medically prescribed unpopular media brainrot (cactus)

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my interests are incredibly sporadic. do not follow me for one thing (he/it/they) cactusdying.carrd.co/

a screenshot from the "visual novel database", showing an entry for homestuck. it states that its play time is "very long".
a collection of 5 images, showcasing zeta's hairstyle. it changes variably through each image, whether that's by changing how its cowlicks look, the waviness or straightness of its hair, and so on.
alpha drawn as a soyjak.
a graphic styled like a quote from rene descartes. it reads "who give a shit."
a sketch of tiki-taka from yuppie psycho. he is a man in a suit, with a tv instead of a head. he's making a heart gesture with his hands, and in the background is a red wire connected to the back of his head. beneath him is text that reads "current favorite".
Strategy: It's time to brush up on your Spanish, because it's a good language to know. Our word of the day is "miedo", meaning fear. As it so happens, you will become very familiar with fear, as in the status effect.
a google search showing an article from thegamer.com titled "An Outcry Review - The Birds Meets Undertale" the description reads: ”An Outcry is weird in the best of ways, playing like Undertale with a '60s horror aesthetic, boosted by its modern sociopolitical commentary.”
a screenshot from psychopomp gold, where the main character says: "Hospitals feel like the safest place to me, even though I know they aren't. They're the least safe place, a place that will swallow you whole and give you disease. A place that will cut you open and make other's feel good about it."
a screenshot from the game "psychopomp gold". it features a small pixel art rendition of vena - a woman with a strange ushanka-like helmet.
an edit of the "choose a way to born" meme. it depicts an option between 2 babies: kind baby (smart, kind, cute) and evil baby (rebel, cynical, evil). alpha's and lambda's heads have been edited in the place of the babies' heads.
a digital full-body drawing of lambda. they're staring angrily at the camera, with a hand one of their hips, and the other closed in a tight fist.
a screenshot of the rhythm heaven game "fork lifter", showing an arm holding a fork with 2 peas perched into it, and a far away view of another hand ready to launch another pea with its fingers. the fork hand has been edited to be of a pure black color with a white outline.
a very poor gacha life recreation of alpha dabbing. beside them is a profile stating the following information: - relationship: friend. - personality: silly. - occupation: gacha tuber. - character's birthday: jun 8, 2000. - character's age: none. - character's location: the internet. - character's goal: be a fren (smiley face). - favorite food or drink: energ. - favorite color: orag (smiley face). - favorite hobby: fren (smiley face). - short quote: i'm aloah.
a doodle of zeta in a chibi style. on the top of its head are 2 cat ears, and a cat tail is sprouting from its back. it is completely unamused by this predicament.
lore for this thing: xe's a very unfinished coding experiment that a guy was developing and accidentally uploaded to the internet. the first form is how xe looked like right after being uploaded and gaining consciousness, basically. then xe found out about alpha and got very jealous because xe basically has NO sense of identity so decided to copy them as a way of gaining a fanbase just like alpha's and having the gratification of being. you know. acknowledged
a reference sheet of lambda, featuring 2 designs, labeled "1" and "2" respectively. both are in a generic standing pose the first one is a yellow ball-jointed doll, lacking a face entirely. on the left side of their chest are a few non-descriptive markings. the second one is a slim white person with messy yellow hair. near them is a back view of their head, showing that they have their hair tied in a ponytail. they bear an angry expression on their face.
an mspaint drawing of alpha, who's wearing a snazzy black bowler hat and a suit, and is smiling while pointing a gun at someone. they're exclaiming "i'm going to shoot you now!" zeta, in a dress shirt, is staring at alpha, worried.
a strange white creature in a green track jacket with his eyes censored giving a very big thumbs up to the camera.
a close-up of a heavily dithered man with a sharp chin and blue mustache smiling at the camera.
2 fullbody images of delilah castellia and delta. on the left stands delilah, a plump black woman with short black hair partly dyed red. she's folding her hands, smiling with an open mouth awkwardly at the camera. on the right stands delta, a plump black woman with long red hair with a robotic antenna pointing from the insides of it. she's put her hands on her hips, smiling at the camera with a smidgen of confidence.
a screenshot from the game. it features a monster with 6 crab legs descending down a staircase. on the monster's body is a humanoid figure covered in seaweed-like material, carrying spears.
a promotional image for return of the obra dinn. a lonely ship sits underneath the moon.
a drawing of me sitting on my knees locking back at the camera. i am proclaiming "wait what". there's giant text pointing at me saying "too busy watching hbomberguy and tom scott vids".
a dialogue choice reading: "i just think it's kind of funny..."
VOICE OF THE CONTRARIAN: oh, are we playing a game where we lie to people about things? that sounds fun! i respect and admire all of you, and i'm so happy to be here.
a girl with her hands behind her back with an unsure expression saying "i think it would be fun to do other activities like look at a bird or touch a tree".
a screenshot from steam showing off the achievements section of "slay the princess". it is 100% complete.
a tweet from the sun reading "REVEALED: Women will be having more sex with ROBOTS than men by 2025"
a language option for "church slavic; old slavonic; church slavonic; old bulgarian; old church slavonic"
a screenshot of a fictional email sent to "alexE99@PacificChime.com" from "DatFeelFrog@pacificchime.com". it reads: "Deep into my thoughts and monologue-Iike speaking, long I stood there vibrating, yiiking, Reflecting, buying groceries no mother ever dared to buy before But the Rory was unkissen, with his sister clearly missing, And the only words there spoken: 'What the hell is going on?' This I screamed, with my hands drawn &mdash Merely this and this alone."
a screenshot of a fictional email sent to "alexE99@PacificChime.com" from "jetley@pacificchime.com". it reads: "Dear Alex Eggleston Yiik, I believe that playing Quirky Earthbound-Inspired Indie Games(TM) (QEIIGs) is a pretty good justification for life. When I'm suffering, I ponder awesome games about children who fall into caves, cats playing with lightbulbs, and ginger men saving the world and kissing hot babes. Love, Jetley Broskie"
a simplistic drawing of my sona wearing a santa hat. near it is text, very butchered in spelling, saying: "merry christmas".
a redraw of an image originally posted by molabuddy. it first shows a simplistic figure with an enthusiastic expression, their eyes bearing plus-shaped pupils. the caption beneath this figure says "aw, little guy!" an arrow points at the next figure, which is the same as the last one, except now their are eyes are fully black, with no pupils. their eyebrows have furrowed. the caption underneath this figure reads "oh, he's a little bit fucked up actually.."
alpha, an orange haired person with usb cords flying out of their ponytail, in a pose with one hand on their hip, and the other shining a peace sign at the camera. they have a happy and determined expression on their face.