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Swede. Same handle @ twitter/infosec.exchange. InfoSec/Cyberz/DFIR/Old Norse/Positivity/BBQ/Linguistics/Funsies/E.t.m Running a wierd series of #MorningGreetings 🤭 Original #SnackOiler & #LulzCrewer

Porcelain sign in blue detailing n text on white background.
Text:
A poem about work:
Coffee blah blah
Blah blah blah
Drive home
*WHISKEY*

Drain on a parkinglot, raised so it has a boarder against the water which soaks the ground, water surface mirroring the grey skies.
Text at the drain: DLP appliances
Text at the water: Ransomware

Dog blinking with it's right eye,
Top text
Happy Tuesday
Low text
You're awesome

Kid pointing right at you, text:
YOU are
AMAZING!
Don't ever forget
that.

Dark background light text:
Sometimes I wish I
were a nicer person
but then I laugh and
continue my day.

Pic from below, misty n greay, trees visible n a big raven soaring on stretched out wings, text:
Power is only given to those
who are willing to lower
themselves to pick it up.

Little boy in tuxedo, pointing down with his left hand in a "just here gesture"
Top text:
IT's freaking
Friday
Bottom text:
Let's
do this shit right now

The cat Maja showing the ultimate sitting position, she sits almost like a small child does, on her butt, hindlegs forward and her frontlegs on thighs n across her belly😉

Outdoor fireplace full of ambers in the evening

Lil ape sticking its tounge out looning smiley😉
Text top:
Do not read the
next sentence.

Bottom text:
You little rebel. I like you

Water, blue skies, an island in the distance

Plate with 4 glasses with frozen lingonberries, a bottle of wine made from lingonberries, blurry background depicts trees, green fields n a blue sky with white fluffy clouds

2 cats in the "Titanic position"
Text:
We are ready
For that vacation

Text:
Be you.
They'll adjust.

Black background, white text:
I identify as 'clumsy', my pronouns are
oops/ouch/oh no.

Dark background, light text:
ONE OF THE
HAPPIEST
MOMENTS IN LIFE
IS WHEN YOU
FIND THE COURAGE
TO LET GO
OF WHAT YOU
CAN'T CHANGE.

Dark background, white text.
Just because
you are not from 800AD,
doesn't mean you
can't be a
heathen.

Photo taken last nigh over the yard outside of our cabin, dark out, lamp shining, sky magically shiny in the Swedish summer way😉

Cat laying on its back on the grass, zoomed in so only head and little of chest visible.
Texy:
What if the human
slaves
are really capable of
independent thought

Light cloudy background, black text:
Decide what kind
of life you really
want... Then say no
to everything that
isn't that.

Skull and bones in the background, text top:
I will drink you
under the table.
Bottom text:
...I whisper to
my coffee as we
hide from the
morning people.

Comics like drawed Cat in an armchair n the incoming sunlight from a window, a steamy much of hot beverage on table infront.
Text;
Be enough for yourself first,
the rest of the world can wait

Pic of a lil puppys head/face as it lays on a pillow looking into the lens with a smile.
Text top:
Smile!
Text bottom:
It's already Tuesday!

Photo of a 2,5-3m high rubber ducky made from car tyres, winter photi so it sits on ice and are abit snowy n frosty.
It is a sculpture from Örebro Open Art festival from years back 😉

Sunset photo over lake Hjälmaren last nite, orange sun miraged in the still water

Photo snapped uppwards from under an oak, sun visible through the branch n leafwork.

Photo of the yard outside of our cabin, Swedish wall flag and a flagpile with a flag visible, green grass perfecly mowed, the planting square with grill n lounge area visible. 2 other cabins visible (wifes brother and sister's cabins)

Poster/sign,
White background, black text:
Karmasutra
(n.) when life fucks you in all sorts of
creative ways

A drawing/painting of a baby fawn (deer?)
Text,
I'm tired
and my brain is soup.

Grey background, white text:
My wrinkles are
all from laughter.
Except those
between my
eyebrows...those
are my "WTF?"
lines, and those
things are deep.

Light backsplash, black text:
My body is not a
temple, it is at best a
decaying old cabin in
the woods with a
horrifying past.

Photo from around 1 oclock last night

Christmas brew Glögg, 6 months from yule😉

Squirrell in a superhero position as if it just landed from a high fall. It is dressed in armor and attires leading the mind to Thor, might be the lightning bolts n hammer that helps to that.

Suspension/rope bridge, trees visible "on the other side"
Text:
Someone once saked me
"Why do you always
insist on taking
the hard road?"
I replied,
"why do you assume
I see two roads?"

Dark background light text:
SARCASM
Because torturing
people in your basment
are frowned upon.

Cat on a office chair, squinting eyes, looking totally exhausted.
Text:
When my body has arrived at the office
but my soul is still in my bed.

Vikings character Floki looking straight at you,
Text:
"I FEEL TRAPPED IN
ALL THIS HAPPINESS."
-FLOKI

Dark background, fake rune font in white upper part of the image, a Raven lower left coming in for landing.
Text:
May Odin give you knowledge on your path.
May Thor grant you strength and courage on your way,
And may Loki give you laughter
as you go.
(Note, misspelling in the text changed)

Dark background, white text:
IF YOU HAVE
THE POWER TO
MAKE SOMEONE
HAPPY, DO IT.
THE WORLD
NEEDS MORE
OF THAT.

Wild grown cat, viking resembling, lifted up facing camera,
Text:
Viking cat has come to pillage your village

Goat staring at you,
Text:
I came, I saw, I forgot what I
was doing, retracted my
steps, and got distracted on
my way back.

I have no
idea what's
going on
and now I
have to pee.

Comic persona with stretched out arms.
Top text:
Happy Tuesday!!!
Bottom text:
You may now return
to your regularly
scheduled coffee.

A cat in yoga/meditation position, coffee cup at it's side.
Top text:
Some people do yoga
to relieve stress
Bottom text:
I drink coffee
and hope for the best

Rural road lined with greeen trees casting shadows across. The picture has a real summer feeling.

Swedish flag waving in the wind, green trees in the background, blue slids with some white clouds.

Dark background, white text:
Sometimes I question
my sanity, but the
unicorn in the kitchen
told me I'm fine.

- Fuckology

Light background, black text;
If my memory
was any worse,
I could plan my
own suprise party.

Light background, typewriter font:
Person: What's the
dumbest thing you've
ever done?

Me: Awfully bold of you
to assume I've peaked.

Prolly AI generated squirrel staring right at you from close up.
Top text:
Good morning

Bottom text:
Have a fantastic fkin day
my fellow nut jobs