Günther Burgers

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Author of The League of Regrettable Superheroes http://instagram.com/calamity_jon/ https://linktr.ee/calamityjon

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Homage of the cover to Amazing Fantasy #15 but with the black costume Spider-Man
I think it's a scene from the latest Spider-Man movie that mimics the cover to Amazing Fantasy #15 but the lighting is nonexistent so your guess is a good as mine.
Kathleen King as dippy West Coast scenester Suzy making one of an array of amazing expressions and stealing her brief cameo.
Ayami Sato, deciding how to destroy every batter in the world.
Los Angeles Queens v New York Heights (WPBL) final results: 10-8
Variety Don't let the superhero genre fool you: #Lanterns has as much gravitas as HBO's top dramas; in fact, it's charting a more mature path for the DC Universe after the spunky adventures in "Superman" and "Supergirl." Writer Tom King has the comic book credentials to infuse "Lanterns" with plenty of references for fans, but he also brings a wealth of spy craft and detective knowledge from an unlikely place: He worked as a CIA counterterrorism officer from just after 9/11 to 2009: "I've seen rumors that I started the Iraq War. I didn't start the Iraq War. I was 23 years old. I was against al-Qaida and the Taliban. We were trying to stop them from doing horrible things. I was against the Iraq War. I thought it was the stupidest fucking thing. I watched people lie about stuff on TV, but I still had to go. It was my duty. I worked on some cases where people were going to blow up a base, and we stopped them. Should I have let them blow them up? Let those kids die because I didn't agree with the war?"
Olive Oyl reading a newspaper and surrounded by question marks, implying that whatever she's reading is incomprehensible.
Sign outside a church reading "Dungeons & Deacons -- a community gaming guild, all ages welcome"
George Wendt (host) and Hasidic Werewolf Elvis Costello (musical guest) on SNL, May 18, 1991
Lyrics from "I Hope You're Happy Now": He's acting innocent and proud, still you know what he's after Like a matador with his pork sword, while we all die of laughter
Octobriana, towering amazon woman of the Russian steppes, appears before porn comic coquette Cherry Poptart, saying: "I AM OCTOBRIANA, THE RUSSIAN DEVIL-WOMAN - IMMORTAL SPIRIT OF GLORIOUS PEOPLE'S REVOLUTION OF OCTOBER 1917, JOURNEYING ENDLESSLY THROUGH TIME AND SPACE, FIGHTING OPPRESSION WHEREVER IT IS REARING ITS HIDEOUS HEAD -- AND HAVING GREAT ADWENTURES AND MUCH SEX ALONG WAY!"
A stack of hamburgers in foil, Ajax candy bars and a pack of Cecil brand cigarettes.
A roman God/Superman fusion named Super-Atlas
Jim Carrey? More like Jim Cunty!
The Batman Forever Sega game promo art which has all the major players and the Batmobile that looks like a penis.
Brendon Fraser and Rachel Weisz looking real good.
The dragon from Atari's Adventure, a very low-res graphic that looks like a seahorse with a hole through its tummy.
Lois Lane saying "I --- I've always had trouble recognizing people when they're wearing glasses..."
Small palm sized sticker printer what looks like a mint box and 3 cartoon stickers (Nancy and Achewood)
HEEL, SUPERDOGS!!!
Ad from a 1978 comic for the Superhero Sweepstakes from Mars Candy featuring Dr Doom in the center and a headline reading "Heel, Superdogs!!! It's the infamous Milk Duds Superduds Sweepstakes!"
A panel from Achewood: An excited Lyle raises one arm and proclaims "GAH! Ray's DESTROYIN'! I'm so pumped I could play a trumpet with my cock!"
Vampirella, a dark-haired woman in an impractical swimsuit and stiletto heel boots holds a bat at arm's length. artist: José González
The notorious Dril tweet: so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
Wolverine and Colossus just stamping on a Sentinel, who is big and beefy.
A clip from one of the Avengers:Doomsday trailers that came out back in 1917, I think, depicting Cyclops shooting his ruby red wad at the sky while Sentinels feet are in the background smooshing all the mutants real flat.
Panel from the latest Nancy comic in which Sluggo texts Nancy: "nancy i got a new phone noimber."
The Make It Make Sense bsky follower/following count: 129 followers, 241 posts.
Superman thinking "I face a menace of contradictions!"
The Fourth Doctor intro from Doctor Who, the text reads "Last Salute to the Commodore."
Ad for a magazine called Heroine Addict titled "Do You Like Girls?" that includes fan art of Batgirl, Wonder Woman, Big Barda and Valkyrie I think. "The zine for Comics Heroines Fans" says a blurb.
Homer's drunk postcard to Marge. "Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you've got a butt that won't quit. They got these big chewy prestzels here (indecipherable) five dollars??!!!? get outta here (scrawl)"
A comic panel of four dancing girls kicking their legs up for an appreciative audience. "Wa-Hoo!" cries an applauding man, "What gals!" shouts another.
A photo of Joe Stalin standing next to late night comedy writer Aaron Bleyaert, and then a photo of Joe Stalin standing alone.
One of the members of Blunt Force Trauma, a man with two tattoos of pitbulls and another of a lock and chain around his neck, wearing a black luchador mask.
The prompt for colouring Superman, which I suspect at least a few of you street urchins will undertake.
The Phantom of the Opera.
A genuinely creepy guy says "bring the children... I have my reasons."
Tourist: That sleep Mexican cliche is a bummer. With all the burros, dogs, roosters, church bells, fireworks, trucks ... Who can sleep? Good golly man, I came to Mexico for quiet. Gordo: You want quiet, amigo?> Get in! (Gordo drives the man to the Panteon -- the cemetery)
Nearly identical to the alt text on the other one.
STRANGE AS IT SEEMS THE NUMBER OF PERSONS KILLED BY FIREWORKS SINCE 1900 IN CELEBRATING AMERICA'S INDEPENDENCE IS GREATER THAN THE NUMBER OF AMERICAN SOLDIERS KILLED IN THE WAR FOR INDEPENDENCE/ ABOUT 20 TIMES AS MANY HAVE BEEN SERIOUSLY INJURED BY FIREWORKS AS WERE WOUNDED IN THE WAR ... HAVE A HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!
Wonder Woman locked into bondage roller skates.
A pale Wonder Woman radiating light and thinking "We must have physical bodies -- we must -- we MUST!"
A breakaway of The Rhino and a brick wall.
Three identically dressed men in tubes, like a weird game show.
JESUS CHRIST X-Men cover (issue 190) in which the wizard Kulan Gath merges Xavier and Caliban into one gross fuckin' little guy.
Olive Oyl slaps a boot up on Roughhouse's counter: "Does that foot look flat to you?" she asks. "As flat as my flapjacks" he replies. Olive barks back "That's what the doctor said!"
Popeye saying "I doesn't care what she does as long as you bring me a can of the weed every day"
A kid in a Peanuts esque baseball cap says "Whatever happens, I'm proud of you guys for keeping it neck and neck with this awful skeleton team from hell. It's been an honor."
A quirky drawing of Fatman the Human Flying Saucer, a character from the book.
Frontispiece from the book The League of Regrettable Superheroes, signed to Kyle by the author (me).
"And this is what would happen to your miserable little three-dimensional world if you fought against Star Sapphire, Mistress of the Seventh Dimension!" says a woman in a skintight costume as she points at some stuff that just explodes.
Several SGW wrestlers participate in the Easter Passion Play by um beating the living hell out of Jesus Christ. The female wrestlers roll around on the ground crying and weeping. Christ takes a couple kicks to the head and an RKO BUT BY GAWD HE JUST WON'T STAY DOWN.
Captions in which Vapora big ups herself: I love to leak out into a closed room. I'm heavier than air and travel along the ground."
Daredevil wrestling a gascan away from Vapora.
The cover to PSA comic Daredevil vs Vapora, featuring a villain made of ghostly gasoline fumes
A Google Alert linking to an MSN headline, which reads: (headline) Who was Osama bin Laden really? - MSN (body) What happened to Peter Falk after Columbo ended—and why were his final years so tragic?
Basil St John and Brenda Starr adore their new baby girl, Starr Twinkle St.John. A tear leaps from Basil's eyepatch
Peter Falk as Columbo sitting on a sheet of newspaper, leaned up against a concrete wall, eating a sandwich in a paper bag in such a way that it looks like he's huffing paint.