Callie (horse boy)

@calli.bsky.social

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Senior front end engineer. #ActuallyAutistic and I complain about video games a lot. Opinions and shitposts are from my cat. ex msft, AWS Games, Wowhead. Adopted, mixed race parentage but white af Ace/demi, nonbinary/genderfuck, married, masking

The front cover of the mentioned book
An ad with a very colorful bar chart with 3 bars much larger than the rest
The cover of the Book of Elsewhere by Keanu Reeves and China Mieville
A red and black tortie car looks half awake while curled up on a couch
Big black dog sits and stares towards the camera
A white cat rubbing her face on my laptop keyboard as she tries to snuggle me as hard as she can
Selfie of a white thembo wearing a grey blue shirt and in makeup. Their eyeshadow is grey with some hint of blue and they are wearing a red lippie
A moving box with some mishmash of different things. To note is the fact a quarter of the box are boxes of Alpine Apple Cider.
A cat flat on her back with all four paws in the air and a tuft of another cats fur on her paws. She has definitely been caught doing crime
The cover of Analog magazine May/June 2025 edition. It looks like a post apocalypse ruins
Fuzzy slippers that are shaped like brown cats with heart noses
The cover of A Parade of Horribles minus the dust jacket. It’s a purple book with gold letters that say “UNITY SUPPORT FAMILY AND KNEECAPPING BITCHES “
screenshot from The Sims 4 in which a tiny single-bedroom flat has uh, a few random beds added and like 6 or 7 sims trying to fit
George the horse. He’s a draft cross so he’s a big boy, red roan with a dark mane and a big blaze on his kind face
Article reads: Some backstory There was a time in my career when I, along with the rest of the frontend engineers I worked with, were forced to write absolutely everything in Tailwind. There literally wasn’t a stylesheet to even put CSS into; it was forbidden. We couldn’t even edit the Tailwind config file for most of the time I was there. The powers at that company decided that was the best way to keep us all consistent. If it wasn’t Tailwind, it didn’t ship. (Everybody I’ve told this to finds it bafflingly ridiculous. Even the most ardent Tailwind fans cite the ability to simply break out of it and write CSS any time as a necessary and beneficial feature. Nonetheless, it was our reality.)
a tortie cat looking up like she's surprised at the camera
A cat with a big bowl of Mac and cheese
A fluffy white cat sits in the floor and stares up at her sister, a fluffy brown cat that is on the washing machine in the laundry closet. They are about to bap at each other.
Hood by Stephen R Lawhead
A black Doberman smushing his nose into my hand
FFXIV carbuncle lamp with an already excessive amount of bubble wrap around it
My red BRZ but actually it’s silver! Because it’s a red BRZ under a silver car cover
The cover of Chuck Tingles Lucky Day
Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters is closed for refurbishment
A Jack Skellington pen with a very obvious leftward lean
Metal suitcase with a massive dent in it
The cover for This Inevitable Ruin by Matt Dinniman
A black Doberman curled up on the couch looking very calm, very demure. A stark contrast to the silly shocked face he has in my pfp
The orange cover of a book that says “I Need a Baby Seal”
Cover of The Butcher’s Masquerade by Matt Dinniman
Screenshot of Varka from Genshin Impact
From my perspective, a giant black Doberman dog in my lap
A bowling score. I have 86 points but only 1 in this round
Tortoiseshell cat just absolutely stretched and passed out in my lap
A pumice scrubber thing that is a chocolate brown
A cat peeking out from under the blanket. She is a tortie
The front of the aforementioned magazine. It is about the size of a novel. The cover art is a Blacj man with an umbrella sword and a stick and what appear to be two cubed arms. He has on glasses and dreadlocks and is walking away toward a futuristic city
A very soapy clear plastic bin in a now very soapy tub
Where Winds Meet screenshot of being in prison. My beautiful character is in burlap and has bushed up hair
The cover of the book mentioned above. It is bright blue and instead of the title has in metallic pink, “Cats do not swim” but in all caps (I do not want to yell at you over alt text)
A shooting range target with three holes. One actually hit a target
I lift a blanket and a kitty appears. I scratch her head and she returns to under the blanket. I replace the blanket
Me holding my old girl for the last time as the light begins to fade. She’s a geriatric red Doberman
Cover of the mentioned book
A big brown geriatric dog nosing me while I’m in bed
A blueberry muffin
The cover of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
The cover of Carls Doomsday Scenario by Matt Dinniman
My hand with a glitter red polish that is light toward my cuticle and dark toward the end of my nails
A tortoiseshell cat looks up at the camera with apparent surprise
The voices are female with 4 choices of upbeat, relaxed, inviting, and grounded, or male with 4 choices of friendly, warm, smooth, calm
A coat rack that can hang over the door except I put the part that attaches to the door on backwards so it’s on the same side as the hanging hooks
The cover of the book Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman
The cover of the book Fledgling by Octavia Butler. It has a beautiful Black woman with a mask on and a fan and she has many beads and it is very colorful.