Q (they/them)

@caffeinatedqueer.bsky.social

438 Followers 1373 Following

Queer, nonbinary, Jewish(ish) parent of 2 kids, 2 cats, and a service doodle-in-training. MSW '24 šŸ§‘ā€šŸŽ“ Neurodivergent, hEDS. likesā‰ endorsements

A red and cream parti golden doodle laying on her side on a light colored wood floor. She's not sleeping, just too hot to be bothered
A yellow tub of megabloks with a black lid. The set is workbench themed, with usable plastic screwdrivers and a wrench, as well as stickers on bloks that represent a pencil, paintbrush, saw, etc. On the tub is a label showing a picture of a blonde white kid pretending to hammer on his workbench tub. The designers used the picture of this label featuring the kid playing as the label on his megabloks set too
The lone gunmen from the X-Files
A screenshot of the screen to deposit funds into the required messaging app to send messages to incarcerated people at a Michigan jail. It shows that the minimum deposit amount is $10, and that they add on $3 fees. They have a section offering to round up my $13.00 deposit to $14, $15, or $20, but it doesn't explain what that means. I covered up my phone number and the name of the jail my family friend is in.
A screenshot of a paragraph that reads: Artificial Intelligence We may use artificial intelligence, machine learning, and natural language processing (ā€œAIā€) in connection with our operation of Crisis Services. For instance, we may use AI as part of the Crisis Services intake process in order to determine the appropriate place for you in the queue if all of our counselors are occupied. We may also use AI for analysis during and after conversations in Crisis Services, such as for detecting conversation themes. While we will only use AI that we believe functions well, and we apply high ethical and anti-bias standards in our use of AI, we cannot control or predict the outcome of AI in any particular case. AI may not accurately predict your individual risk level and may not assign you to a place in the queue that reflects your particular case. Neither The Trevor Project nor any of our employees, volunteers, or agents will be or is responsible for any outcomes of AI. Note that we do not use AI as a substitute for trained counselors once you are connected with a counselor through our Crisis Services ā€“ our counselors are real people.
Screenshot of an MNateShyamalan post that says Founder of Costco: [drunk as hell] it's gonna have hot dogs and optometrists
Three bulk dispenser bins of rice with pull down levers to fill up a container. The center bin has a blue post it note below the lever with handwriting that says "please pull on me gently, I am old" the word gently is underlined and there is a sad face drawn after the word old
A photo of the game star trek Catan with a price sticker that says $10.00
On a cooling rack on top of a black stove is a 6 strand braided challah that is larger on one end than it is on the other. The sides are browned but the top is pale and split along some of the strands. A rainbow spatula is visible on the edge of the stove.
A blue and yellow poster that reads "pack the room! Please show up to demand that our city buildings, facilities, and programs are safe for all residents! A resolution is on the agenda. Let's make Ann Arbor an ICE-FREE ZONE! Ann Arbor City Council meeting Monday February 2, 7pm 301 E. Huron, Ann Arbor It has a QR code in the corner that says "scan for more info"
The "moon's haunted? Always has been" meme, with the word moon blacked out and the word "TV's" replacing it so the conversation now says "TV's haunted?" "Always has been" If you're not familiar with the meme: two astronauts are out in space, looking back at the earth. The one in front says "moon's haunted?" The one in back has a gun pointed at the front astronaut and says "always has been"
A screenshot of a post from Stewart Beal, slumlord extraordinaire, on Facebook that reads Imagine you govern a city that is often 10 degrees and you institute policies to intentionally make driving around downtown diabolical by removing parking and driving lanes and installing bike lanes which no one can use because its 10Ā° outside. Then you approve the construction of 25 monstrous buildings in which people who own 2 cars live and definitely arent biking anywhere (except when they DRIVE their bikes to gallup park on the weekend) because who does that plus it is very often 10 degrees. Driving in Ann Arbor now is literally diabolical! And just think of all the businesses and restaurants who now have yet another challenge to struggle with. šŸ˜«šŸ˜«šŸ˜«šŸ˜«
A slide deck slide that reads "Cultural Autism Studies at Yale The Panic of Being Misunderstood Christopher Cosby Monday December 8, 2025 3pm EST, 12PM psr, 8pm GMT" At the bottom are logos for CRCDD and CASY sparks. On the right hand side of the deck is a photo of a white bearded man wearing glasses, headphones, and a backpack
A photo of a counter at a vet office with a value size package of cat treats, various information cards and displays, and a tablet in a case that says "record"
Another slab pie with crumble topping in a square foil tin. Juices have bubbled through the crumble in a few places at the edges, and the top is lightly browned, with no burned spots. It's taller and rounder than the first pie, which is in the background of this picture, looking blurry and sadder
A browned pie in a square foil pan on top of my oven. On a plate in front of it is half of the mini test pie I made with the leftover dough to be able to check the bottom doneness throughout baking
A screenshot of my phone showing a push notification from GrubHub that says "It's Tuesday! Enjoy up to 20% off šŸ˜‹ A delicious deal and your favorite meal, delivered. Terms apply. The screenshot shows some other push notifications from Saeed Jones and Daniel M Lavery on Instagram, and shipt. It also shows that I'm partway through listening to an episode of the most recent season of the podcast How we survive, which I highly recommend!
A yachaejeon vegetable pancake with lots of browned crispy bits on the edges and chunks of broccoli and purple cabbage visible. There's a small puddle of Trader Joe's Yangnyeom Sauce on the plate for dipping
A red and cream parti goldendoodle wearing a purple vest is laying on the polished concrete floor of a coffee shop. She's staring to the side because she's watching my hands to see if I'm going to give her a command - or better yet - a treat!
A small bonfire in a square fire pit with empty chairs visible in the background
A ladybug with lots of spots crawling inward from the edge of my coat pocket.
A screenshot of Trump's truth social post about the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. The bathroom itself is gaudy and poorly designed, with a toilet right next to a very large window. I've circled in blue a section of the marble floor that is bookmatched in a way that makes the grey veining look like a creepy being with it's and raised like its conjuring something. The face looks like a sort of demonic skeleton, or like a cartoon caricature of the clown from IT.
A fox squirrel is sitting on the flat top of a bare tree that got heavily trimmed by DTE a few years ago. It is hunched over chewing on an acorn and its tail is curled up and over its back, sticking up on the top of its head like a burlesque headdress
A rich blue sky interspersed with fluffy white clouds
A still from the Princess Bride of Princess Buttercup in a red dress and green gloves, riding a horse
A red and cream parti goldendoodle sitting in a van eating a vanilla pup cup from dairy Queen
A cream and red parti goldendoodle wearing a purple vest that says "in training" is laying on a light wood-look floor waiting patiently for her next command
A buck lit by the streetlight standing in the front yard of a house surrounded by wildflowers. It has small antlers but I don't know enough about deer to know how many points.
A screenshot of the photo album section of Neko Atsume 2. The photo in the center is of an orange cat with white socks and white ears facing away from the camera. The cat is laying down inside a cake box that has 2 sides opened up so that the cat's rear feet, tail, and butt are sticking out one side and the cats head and front paws are sticking out the opposite side
A screenshot of a NYT Opinion piece written by Maureen Dowd on April 30, 2016. The headline is "Donald the Dove, Hillary the Hawk"
A white person's hand is holding a pair of painted boots. The listing is titled Star Wars R2D2 boots but the cartoon R2 on the boot closest to the camera has red accents that don't match the R2 from the movies. They do, however, match the AMERICAN FLAG waving in the wind(? Space wind?) behind R2. The words "let's roll" are in a whimsical cursive font above the flag, and are visible on the inner toe of the other boot. We can tell that this R2 flag motif is on each boot in at least 3 places. The rest of the boot is a blue and black galaxy with stars. They're listed for $65
A slightly blurry extreme closeup of a squirrel peering into the camera.
A screenshot of the item page from the Costco app. The photo shows blue and black/gray director-style chair with a small pocket on the right armrest
A red and cream parti goldendoodle wearing a purple service dog vest that says "in training". She's laying patiently on the floor of the dentist office, relaxing while she waits for her next command
The salad described in the tweet on a blue plate
A cream and red parti goldendoodle who could use a bit of a haircut is sitting on a kid's lap, providing deep pressure therapy. She's wearing a service dog vest that says "in training". The kid is sitting up in a dentist chair, and their face is covered with a green splotch for privacy
A black cat riding in the child seat part of a Costco cart. It's laying down and though it's hard to tell from this picture, it didn't look particularly happy or comfortable in person
A negative COVID test on a gold and white paisley sheet
A screenshot from next door of a comment saying "Iā€™ve never heard of RCV. I didnā€™t look it up on purpose. Iā€™m going to base my opinion off the comments here, as a test. Itā€™s just to see what happens."
A screenshot of the Power school app. The app's center icon takes you to an AI chat bot called "power buddy". It says "Hi (name redacted), I'm power buddy, and I'm here to help. What can I do for you today? There are thumbs up and thumbs down icons below the message, and suggested prompts like "show current grades", "assignments due this week", "show today's schedule", "show attendance for current term", "bulletins". You can also enter (by typing or speaking) your own question. Below the text entry box is a warning that says "power buddy is AI and all AI can sometimes make mistakes. Your chats may be monitored and stored."
Yet another positive COVID test, this time a Genabio brand
A COVID test with a faint positive line
A positive intelliswab COVID test still standing up in the bottle of solution.
Side by side photos, the first is of an Abbot Binax test with its usual white and pink color scheme. The other photo has inverted colors, which can sometimes make a positive pregnancy test more obvious. I think I see a second line but I'm obviously not sure because I'm bringing it to the Internet
An old newspaper blurb that reads "MEMO TO ZIONIST COMMISSION" The Bergson-sponsored League for a Free Palestine is reported to have begun organizing Jewish high school youth. First airline have been made in New York's borough of Brooklyn and in Chicago. Zionists have waited too long to organize youth and have given too little encouragement to the various youth problems put on the agenda properly and the Youth Commission formed. Now with the Bergson group moving in, the strategic importance of the Youth Commission should be self-evident to all Zionists
A comment thread from next door between 3 people whose names and photos have been scribbled over in different colors to differentiate the 3 commenters. Blue says to red "nosy neighbors need new activities in my opinion" and below their sentence they use punctuation marks to make a person shrugging like we did in the pre-emoji days. Red replies "I don't know what those things are under your sentence. Green replies to Red saying "its a person with arms" Red replies to green saying "oh, I see it now."
The edge of a teak tray table with the corner of a laptop visible on it is on the foreground. A cream and red parti golden doodle is laying in the grass/ground cover (lots of plantain, clover, and creeping charlie, sorry-not-sorry) smiling while taking a break from chewing on a purple rubber ball. A climbing dome, swing, and wooden playhouse are partly in frame
A red and cream parti goldendoodle wearing a purple collar is laying on a gray dog bed and licking a pink kong with gusto
A fluffy tuxedo cat trying to fit into an open drawer full of various types of tea. There is no front on the drawer, so his tail is just hanging off the end of it. You can see the back end of the dog below him, laying on her bed
A red and cream parti goldendoodle laying on the lap of a person wearing red plaid fleece pajama pants and a black panther hoodie. The dog is watching something (probably a cat)
A red and cream parti goldendoodle laying on a red and green patterned rug, trying to look very pathetic
A fluffy black cat with his front half borrowed under a gray towel
A red and cream parti goldendoodle standing in the snow. She has a bit of snow stuck to her muzzle, and is standing next to a snow-covered tennis ball
A red and cream parti goldendoodle wearing a purple vest that says "service dog in training" is laying against my leg, on the floor of a dentists office. The chair and its associated tubes and hoses are visible next to her
A screenshot of an Amazon review from July 22, 2024 from an account named Dave S with a verified purchase. It's a 5 star review with the title "Worked Perfectly!" The body of the review reads: "Sure, here's a review incorporating that phrase: Great, quality made product that fit perfectly. From the moment I received it, I could tell it was crafted with care and precision. It exceeded my expectations in both functionality and durability. Pricing was spot on. Highly recommend!"
A fluffy tabby cat that we think is part Maine coon is standing on her hind legs looking out the window of the exam room at the vet
A fluffy, tuxedo cat that we suspect is part Maine coon is sitting on a marble-look bench in a vet office exam room. His mouth is open like he's laughing at a funny joke, but he promises that there is nothing funny about the vet.
A red and cream parti goldendoodle wearing a blue and white coat and a purple collar sitting nicely on the sidewalk and looking at the camera
Two white petunias with purple centers and thin purple lines on the petals
A purple and white geranium surrounded by brown fallen leaves