CARoss

@c-a-ross.bsky.social

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Dad, Husband, Geek, Drones, Technology, Movies, SciFi, Horror, Fun, Silly, Maker.

Andor
"Ha ha ha, Biff. Guess what? After we go to the drugstore and the post office, I'm going to the vet's to get tutored."
"Yeah, I just got back! And the wizard I mentioned? He gave me a new brain! ... It's on the coffee table as we speak!"
“Executioner understudies” The Far Side
1-800-Sexy-Hot
Selfie with the wife
:yea:
April Fool
While their owners sleep, nervous little dogs prepare for their day.
Cast
"First that cretin Foster and now that jerk Cummings has instantly evaporated! ... I tell you, Ms. Goodman, without a doubt, I'm looking at an authentic, full-fledged wishing star!"
BREK
Graffiti of Goldfish and an Alien head.
For a long time, Farmer Hansen and his tall chickens enjoyed immense popularity— until Farmer Sutton got himself a longcow.
“Well, lad, you caught me fair and square. … But truthfully, as far as leprechauns go, I’ve never been considered all that lucky.”
“Bummer, Rusty… seven years bad luck - of course, in your case that would work out to be 49 years.” - The Far Side
Andersons Sky Diving School / Crutchfield’s Crocodile Farm
The dumb motherfucker is renaming the Gulf of Mexico. You know who I mean, I didn’t even have to say that moron’s name.
Snuggle puppy
Far Side of a dog interested in licking his butt, not the graph on the wall during the meeting.
Snake having a dream about getting a free wiener dog.
Black lab cuddled on a bed.
“Not heeding his fathers advice to avoid eye contact, Joey makes a ‘contribution’” -Gary Larson, The Far Side
White and tan dog in a covered dog bed.
Mila on the couch.
3D printing a Steam Deck mounting system.
Lazy black dog, half on the bed.
Mila the white and tan dog sleeping.
Tie Dye Spritz Cookie
Spotify playing “I with it could be Christmas Everyday” by Wizard
Our Christmas Tree
Lola
Dog in bed.
Condiment cow loves you. Touch my flavored teets
UVM Catamounts winning kicks!
Stockings hung by our fire.
Dog on my side of the bed. On my pillow!
Black lab, Elbe, taking too much of the bed.
Mila looking over her shoulder directly at me.
2024 Spotify Wrapped
Red felt Santa
White and tan dog wrapped in a tortilla blanket, sleeping.
Black Labrador Retriever licking yogurt out of a green bowl. Dog is under a wooden desk.
The "Valley Forge" from Silent Running (1972)
Picked green tomatoes. 3 jars.
Tan and white dog named Mila. She has goofy floppy ears.
Bumper sticker that says, “if you get any closer I’ll fart”
3D Printed, LED Enabled, Echo Papa 607 from Star Trek Next Generation