Cabana Macabre

@cabanarama.bsky.social

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(she/her) embalminatrix + baddie gesserit 💖 The kind of gal who makes you wish you spoke a little French.

A still from "Clarissa Explains It All," where 12 year old Sam is climbing through 12 year old Clarissa's window at night. Caption: are we just going to ignore the fact that this dude would constantly climb through Clarissa's window in the middle of the night? Because if I were doing that as a teen to see some girl it would not be a family friendly show.
A young white woman with long red hair clad in a brown caftan looks upward and opens her chest to reveal a raw and pulsating vagina.
Interior backseat of a limo. A beautiful blonde man in a tuxedo rests his head, eyes closed, in the lap of a beautiful brunette woman in white,. She is looking out the window and resting her hand on his shoulder.
Crying Selena Gomez meme, pixelated
Nathan Fielder as Sully, listening to bring me to life on his iPod
A dark haired white man with a mustache grips a dark haired white woman by the throat. She grips him by the wrist, looking into his eyes, and he is looking at her mouth. Viewed from the side, both are wearing cream colored late 1930s attire.
Clockwise from top left: Al Swearengen from Deadwood Norma Bates from Bates Motel Winston Wolf from Pulp Fiction Hazel Evers from American Horror Story: Hotel
Black text on a white background: Normalize masculine subs too. Not every sub is a femboy. I want to see those strong subs, hairy subs, chubby subs, older subs, subs with beards, subs in suits and uniforms,subs with deep moans. You don't need to fit into a little box. You are so handsome 💙
Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century A blonde girl in high pigtails wearing a pink turtleneck and a rhinestoned blue vest smiles while looking offscreen
Still from the Oops I Crapped My Pants sketch from SNL
Roy Scheider as Bob Fosse in "All That Jazz" A slender and graceful blonde white man with facial hair and a cigarette in his teeth does jazz hands and Marx brothers eyebrows in the mirror, exclaiming "it's showtime, folks!"
Dark haired, dark eyed Englishman, drenched from the rain, stands in the doorway with a surly expression
An evil looking woman with white hair styled into horns rises from a pipelike structure, arms outstretched, cackling against a desert background.
My work wife using my rolling pin to crush graham crackers, while blueberries, raspberries, and strawberries await on a pink cutting board
A middle-aged bombshell with long blonde hair sits on a couch, wearing a feathered robe and holding a cigarette in her right hand, laughing at something offscreen - Karen Black as Mother Firefly in House of 1000 Corpses
Two young white men, their faces slightly overlapped, framed by a white background that reads "Tropic"
A screenshot of an image of me telling a coworker that a family wants this pic of Jesus substituting his arm while Billy Ray Cyrus shoots up for their prayer cards
Still from Wizard of Oz in which Dorothy, a little brunette girl in a blue gingham dress and braids, sleeps in a field of red poppy flowers.
Tiny white puppy in a yellow star costume
Space Ghost sitting at his desk with blue cards in his hand.
An old poster that used to hang in elementary school classrooms: Garfield with a bunch of books tied to his body, captioned "I'm learning by osmosis"
The tweaking Lois meme, but instead of a bottle of pills, she's looking at perfectly roasted garlic. If I had been alone, I would have eaten the entire thing. And I could have, I slept alone and I've spent the entire day alone. I could have spent the entire day today peeling the paint with my garlic farts. But I had to be a lady last night and therefore I'm a lady today.
Paul Bearer holding an urn
Messy little baby who ate wasabi for the first time, saying "help" Nobody even died, these people just want pricing 😩🤌🤌🤌
The bird from the Twin Peaks intro singing a pretty song
Charlie Kelly from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia wearing a black turtleneck and saying "I am going to smack everyone into tiny little pieces."
A hand washing diagram marked by the words found inside the Tower. No. The Tunnel..... The Topographical Anomaly... The text becoming progressively more corrupted with each image, which progressively becomes more cancerous with each slide.
Screenshot from Arrested Development in which Maeby asks "Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it?" Michael Bluth responds "That's a cross." She asks "across from where?"
Pete Martell from Twin Peaks saying there was cum in the percolator
A meme consisting of eight images. Top line says "Born to:" and then four images: 1) lush green forest 2) Mothman 3) Haunted House 4) Wendigo Bottom line says "Forced to:" 5) person biting their laptop 6) the logo for excel spreadsheets 7) a very very big cup of coffee held by a tiny person 8) several alarms set a few minutes apart
A screenshot of Jeff Vandermeer's Area X trilogy available for a single credit on Audible. Also, Bronson Pinchot is one of my favorite readers ever since I heard him do Wise Blood. Knowing I'll be hearing him again soon sweetens the pot even more for me.
Screenshot of Chris's post of Tim Capello performing "I Still Believe" over Pat's post saying "I believe"
Lucille Bluth, a well dressed older woman, flaps her hands in gleeful excitement
A buxom redhead in a green patterned dress saying "I'm in charge of thinking of things before people know they need them."
Black and white image of a muscular masked man saying to a woman: "This is the cock and ball torture chambers where I was cock and ball tortured for years, Jubilee." The woman, who is wearing sunglasses, replies "cowabummer!" It's raining, also.
A small white dog in a black harness sits on a wicker patio chair. Night time.
A thin, haggard man, Harry Dean Stanton, tilts his face towards liquid dripping from above, wincing and receiving the drips, dimly illuminated by a small beam of light in a large dark chamber.
The piss crab, next to a clean urinal
An angry blonde woman with a shoulder length bob and a side part grits her teeth and purses her lips. She is wearing a gray suit and a red collared shirt with an American flag lapel pin and a black lanyard.
A Talamascan and an Episcopalian walk into a bar
An older white woman in a blue and white striped button down shirt appears exhausted to the point of volatility, gesticulating with a cigarette while locking hostile eyes with someone off screen.
Kris Jenner, a well preserved mature brunette with fabulous hair and makeup, dressed in black, frowning in an exaggerated way. Maybe crying. Could be highlighter though.
Kris Jenner, a middle aged brunette with a pixie cut, thick dark rim glasses, and a striped shirt, is shocked by something she sees on a computer monitor.
A grayscale image of a monkey in a suit, saying "The wonder was in my heart, but you wouldn't understand something like that."
A woman dressed as dead Laura Palmer, wrapped in plastic, holding a juvenile alligator
Kris Jenner, an extremely well-preserved brunette in middle age, looks off camera with pursed lips in a very "bless your heart" expression
Book cover: Amy Stewart's Wicked Plants: The Weed that Killed Lincoln's Mother and Other Botanical Atrocities The cover is green with an ornate wood stamp design resembling an art nouveau garden gate.
A faint label on a pink pen, reading "THIS PEN IS CURSED!"
Sign that reads: Mikado Japanese Seafood Buffet Restaurant We use high speed efficient hand dryer instead of paper towels because it's better for our environment
A thin dark haired worker stands holding a shovel on top of a hill of coal. Another worker stands at the base of the hill to the right. They both face a man standing far away from the hill, wearing an expensive trenchcoat and hat.
Illuminated by a distant street lamp shining through bars which cast shadows upon them, a beautiful man and a beautiful woman practice social distancing in a dark alley.
A close up shot of Amber Waves, a beautiful pale redhead with flushed cheeks and dilated pupils, in a still from Boogie Nights. "Let me just check on something," she says with authority, looking down. Looking back up, she hungrily confirms: "That is a giant cock."
A title card from Dune (1984) reading: Directed By Alan Smithee
A brief exchange of texts with a man regarding locking him up in a chastity cage: Unpictured: a screenshot from an Instagram story in which I held a lock and key in my hand, captioned "everything reminds me of him." The music attached to it was "Señorita" by Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabelo, which we sang together at the karaoke bar several months ago. Him: I just listen to "love will lead you back" when it gets real bad. Me (I sing the fuck out of that song): 🥹 Him: 😌 Me: Listennnnnn🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌 Me: I want you to lock yourself up at 6:00 p.m. Him: Mhmmmm Me: Do whatever you need to until then but at 6:00, you're mine. Him: Yes [Redacted], my pleasure 😘😘😘
The word "sloth" hand painted on a dirty wall in a dark room
An unlocked chastity cage sitting on top of sheet music for Mother Knows Best from Tangled
A sign that used to read "Don't forget, You're here forever" but thanks to a carefully arranged collage of images of Agent Dana Scully from X Files, it now reads "Do it for her"