Kate

@cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social

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Ex-Yorkshire. Lucifan. Parent to many, many cats. #TheDirtyBirds

A product review - it is 1 star out of five, and the review text says "This product is not as described. The description online is not just misleading, it is incorrect", however it does not say HOW the description is incorrect. 8 people have marked the review as 'helpful', 59 have marked it as 'unhelpful'.
Screenshot from my phone saying it's connected via 5G
A photo of a warning, it says 'not for contact lenses'
The "I could easily win a debate against 600,000 babies" meme
Before/after image of knees which are from two different people (first older, second younger)
A screenshot from an Amazon order I placed in 1998.
Capt. Blackadder from 'Blackadder Goes Forth' attempting to get out of going 'over the top' by wearing a pair of underpants on his head, sticking two pencils up his nose, and saying 'Wibble'.
The best time to depose this president was fifteen months ago. The second best time is now.
A screengrab from energy.vic.gov.au showing the lack of chargers between Melbourne and Ballarat
Unpopular and badly out of touch, the president lies and exaggerates about the state of the war, seemingly changing his position every hour on just what will happen next. Faced with the predictable blockade of fuel supplies moving through the strait of Hormuz, Trump claimed it was not a problem and suggested renaming the strategic waterway after himself.
A scene from "Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home" where Uhura and Chekov ask a twentieth century denizen where the 'nuclear wessels' are.
Headline from Guardian website reads: "Australia not sending warships to strait of Hormuz, infrastructure minister says"
Kate McKinnon as Hillary Clinton in the SNL 'Love Actually' parody, she is carrying a sign saying 'he will kill us all'
Headline from the Guardian saying 'On The Beach suspends profit forecasr after slowdown following Iran war' referring to a travel company.
Screengrab from the Guardian website, text says 'Brace yourself - Clive Palmer has threatened to run the biggest political ad campaign ever seen, including posting a copy of his election manifesto to every house in the nation'.
The 'looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue' except the character is saying 'looks like I picked the right week to buy an EV'
Several pictures of people doing activities with the product - a shoulder water bottle holder - badly superimposed.
Heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point.
"HE CHOSE...POORLY" - the knight from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
A reply to a Reddit post on an Australian subreddit, it says "Upvote for the correct usage of cunt"
A screenshot of an online application which says "Too many results"
Goose chase meme, top panel the goose says "WHAT BREXIT FREEDOM" and the bottom one it says "WHAT FREEDOM MOTHERFUCKER"
Screenshot from a weather website showing the temperature tomorrow is predicted to reach 45 degrees C. The colour of the temperature bar is purple.
"We've invaded Iceland by mistake" Withnail & I meme
A picture of a storage caddy with a lid. There are bottles in the caddy that are far taller than the lid, which is askew, and it's very clear the lid can never even approximately fit the base.
Bureau of Meteorology radar for Melbourne showing the smoke from the Ruffy fire
Screengrab from the Guardian with the headline 'Skydivers go on strike in three Australian states and claim pay has plummeted'.
Screencap from the game "Roadcraft" - my scout vehicle has managed to hook a pedestrian crossing sign into its front bullbar.
Random error message from Windows saying it can't find the CoPilot executable.
Screenshot from the movie 'Thelma and Louise' where some old ladies look out of a cafe window at Louise.
A cartoon cat stands over an empty food bowl 'mrowwl'ing sadly. An arrow pointing to the cat says 'ATE AN HOUR AGO' while the caption above says 'FAMINE!'
Weird mirror radar image from BoM
A Calvin and Hobbes cartoon where Calvin and Hobbes are looking at some dumped rubbish and a sawn-off tree stump. Calvin is saying "Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
Is it just me or does this look like a vulva?
Shiv and Kashana both losing their shit over a baseball game.
A (presumably fake) LinkedIn profile search result that says "Bashar al-Assad - Unemployed at Syrian Government"
Sickos meme of a guy standing at a window saying "Yes...ha ha ha...YES!"
Description of dish which reads "Crispy fried tofu with masculine (sic) mixed salad"
Bluesky trending tags showing 'IKEA Tariffs' and 'AO3 Maintenance'
Drunk Chloe Decker
Churchill, Roosevelt and Stalin at the Potsdam Conference, 1945.
Late comedian and actress Janey Godley holding a sign saying "Trump is a cunt"
A screenshot from 'Monty Python's Life of Brian' where Brian is preaching to an unconvinced crowd.
Lancelot, a black cat, contentedly asleep on my shoulder.
Weather forecast for 5/6 September showing daytime temp of 20 degrees C
A pack of 'dried sultanas' for sale in Coles
Screenshot from Bunnings website, weight reads 4284kg
Screenshot of my car's music system trying and failing to display Irish Gaelic characters
People's Front of Judea scene from 'Monty Python's Life of Brian'
Kate McKinnon as Hillary Clinton in the SNL 'Love, Actually' spoof from 2016 holding up a sign saying 'He will kill us all'
Cartoon character saying "I can imagine this would be very annoying but I refuse to leave the house so idk"
The cover of 'Protect and Survive', a booklet circulated by the UK government in the 80s telling people how to 'survive' a nuclear attack.
Amazon inviting me to choose free delivery, or, for an additional $43.98 I can have priority delivery and have it arrive 2 whole days earlier. The item costs less than $25.
The sickos meme, where an unwholesome-looking man wearing a t-shirt saying 'sickos' peers in through a window going "Yes...ha ha ha...YES!"
A Mystic from the movie "The Dark Crystal"
A possum on his way to make a lot of noise on my roof.
a picture of the most terrifying doll ever made - Hamble from Playschool
A screenshot of the Minecraft loading screen which includes the words "Be anti-racist"
Christina Hendricks in an amazing space-themed dress
The Sickos meme - honestly if you don't know this you're not going to understand a lot of my humour.