Carl Zee

@c350zee.bsky.social

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USF alumnus from Northwestern parents. Arsenal, Rowdies, Bears & Bucs (both against my better judgement). Doesn’t Know Ball™️. Political opinions launched into the void are my own

Belgium Red Devils official Instagram page posting a photo with the caption “Overturn this” in reference to US striker Folarin Balogun’s red card suspension being overturned as a result of political intervention from the loser currently in the White House

Two idiots, one with the vaguest family ties to Scotland, begin singing Flower of Scotland in text messages to each other

USF walloping Tommy Tuberville’s Cincinnati 48-3 with 1:11 left in the first half. USF would score a field goal to end the half.

Northwestern QB Kain Colter scores a touchdown while being driven backwards in a September game of the 2013 season

Meme of soccer manager José Mourinho saying “this is football heritage,” which makes the meme applicable to multiple sports

Scott Steiner performing his infamous Steiner Math promo, which contained similar botched math calculations to the DOJ lawyer who said this