Caio Almendra

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Meme: Did someone call the fashion police?
Camisa "Written and directed by Quentin Tarantino"
Jair Renan Bolsonaro @bolsonaro__jr O MBL prova todos os dias qual é o seu verdadeiro papel: tentar eleger o Lula. Chamei para falar cara a cara. Em vez disso, prefere podcast com os amiguinhos. Nada surpreendente, zero testosterona.
Foto de um mimeógrafo.
Sill of Stavros Halkias on the Seth Meyers show. Subtitles: "Shout out to unions".
Uma mulher bonita com roupa de ioga e um microfone na sua frente, sentada com os dois pés em cima da poltrona e joelhos levantados, mostrando o relevo de suas partes íntimas pra câmera.
Notícia do Drop Site News dizendo o que eu disse no post, só que em inglês.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/this-fucking-sucks-actually-literal-coolest-thing-ever
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/this-fucking-sucks-actually-literal-coolest-thing-ever
[1:39 PM, 28/07/2026] Biana: e tem isso aqui tbm [1:40 PM, 28/07/2026] Biana: me levaram para roles péssimos [1:40 PM, 28/07/2026] Biana: Tipo, a relação com praia e até com o mundo é muito mais desestressado. rs EU QUERO VIVER ISSO [1:40 PM, 28/07/2026] Biana: caralho mano, eu acho que o rj me odeia [1:40 PM, 28/07/2026] caioalmendra: hahahahahah [1:40 PM, 28/07/2026] caioalmendra: Cara, Vaca Atolada é meu paraíso. Mas, tem que saber viver ele. rs
Cartaz do Filme We Bought A Zoo, adaptando para "We bought a Mimeógrafo".
Print de Mercado Livre com a compra de um mimeógrafo.
The Onion: Marilyn Manson Now Going Door-To-Door Trying To Shock People
Chico triste: A Espanha foi campeã da Copa Chico feliz: pelo menos não foi a Argentina
Desenho Family Guy: Bin Laden segura uma galinha de borracha
The Jerusalém Post: NY hosted the world's War criminals for 80 years. Mamdani only noticed the Jew.
Capa do disco Maggot Brain, com a foto de uma mulher negra com Black Power cantando de boca aberta. Ela está enterrada até o pescoço.
"DNC attendees cover their ears to israeli crimes" over a white guy covering his ears while passing through the uncommitted protest during the DNC conference.
https://x.com/i/status/2075856157130834382
Meme: "Hope", Count Binface no cartaz estilizado da eleição de Barack Obama.
Um cara fantasiado de uma espécie de Darth Vader com lata de lixo no lugar de capacete.
Haaretz: Israel Wants to Build the Most Moral Concentration Camp in the World
Michael Parenti looking pissed off.
Avião com catapora, imagem-meme da wikipedia sobre Viés de Sobrevivência.
Gráfico com "Women+642k" e "Men 74k".
https://x.com/i/status/2072768441606344788
https://x.com/i/status/2072364484342301069
Um mar de casas-containers que vão até o horizonte, com altas cercas, arames farpados e postos de vigilância no entorno. Em primeiro plano, dois veículos militares, um bege, e um branco, escrito UN(ONU).
Drop Site News: 🚨 Israeli Plan to Herd Palestinians Into Controlled “Shelters” to Begin “Within A Matter of Weeks” 🔸Israel is preparing to channel Palestinians into fenced “humanitarian shelters” in areas outside Hamas’s control, policed by a foreign force, while its military deepens its occupation of the rest of Gaza, according to the pro-Netanyahu paper Israel Hayom, which reported the plan approvingly. 🔸Under the plan, unarmed civilians would be directed to a first zone in Tel al-Sultan, near Rafah, an area Drop Site has documented Israel systematically razing. 🔸A “multinational force” - the ISF - operating under the Trump administration’s “Board of Peace” would deploy there from a newly built base, equipped to police the zones, while the Israeli military “continues to maintain and deepen its hold” beyond the Yellow Line. 🔸 The camp/base for the force “has already been built,” and the Board of Peace has “begun identifying sites” for logistics warehouses, with the groundwork underway now, and deployment in the coming weeks. 🔸The paper described the effort as a “pincer movement”: the military seizing more territory as the population is siphoned into the controlled zones, in the hope that Hamas is left “without a population, territory or resources.” 🔸Officials said the areas would receive caravans and aid, but not the concrete needed to actually rebuild Gaza. ◽️The plan matches what Drop Site has previously exposed through leaked documents: a surveilled, checkpoint-controlled “planned community” in Rafah designed to force Palestinians into what amounts to an Israeli panopticon, tracked and screened as a condition of receiving aid. 🔸An Israeli political source told the paper the military would keep up “the pace of targeted killings while remaining below the threshold of international criticism… as long as Hamas is unwilling to disarm.” 📸 The buildup is already visible.
Kung Pow scene, a chinese man with a moustache says: "you will all refer to me by the name betty"
Pixelated Boat Compromise With Racists meme tweet
@flameosumeet Guy who is watching his 5th ever soccer game: “Here are the 17 changes I would make to the sport”
Eustácio, do desenho Coragem, O Cão Covarde.
Câmera de VAR do jogador Lukaku. Apenas a virilha dele está na frente da linha.
Paulo Gala @paulogala · 2 h O ITA foi fundado pelo Estado em 1950. Formou engenheiro. Criou a base que viraria Embraer em 1969. (GRIFADO)Avião brasileiro não caiu do céu(GRIFADO). Caiu de uma escola pública de engenharia. Não foi mercado.