Xavier Velasquez

@caedo.co

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Your old pal. He/Him.

My first 3D printed object, a keychain that reads, “ORIGINAL PRUSA.”
The "Leave Britney Alone" meme captioned with "leave Taco Bell alone."
My drawing of a bruised up half avocado laying down and smiling. The caption reads “glockymolo” from the way British people say “guacamole” on the Great British Bake-off show.
Screenshot of the Belgium national team’s account that reads: “Overturn this. 🧏‍♂️” along with some pictures of their star players.
Screenshot of Jon Favreau’s hotdog_guy.gif statement on X calling for Graham Platner to drop out after being credibly accused of rape.
Screen cap of an out of sync video displaying college football teams and mascots from the upcoming CFB27 video game.
POV of holding a small beer wrapped in my new Sickos Committee “Pausa de Hidratación” koozy in front of the TV before the final 2026 World Cup group stage game featuring Türkiye vs USA. 🇺🇸
Screenshot of the classic @dril tweet which reads: "issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
A pic of me holding my phone in the foreground streaming the USMNT opening match of the World Cup with my TV in the background on the live feed of the crew working to remove the shit stains off the walls of the Kennedy Center in Washington DC.
The internal package from a 3D printer kit with signs of water damage. The label reads: "electronics."
A screenshot of my Bluesky muted words options adding “stancil” to the list. Protect your peace.
The morning queue to get into FFXIV Fan Fest, 2026.
Cat.
Cat.
A picture of a giant protest sign being held that reads: “Respect my trans homies or I’m gonna identify as a fucking problem.”
Two pics of the wall in McKale center already updated with our latest Final Four appearance in 2026.
My new Marathon Collectors Edition box that just arrived today.
Cat.
Picture of the price paid for gas today, $4.30/gal. Up about $.60 since last week because of Trump’s dumb, illegal, immoral war.
On court championship celebration for the Arizona Wildcats after securing the outright regular season B12 championship trophy at McKale Center.
McKale Center.
Cat.
Cat.
Cat.
Lady Gaga performing at the Mayhem Ball on Valentine’s Day, 2026.
Da Share Zone’s just walk out meme. “If it sucks… hit da bricks!! Real winners quit.”
A meme pic of a Husky standing on two legs in a doorway. The caption reads, “hey bro, somebody shit on the carpet.”
A meme of a person in Ronald McDonald clown costume putting on a big red wig with the University of Arizona “Block A” logo on it. The caption reads, “Caedo when it’s time to watch another college football game. Bear Down.
Server error from the battle.net service seen while trying to pre-purchase the next Diablo 4 expansion.
President Big Dildo putting on his own "peace prize" medal while the president of FIFA blows him on stage at the World Cup draw event. I'm sorry to the rest of the world for this man.
Chimichanga at La Cocina (Credit: Chelsey Wade) — tucsonfoodie.com
An IBM 3.5 floppy disk standing up on a desk.
No Kings protest signs that read: “No Kings, No Slaves, No Nazis, Abolish ICE” and also: “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses, yearning to breathe free” along with a kick ass drawing of the Statue of Liberty.
A drawing of the “Bad Taxidermy” fox created for Drawtober, day 4. Prompt was “taxidermy.”
An entire class at UDub leaving the building to greet a Nazi heckler who interrupted their class by throwing up heil Hilter salutes and calling them all retards.
Meme format of a husky dog standing on two legs, just outside a door frame. The caption reads: “somebody shit on the carpet.”
Screen capture from the email confirming the cancellation of my Disney services over their decision to cave to Trump.
A Switch 2 console box sitting on a coffee table surrounded by cute plushies.
JD Vance telling some political influencer he doesn’t give a shit about the US Military committing war crimes.
Step count from today. 11.896 steps and 5.83 miles.
Purple fidget slug toy.
Cat.
Parody meme of Jesse “the Body” Ventura’s classic line in the movie “Predator,” saying “I ain’t got time to read.”
Zohran Mamdani answering RZA's question about how to help families get out of places like Brownsville with, "I think a big part of it is to make Brownsville a place you don't have to leave."
Coke machines at the local Costco. Finally.
A very shiny blue VW Golf R.
Cat.
Screenshot from CNN that reads: "Oil futures surge following US strikes in Iran"
“The fell for it again” meme featuring stacks of awards covering a magat guy.
Screenshots of shitty Couch Fucker JD Vance confirming he joined Bluesky.
Sung Won (ProZD) saying "oh they fuckin!"
Collage of the price tags at Zara showing 10% increase in prices across the board, most likely due to the Orange Idiot’s disastrous tariff policies.