Caf Coleo 🏳️‍⚧️, Final Fantasy XI Arc

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Final Fantasy XIV Fishing Main and minutiae explorer. Veteran wine aunt, inveterate weeb, invertebrate enthusiast. twitch.tv/CafColeo youtube.com/@cafcoleo

A Miqote riding a rainbow unicorn in front of a rainbow in a rainbow landscape. She is wearing a brown leather jacket, worn out jeans, and big clunky black boots.

Triple Threat catch

Rroneek Bichir catch

Health bar for [B] Regnant Chimera

Screenshot of four phone alarms, labeled "Skyfrond," "Rroneek Bichir," "Estrogen," and "Ner Lar Dor"

a mysterious figure, silhouetted against the moonlight

Purse of Riches uptime screenshot from July-October 2029

A Junior Jinbei being discarded in a somewhat scary way

The execution of Junior Jinbei by the coward Caf Coleo

One Junior Jinbei up for sale for 1 gil

mammet, standing in a dark place, framed by candles

Screenshot of a retainer item-selling inventory, showing two junior jinbei up for sale for 1 gil each

A line of five Junior Jinbei minions, and a pop-up box reading "Discard the junior jinbei?"

isn't that hard! Please, please believe me. I don't even know what to say to something like that. You did this to yourself. Nobody made you do this. You chose this approach on purpose. What drives me nuts are people who are choosing to make their lives worse and have a worse time and then spending their one short life on earth complaining about how awful sidereal whale is because of the specific strategy

An illuminated cross on a distant hill, viewed through a gap in the trees

A photograph of an illuminated cross standing on the peak of a hill behind some large rural inns. In the middle distance is a large smokestack with a dark billowing cloud of smoke, framing the cross

Kira "just according to plan" meme but it's now been visibly heavily edited multiple times. It currently reads "just according to el plan. (Translator's note: el plan means plan)" and he has Mexican flags under his eyes.

Kira "just according to keikaku" meme except it's the one I posted before with "el plan" and Ecuador flags, but now it's been crudely edited to replace the "el" in "el plan" with "le" and the Ecuadorian flags have been mostly, but not completely, covered with Canadian flags

5 Wardens of the Seven Hues

idk man. It looks like a paper towel tube wearing lipstick and a skirt and fishnets with big bug eyes. I am being informed that it is called "tung tung tung sahur" but I don't know what this is or what this means

Lambda Legal pride float

Curtis Sliwa on a pride float

A filled in world cup bracket showing Ecuador defeating Spain in the finals and France beating Colombia for 3rd. Other points of note are Argentina, Brazil, England and Portugal losing their first matches, and Egypt and Morocco advancing to the quarterfinals.

I'm going to be 100% serious here, aside from Ecuador winning the whole thing (WHICH WILL HAPPEN) I think these are actually all fully plausible outcomes even if they aren't the ones people think are more likely.

Screenshot of Shatotto from the FFXIV black mage questline, who looks like Shantotto from FFXI but can't be that one because her name is different. Dialogue: "At any rate, as I might have mentioned, I am not the TRUE Shatotto as she once lived, but rather a manifestation of her memory- er, MY memory. Needless to say, that still makes me the most powerful sorceress currently existing in your world. You'd do well to remember that if you ever have a mind to cross me."

Kira "keikaku means plan" meme except he has two tiny ecuadorian flags on his face and the text says "Just according to el plan (translator's note: el plan means plan)"

Badly-drawn 12-panel comic. The panels are all uneven shapes and sizes.

Panel 1: A boat on the water. "The crew of this boat are all vampires!"
Panel 2: A woman and a vampire wearing a lab coat. Woman: "So how did you get into oceanography?" Vampire: "I majored in marine sciences at Stony Brook."
Panel 3: Same image. Vampire: "Thank you for volunteering to help us with our hydrophone array, we can't work abovedecks in sunlight." Woman: "No problem! Being a vampire with a normal job seems tough."
Panel 4: Woman is startled now. Floating text: "DING DING DING DING" Vampire: Ah yes the dinner bell! It's FEEDING TIME
Panel 5: An open cooler full of red objects. Text: "We have a medical cooler stocked with blood for the trip!"
Panel 6: N/A
Panel 7: Woman and vampire again. Vampire: "We would appreciate a donation of one pint if that's okay. No pressure though." Woman: "How would you get the blood? This is very important to me."
Panel 8: A second vampire in a polo shirt has arrived. Vampire 1: "It would be like a normal blood donation." Vampire 2: "I'm a trained phlebotamist! I will give you a cookie and apple juice."
Panel 9: Woman: "I've actually never donated blood before so I'm kind of scared of that tbh"
Panel 10: Woman sad, vampires both angry. Vampire 1: "What the heck? Never? Not once? Seriously?" Vampire 2: "Wow. You should be ashamed."
Panel 11: Woman: "Wait! Hold on! In my defense- I KNOW for an absolute fact that I am AB+! Nobody wants my selfish blood!"
Panel 12: Vampire 1: You're a UNIVERSAL PLASMA DONOR and you aren't donating anything?" Vampire 2: "They even pay you!" Vampire 1: "You can donate way more often than blood too!" Vampire 2: "What the hell."

Dawn of a New S Game III achievement

$Screenshot of a text conversation between two people, who one whom ends every text with "Tryin to make a change :-\" regardless of the actual content of the text$

Hellsnow Shark fish guide entry: "It is said that a traveling Eorzean angler once spied a school of these airborne sharks while crossing Zorgor the Boundless. Deathly afeared of the wavekin's Abalathian cousins, the angler cried, "Oh HELLS no!" - an utterance rarely used in Tural - and promptly ran the other way. Witnesses to this event assumed he was referring to the sharks, and thus was history written."

Erenville wearing a Quebec Nordiques hat. The Stanley Cup will not return to Canada until the Colorado Avalanche are returned to their rightful place

That one really weird FFXIV banner ad

FFXIV screenshot of the drops from the final chest of Forked Tower: Blood. Specifically, the Magitaur Card dropped.

You obtain a "The Kingdom of San d'Oria orchestrion roll"

"Inside you there are two wolves" meme where the two wolves are "purse uptimes." One wolf is Purse of Riches with uptime 0.0%, the other is Fat Purse which has uptime listed as "always"

Two Paths meme, where the good path leads to Fat Purse and the evil path leads to Purse of Riches

Completed achievement from FFXIV: What Even Is That: Earn the "Prehistoric Professionals" bonus during an ocean fishing voyage on the ruby route

Spongebob pointing meme

Weekly Frontlines performance screenshot from FFXIV. 18 matches played, 2 first place victories, 9 second place, 6 third place.

Leo pointing meme

Four characters standing together in the snow. Three of them are wearing vaguely fantasy-RPG-appropriate clothing. One is wearing OSHA 29 CFR 1910 (modified for OSHA 29 CFR 1926 Subpart P) compliant personal protective equipment (PPE). Remember that safety is everyone's responsibility!

Screenshot of Fray and my WoL having a very serious discussion at night. I am wearing bright orange hi-vis gear.

Motion blurred image of a man sitting at a bus stop labeled "WAITS FASTER"

Frontlines Weekly Performance: 20 matches played, 10 1st place victories, 6 2nd place, 4 3rd place.

Screenshot of a mahjong player saying "gg" after a single hand of a full-length game. The poor soul.

FFXIV screenshot of a Listracanthus catch

FFXIV screenshot of Lakeland in the extremely early morning fair skies

FFXIV achievement "Gold Magnet," awarded for getting a gold on all Oizys cosmic exploration missions. Also a ton of other pop ups from clearing the final mission

FFXIV screenshot from Oizys cosmic exploration, showing that the loporrits have set up their giant glowing cosmoliner portals inside of the ruins of an ancient civilation

Screenshot of my inventory showing the following 15 legends caught: Shonisaurus, Kuno the Killer, Endoceras, Nepto Dragon, Helicoprion, Namitaro, Opabinia, Armor Fish, Problematicus, Raimdellopterus, Xenacanthus, Uncondotional, Warden of the Seven Hues, Drepanaspis, and Listracanthus. Also included are 30 pearl eyes, 2 Mora Tecta, and 36 cerule cores.

The world's most beautiful cat, curled up and sleeping oh-so-sweetly on a pillow and blankie

Kraken cosmic exploration progress for Oizys. Currently at rank 20 (although pretty close to done!)

A sign for Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. Behind it, slightly out of focus, is Boston's Old City Hall. The steakhouse is definitely in the city hall.

Standing in front of the Leynode Pyro aetheryte

My beautiful cat, a brown/gray tabby who is curled up oh so sweetly and sleeping on a big puffy blankie

"The form they promised me is great" meme, a stick figure clutching their head in agony and bleeding

Purse of riches crashing into earth like a meteor

Unamused aoi

Graph of video view count showing it holding steady for a very long time then suddenly spiking upward right at the end