Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters

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Writer // Prequel meme lover // Frustrated Pittsburgh sports fan

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Updates from Pittsburgh Scanner (@pgh-scanner.com) in chronological order read: 2hrs ago: South Shore. Near FNB Stadium. PD out looking for a reported train vs pedestrian. ⬇️ Update: PD made contact with the male matching the description and he is unharmed. 1hr ago: The male from earlier who was reported to have been hit by a train is now trespassing at the gateway clipper fleet dock becoming hostile with staff.
State Representative Abigail Salisbury's Facebook post, which reads: "So many people whose previous knowledge of Homer was limited to The Simpsons suddenly feel a pressing need to pontificate and pose as experts about The Odyssey."
Text messages read: i ain't reading all that i'm happy for u tho or sorry that happened
Bluesky Trending Topics: 1. Big Brother 2. Race Science 3. InfoWars 4. DHS Criticism 5. Writers Community
Storm
Soft pretzel "pizza" (provolone and pepperoni) bites with beer cheese for dipping
Chris Evans (American)
Infamous Tom Gorzelanny bobblehead where it looks like he's flipping you off
Yasiel Puig tries to fight the entire Pittsburgh Pirates roster and coaching staff at PNC Park, circa 2018(?)
Screenshot of my profile
A life-size model of the Kraken at the Clearwater Marine Aquarium
A Philosophy of Thieves by Fran Wilde
Kris Letang, Sidney Crosby, & Evgeni Malkin
Obi Wan says "Calm down Anakin" (Revenge of the Sith, 2005)
MLB Transaction Tracker (bot), post 1: The Pittsburgh Pirates have activated Jared Triolo from the IL. MLB Transaction Tracker (bot), post 2: The Pittsburgh Pirates have optioned Nick Yorke to the minors.
Pat, the ai-interface, at the beginning of Smart House (1999)
Text post, white letters on a black background, reads: "One of the best PG-rated insults I've ever heard: You're why the Power Rangers had to yell out their colors."
Usher 1: It's gonna be 30 degrees this week. And it's April. Usher 2: Kids are still in school. Usher 3: No one's gonna be at the games this week. All, in unison: I'll be there. Usher 2: Skenes is pitching on Tuesday. People'll be there. Usher 3: Nah, the shine's worn off him. Usher 2: Why'd they sign that Ozuna? He can't hit anything. Usher 3: Cutch can still hit. Why didn't they just bring him back? Usher 1: They keep winning, he'll be back. You watch. You'll see.
Get in losers! We're booing Marcell Ozuna at the Home Opener (Mean Girls, 2003)
The hardback cover of Wearing the Lion by John Wiswell
Photo of part of the field from the 3rd baseline of LECOM Park in Bradenton. The scoreboard shows that Konnor Griffin is at bat.
The Stego player board and piece from Happy Little Dinosaurs
Padmé: You...killed younglings Anakin: But it's okay because the DOW is at 50k
A hologram of Saw Gerrera says, "You have no idea where I am." (Andor)
The Books of Babel series by Josiah Bancroft Stacked bottom to top: Senlin Ascends, Arm of the Sphinx, The Hod King, & The Fall of Babel
"I'm tired of this Grandpa!" "Well, that's too damn bad!" (Holes, 2003)
Mineru's Construct (Tears of the Kingdom)
Anonymous poster says, "the picture of that stupid fucking hipster chick in a Star Wars shirt needs to stop she's probably never even seen all the movies" OP responds, "what what? this one? first off it's not even Star Wars it's "stop wars" OP includes a photo of Natalie Portman wearing a t-shirt that says "Stop Wars" in the Star Wars font. OP continues, "secondly, I sincerely hope you're joking right now because that's Natalie Portman" OP, with emphasis, "she was in them"
What is the matter of life and death? Raiders of the Lost Ark would have ended the same way if Indiana Jones never got involved.
A Pirates and Reds benches clearing brawl of yore.
I Voted N'at sticker
The Thief from "The Thief & the Cobbler" (1993)
King Friday from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood
Dave Parker's Hall of Fame plaque
The Barnes & Noble Exclusive paperback edition of "Someone You Can Build A Nest In" by John Wiswell