Ilan Muskat

@calculon.bsky.social

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"And then it was now; and then I don't know what happened." It's pronounced *sigh* like it looks. Maybe tomorrow. (He/him)

InfoWars Youtube post: "The toilet water tastes different. Just another part of the leftist war on bathrooms."
"everything bagel cashews" and "blackberry doctor pepper zero sugar"
John Cleese's character flips frantically through his Hungarian(Magyar)-to-English phrasebook so as to purchase tobacco, but the translations get progressively more suggestive
My 109 donation graphic from my donor app
Tell me about a complicated man. Muse, tell me how he wandered and was lost
The classically-lit-memes4u tumblr post which reads: "RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods"
Jennifer Jason Leigh, as Allegra Geller, stands in front of a country gas station in a still from the movie "eXistenZ", with the gas station denoted in stark, sans-serif typography as "COUTNRY GAS STATION"
The Lord of the Rings: The Hunt for Gollum director and star Andy Serkis
The mermaid will fucking increase the fucking thing because the pirate was a jerk
An infowars post of a horse majestically galloping through the waves. In Papyrus font, overlaid on the image, are the words "MEN. USED. TO. LOOK. LIKE. THIS." The post editorializes that if you aren't outraged, you should be.
Werner Herzog says
"the credits hand been completed at great expense at the last minute" title card from Holy Grail
The "autoplay videos and GIFs" setting. If we turn it off it needs to stay off.
Bonerax dosage, is a dick and balls shape
You think he means it like, "are you kidding me", ponders Chiwetel Ejiofor's character in The Martian
The tweet about how it sounds like he's feeding shelter cats to coyotes
Our fridge magnet that says " everyone hates millennials until it's time to convert a PDF into a word document"
DaShareZone style meme where skeleton pumps iron. My body is a machine that turns 75% off sales into 0 minutes played
Google says Yoda not an Ewok
This ain't 2D. Coach dad and minifigures touching are warhammer dudes
Latest plasma donation volume 876 ml; runs through rest of my history
The XKCD joke about statistics class not helping
Han Solo sees a big light blur instead of a big dark blur
"BOOED", a valid entry on today's NYT spelling bee
Ratlings enjoy some barbeque in their foxhole
A Reddit post from someone who vibecoded 5 apps nobody bought or used
The sniper still has tea. Ratlings Kill Team from 40k
Eric Andre (OpenAI) shoots Titus Burgess (its commercial prospects) and asks "why would our bait and raise pricing strategy do this"
Hans Moleman thinks that's too scary
The cat is looking at you
A picture of Einstein, looking for all the world like Alex Trebek, on a poster with the quotation "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds"
Jedi Vs. Sith poster of Mail, Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan lightsaber-fighting. Used to be up in my bedroom 'cause I got it at Videoflicks
Skinner decides comedy is the problem
Sharon Apple, virtual idol from Macross Plus
Marvin Berry hurt his hand
Neon Vomit, a teenager band rehearse in a scene from 1990s Canadian TV show "Ready or Not"
You just shot the invisible swordsman
The Mandalorian and Grogu title card for Voyager
What yonder soul doth go hence...a brother?! Title card for Star Trek
"daily science news" shares "news" of Mandalorian and Grogu merch
From an Olivia Jaimes Nancy strip, sluggo suggests that not all internet negativity is boys; Nancy then pictures Sluggo as a robot
Dril's famous tweet about the Bitcoin Brothers
An image of the Persuadertron weapon, Syndicate Wars version. Looking like a sleek, futuristic pistol, it is described as a psionic weapon costing 45000 units of currency.
Fry, pretending to be a robot and thinking Robots say "ye", squints his eyes menacingly and says "I'll show ye."
Hey, it's my fake album cover of Gonzo doing Herbie Mann's "push push" except he has a plunger and it's "plunge plunge"
Some call this enchanter Tim
Burger King logo, with the patties replace with "help please" and the subtitle "I am trapped inside a burger"
Eli Cash holds forth about Old Custer's premise, from The Royal Tenenbaums
It's the tweet above but I respond that Magnum was the traitor
Disney+ raising its annual prices to $160
An image from a game of Battletech, showing a group of six cardboard standee mechs on a hex map
Ceci n'est pas un couteau, it says, under Crocodile Dundee's bowie knife
God-emperor sandworm Leto II Atreides, moving slow, preserving things
Vorlon ambassador Kosh Naranek, from Babylon Five, is in an armored "encounter suit" against a background of fog. The ambassador quips, cryptically, "The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote."
Jacob Tierney? Jessica Paré's "Sorry, Rabbi" co-star? Asks Jim Downey
Jacob Tierney? The Trotsky Director? Asks Jim Downey
Closer up of creepy curtain
Close up of creepy smile gold curtain
My Topps 1984 baseball cards: Lloyd Moseby, Jesse Barfield and Jorge Bell