Jim Calabro ♟️

@calabro.io

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Engineer @ Bluesky I love computers!

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old cluster frequently spikes to nearly 100%
Circus Peanuts
Ubiquiti 5g backup device
picture of the share button on chess.com, including the position FEN and puzzle PGN
classic guy on swing waiting gif
this post showing up in search
the pied piper penis box
30 second preview of some backfill tooling I've been working on. 30s running, 4,792,320 completed
a large go select query
lots of logs like: {"time":"2026-05-26T17:19:08.494902775-04:00","level":"WARN","msg":"verification failure","component":"verifier","did":"did:plc:wnbpdx4bn5uts5yd2o2g3gnm","err":"sync: inversion failed for did:plc:wnbpdx4bn5uts5yd2o2g3gnm rev=3mmrw7ugavg22: delete op \"io.atcr.hold.layer/3mgso5owozv22\" missing prev CID"} {"time":"2026-05-26T17:19:08.494932511-04:00","level":"WARN","msg":"async error","component":"verifier","err":"sync: resync rate limited for did:plc:wnbpdx4bn5uts5yd2o2g3gnm"}
just hygrophorous errors
last 7 days sync errors broken down by host.
table of errors by host over the past 7d
a breakdown by host over the past 24h:
query showing volume of various relay logs related to invalid commit inversion, missing data, etc. over past 24h
query showing volume of various relay logs related to invalid commit inversion, missing data, etc. over the past 7 days
Man sitting behind tree, only his head is obscured
SAML SMITH
me playing a game of chess against myself on a website, then publishing the result of the game as a PGN to my repo
Normal Rockwell man standing painting
a picture of the tracy UI showing various spans, and a histogram of timing on a particular zone type
❯ /buddy pet ⎿ petted Gristle ❯ /buddy ╭──────────────────────────────────────╮ │ │ │ ★ COMMON MUSHROOM │ │ │ │ │ │ .-o-OO-o-. │ │ (__________) │ │ |◉ ◉| │ │ |____| │ │ │ │ Gristle │ │ │ │ "A no-nonsense fungal debugger │ │ with the empathy of a boot, finds │ │ your variable naming choices │ │ deeply offensive and will stare at │ │ bad logic until you fix it out of │ │ pure shame." │ │ │ │ DEBUGGING ███████░░░ 65 │ │ PATIENCE █░░░░░░░░░ 10 │ │ CHAOS ░░░░░░░░░░ 1 │ │ WISDOM ██░░░░░░░░ 21 │ │ SNARK █░░░░░░░░░ 7 │ │ │ │ last said │ │ ╭────────────────────────────────╮ │ │ │ *stops decomposing your logic │ │ │ │ momentarily* │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ That was... adequate. Now fix │ │ │ │ your nested loops. │ │ │ ╰────────────────────────────────╯ │ │ │ ╰──────────────────────────────────────╯
A coffee whose lid has a tab that won’t fold back properly
Yep it’s me
a picture of my following feed in my terminal
$ difft <(goat repo ls retr0.id.20260311172158.car) <(atp repo ls did\:plc\:vwzwgnygau7ed7b7wt5ux7y2.car) /dev/fd/63 --- Text No changes.
repo export report of the contents of retr0.id's CAR file per collection
chart showing jetstream1 east falloff, then a massive recovery spike
+19,941, -4,270
"Show sidebar" button in the firefox settings page
An insanely curly pepper
You’re the number 494 top listener of death cab for cutie globally
root@calabro-site:~# ping -i .01 108.179.139.10 PING 108.179.139.10 (108.179.139.10) 56(84) bytes of data. 64 bytes from 108.179.139.10: icmp_seq=1 ttl=49 time=71.6 ms 64 bytes from 108.179.139.10: icmp_seq=2 ttl=49 time=71.7 ms 64 bytes from 108.179.139.10: icmp_seq=3 ttl=49 time=71.6 ms 64 bytes from 108.179.139.10: icmp_seq=4 ttl=49 time=71.6 ms 64 bytes from 108.179.139.10: icmp_seq=5 ttl=49 time=71.4 ms 64 bytes from 108.179.139.10: icmp_seq=10 ttl=49 time=71.7 ms 64 bytes from 108.179.139.10: icmp_seq=19 ttl=49 time=71.7 ms 64 bytes from 108.179.139.10: icmp_seq=27 ttl=49 time=71.5 ms 64 bytes from 108.179.139.10: icmp_seq=36 ttl=49 time=71.6 ms 64 bytes from 108.179.139.10: icmp_seq=44 ttl=49 time=71.5 ms 64 bytes from 108.179.139.10: icmp_seq=62 ttl=49 time=71.5 ms 64 bytes from 108.179.139.10: icmp_seq=70 ttl=49 time=71.5 ms 64 bytes from 108.179.139.10: icmp_seq=79 ttl=49 time=71.6 ms ^C --- 108.179.139.10 ping statistics --- 94 packets transmitted, 13 received, 86.1702% packet loss, time 1074ms rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 71.433/71.588/71.736/0.092 ms, pipe 7
My dog Ruby holding a Christmas present
lots o' events
Norman Rockwell guy standing up meme
A chart of the main bsky backend load balancer request throughput compared to 7 days earlier (the previous Saturday). There's a massive spike during the world series game.
The Norman Rockwell guy standing meme
a picture of btop that indicates my CPU is at 1175 celsius
my dog doing a weird wink because she’s high af
A refrigerator door with no shelves
A video of the leaders of the Tour de Femmes, and half way through a man with a football helmet with giant elk antlers strapped on runs at full speed with the riders
dog wearing a polka dotted KOM hat
An email receipt showing that the book Building a Debugger will be delivered tomorrow