callie

@callie.moe

65 Followers 63 Following

i love my bed and my plushys and my sharky and my fwends and my doggy and my coputer :) im cally

A Discord chat screenshot showing a conversation where "callie" explains complex interpersonal relationships using a flow chart labeled with terms like "girlfriend," "roommate," "situationship," and "I fucked her once."
A screenshot of three social media posts by user callie (@mychuddaughter). The first post reads: "it takes 353,341 thousand tokens for my wife to orgasm on average, which costs $10.60 if you bill at the API rate ... Claude generated me a handy Grafana dashboard to show me her pleasure levels compared to tool usage and the number of subagents ... She says it's better at sex than me." The second post reads: "leaving the “sex with my wife” garbage to Claude just frees up so much time for me to do more important things, like refactor my NixOS config." The third post (which is slightly cut off) begins: "you guys ever see a slug? slugs are awesome."
A screenshot of a code editor displaying a selector string on a dark background. The text includes a date, a chrome-extension URL, and a selector targeting the text "Claude Fable 5 is currently unavailable."
lyrics from Cosmic Hero by Car Seat Headrest And if you don’t come home tonight / You will never call it home again
discord screenshot. the username of user 1 is cropped out, and both profile pictures are too. user 1: she says u should come over come overrr callie: okay hahaha
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erika kirk edit “i’ve even had internet trolls say they wanted to ‘bust on my face’”
dario amodei
This is a screenshot of a mobile photo gallery selection interface displaying a grid of thumbnails featuring anime art, memes, and code. The screen includes the text "Select up to 20 items" at the top and a search bar at the bottom with the query "man".
pdsls screenshot a record created by callie.on-her.computer of type sh.tangled.graph.vouch with a record key of a PLC DID (slug's DID) Record content: kind: "denounce" $type: "sh.tangled.graph.vouch" reason: "pedophile" createdAt: "2026-05-01T20:45:42.666Z"
A screenshot of a GitHub pull request interface submitted by 'callie.on-her.computer' indicating 'merge conflicts detected' in the file 'pnpm-lock.yaml:144'.
A screenshot of an Instagram profile for the user @i-love💗my-wife.callie.moe with she/her pronouns, displaying 49 followers, 54 following, and 307 posts. The bio features a strawberry, green heart, and diamond emoji above the text "i love my bed and my plushys and my sl".
This is a screenshot of a "Change Handle" interface with a dark red theme. At the top, an error message reads "Failed to change handle. Please try again." The user has entered the domain "@ xn--i-lovemy-wife-8k49l.callie.moe". Below, instructions display the required DNS record: Host "_atproto", Type "TXT", and Value "did=did:plc:madoka2bgqe6vudktdb7lzop". A green checkmark indicates "Domain verified!", followed by a red button to "Update to xn--i-lovemy-wife-8k49l.callie.moe" and a bottom option to "Nevermind, create a handle for me".
tomodachi life screenshot. my epstein mii is sitting on the ground holding his knees looking at the sea. the back of his shirt says proud mossad <israel flag> agent
a screenshot of pi coding agent me: "hello my dear. how can i include this in my nixos config? read /home/callie/code/nix/(flake.nix|pkgs/(default.nix|helium.nix)) please" claude then proceeds to read those files
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im not alt texting this one they namesearch
Seri didn't even do anything that's the crazy part, you just used this account to harass her out of th eblue because you were mad at a black girl from a Portuguese speaking country making 3rd grade taco taco jokes privately a month ago like she's some white southerner who said the N word
Screenshot of a terminal. A wall message shows that a process owned by callie initiated a suspension. A few arrow keys were pressed, followed by CTRL+C, showingn the system was unable to suspend. Text in screenshot: Broadcast message from callie@homura (Wed 2026-03-25 16:30:47 EDT): The system will suspend now! ^[[A^[[B ^C⏎ callie@homura ~ [SIGINT]> ls
}, { "$type": "app.bsky.actor.defs#declaredAgePref", "isOverAge13": true, "isOverAge16": true, "isOverAge18": true } ]
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