower is visible in the background, and the sun is setting in the distance behind the duo. Both ponies are wearing wedding rings, Bytewave's as a necklace, and Caramel's around his horn.

A photo of a full-size keyboard with a black base, and dark gray and bright green keycaps. Above it sits a small pegasus pony plushie with a dark gray coat and bright green mane and tail.

A zoo-style placard depicting the "North American Fiber-Seeking Backhoe," AKA the "Big Yellow Fiber Finder" or "That $%#@*&^." The Fiber-Seeking Backhoe is described as inhabiting primarily urban areas, with occasional sightings in suburban and rural areas. Its diet primarily consists of fiber optic cables, for which it has an "inexhaustible appetite." Similar creatures have also been spotted in Europe, however they are notably smaller due to the difference in roadway sizes between the two continents. Its endangerment status is listed above Not Threatened as "Too #$%& Many."