Caffeinated Otter

@caffeinatedotter.bsky.social

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Author of short and episodic fiction: fantasy, SF, smut — http://brain-implant.tech/writing/ he/him

Print volumes 1–3 of Alexis Flowers' comic, I Roved Out.
A panel mount, five pin, IEC 60309 electrical socket with a hinged protective cover.
Emoji-style picture of a spray bottle being squirted.
A screenshot of Google search results, with "elf boobs" in the search box. The result currently scrolled to the top is a link to DHL's parcel- tracking page.
Monsters Inc. "I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die!" screenshot, with subtitles edited to read: "I'll let this company die before I sell anything girl coded!"
Castle Cornet, in Guernsey.
Norwich Castle, UK. It's grey and square and on top of a hill.
A comic drawn on an A3 sketchpad, of a particular stream-of-consciousness thought: "I was looking through old art of mine. Things I was proud enough of to keep. Nothing you'd call good. Bit with so little left after my brother and sister both died...keeping your old and unproficient art feels valuable. And a little like a memento mori."
Close-up photo of a purple poppy in bloom.
Wikipedia's thumbnail map of Guernsey.
A figure in a genuine medical paper, depicting the Cough Severity Visual Analogue Scale. It is a single vertical line, labelled WORST COUGH EVER at the top and NO COUGH at the bottom, with the accompanying instruction to put a single cross on it indicating the severity of your cough in the past 2 weeks.
A black and white photo of a young trans man, looking dapper in a brimmed hat.
A colour photo of a happy baby, standing by holding onto the back a dining chair, in front of a red feature wall.
An edited version of the Jaws movie poster, a ball jointed doll's hand superimposed on the shark. The title has been edited to read "Awawas".
A wad of circularly compacted human and dog hair, with a hole through the middle where it was wrapped around (and jamming) an axle.
A dragonish creature sketched with brush pens.
A sketch in soft pencil of some kind of imaginary creature with huge buglike eyes and weird mandibles.
Sketch in soft pencil, of the head of some kind of fantasy monster; shaped rather like a fly's head, if it had a cluster of cephalopoid arms instead of mouthparts, and a glowing anglerfish-style lure, and a stiff mane like a horse's.
A map published at some point by DC comics, showing Gotham City and Metropolis extremely geographically close to each other.
A view from the bank of a small river. The foreground is deep shade under trees, the water shallow and clear under bright sunlight.
Four ship captain avatars: one with a bun hairdo, decorated top and skirt, and pegleg, one with a severe bob and plain knee-length skirt, one wheelchair user with pigtails, and one with a long skirt and twin braids.
Procedurally generated ship captain avatar with a hair bun, v-neck top, decorative chains on her skirt, and a peg leg.
Photo of a mouse, with superimposed RPG-style floating damage numbers.
Pinhead from Hellraiser (2022), holding up a copy of Kallidora Rho's seminal WARHOUND, captioned: "We have such books to rec you."
In the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles title logo: Wizard Yuri Jeeves And Wooster.
"That sign can't stop me" meme, edited to read: "I can't speak to what that videogame has to say about suicide, even facetiously, because I can't read!"
An elderly chicken, standing next to the chicken coop.
A sea urchin fossil.
A lurcher sitting on a heap of finely shredded cardboard box on the floor.
Screenshot of a series of chat messages, written by me: "Mech Pilot who has seen the signs" is an incitement to shoot people with Chekhov's gun! Have you SEEN my metaphorical decorating style? But there was also a low-hanging joke about road signs.
A blue and white drawing of a cold-themed supervillain.
Screenshot of the Bluesky app displaying an Internal Server Error banner.
Tumblr post by user feldfrog: If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot".
A Doberman and a brown and white lurcher, lying peacefully on a carpeted floor together.
An onomatopoeic "Sploit!" alongside a hasty doodle of a spurt of unidentified fluid.
A sidebar from a letter sent by British government regarding disability benefits. Highlighted excerpt reads: "If you would like braille, please tell us using the phone number at the top of this letter."
Sleeping dog, snout poked over the edge of a dog bed; tongue dangling vertically out of the side.
Me, in a Discord chat: all up in this bitch sadgirlin' it. And by "it" I mean. Let's just say. Pretentious poetry references
A greyhound, mostly under a fleece blanket, just her face and one paw poking out.
The view over a small marshy lake, beneath a low overhanging tree limb.
Faux black-on-yellow hazard sign, reading: user was deservedly flung into the sea to propitiate the unkindly gods for this post.
From Discord: "also otter something I like about your writing is that your erotic and your not-erotic (is there a word for that?) writing, they share the same 'voice', if that makes sense? you don't take on a different manner. So this story in which a middle aged wizard fists a sex worker could tuck neatly into an anthology with any of your other works and feel right at home".
A mock safety sign, with an ear defender infographic altered to suggest large pointed ears: "Ear protection must be worn beynd this point. (Humans will put anything in their dirty little mouths.)"
Mock warning sign with hand crush hazard graphic: "If you really need fingers, why would it feel so good for Mommy?"
A mock warning label: "WARNING: This machine knows the difference between metal and flesh but it swings both ways".
The bank of a small river, swollen with rain; the water has excavated a large hollow behind the trailing end of a section of timber bank reinforcement.
Someone in the Salon Discord: eight whole hours?? Me: Your puppygirls are not immune to propaganda
A doodle of a canine head, topped with a cluster of writing tentacles like a beehive updo.
Dog, curled up neatly under a blanket.
An emote-style recreation of the infamous "Ha ha ha...yes!" sickos cartoon speech bubble.
From an old instant messenger conversation: "All my readers need a hug, I think." "As a result of the fic, or in general?" "Yes."
A snow-covered path between trees; a blurry, fast-moving glimpse of a large dog dressed in a fleece jacket.
Minimalist monochrome line art suggesting a muzzle and brainwashed spiral eyes, captioned: BOOTBLACK BRAINWASH BITCHBREAK.
Screenshot of a breakdown by month of my fiction uploads for 2025. The cumulative total for the year is 250.
A photo of a figure wrapped in a dark, hooded cloak, a full-face mask of red-tinted mirrored plastic hiding what would be visible of the face.
Screenshot: "you've made her sad. you've made malia a sad girl. you've shaw'd her. i'll stab you in the feet i will"
Comment on the most recent instalment of my series about the wizard Malia: "Going to stab you if she doesn't make it back. Stab you, otter, i mean it"
From Discord: "This season of the NFL is so wild that pundits are starting to describe teams the way Otter writes lesbians." Attached to that in turn, a screenshot reading, "They will drown you in a pool of their own blood as long as you die first."