Callie Dot Dot Dot

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Average ordinary middle aged 🏳️‍⚧️ mom

Text: American Schnitzel Garni recipe: mix in bread crumbs, bind with egg, fry in oil. Spam Réformé is sliced and served in Algerian wine sauce with green vegetables. Chaudfroid de Volaille Yorkaise is Spam ambushed in a potato salad and greens. Plain Spam is served at Francati's res-taurant. It is bolstered with bit of jelly.
An article from life magazine, showing four black and white pics of dubious looking food, with the copy: PICTURES TO THE EDITORS CONTINUED SPAMOUFLAGE Sirs: Like all of London's homeless war correspondents I have found that no matter what I order in a restaurant I always get camouflaged Spam. I offer these juicy close-ups to prove that the British, who can make the weirdest-tasting dishes in the world out of their own food, become quite ingenious when challenged by Spam. RALPH MORSE These are the dish descriptions: SpamĂ  la Grecque is mixed with garlic, bread crumbs and herbs, then fried in oil. Spam Chop Suey is fried and added to mixed vegetables, cooked five minutes. Vol au Vent, pseudo-French, is a pastry filled with Spam and smeared with sauce. Spam in the Hole is British recipe: fill big potato dumpling with sliced Spam.
Young Callie looking like a young tuxedoed white guy (weird!) with Captain Morgan style beard
A side by side of young Callie, looking remarkably like a 20 something guy in a surfboard covered Hawaiian shirt, sporting a goatee and long thin sideburns. Next to that strange vision is present day Callie, a glowingly smiling white woman with red hair and glasses wearing a black winter coat with faux fur trim
Two illustrated white women jn black and white, 1940s style clothes, stare wrapt at a trio of square papers (okay they were yeast packets originally) that have been brightly dotted with sunrises, and behind them swirling whirling twirling circles and shapes and waves of pink, purple, yellow, darker pink, and teal fill the canvas
A graph showing spacex stock over the past month, starting at over 200 on the 17th of June, and down to 127 right now, a loss of 36% since ipo
A white woman, just her bust in black and white , illustrated, holds a lit cigarette. Behind her, composed of tiny red dots, is a red field with the words “pall mall” left white
An ad for rice crispies featuring the three little elves, but they are stranger. Black eyes. Pointy fingers. Upsetting dimples. They are not okay.
8 small amber colored dropper vials, with labels on them listing the herbs or spices the tinctures are made of, including matcha, dandelion root, mint, lemon balm, and more, sit on a white counter
The one and only John “Q” Delancey in Star Trek the next generation as one of those soldiers with the huffing drugs, holding the inhaler to his face
A stegosaurus toy on a wood table holds a blue glass certainly not marijuana pipe on its plates, while a Pachycephlasaurus holds a lighter near the bowl, and a dilophosaurus stands at the back of the pipe ready to get blazed
A chicken sandwich with the words “maxxing” and “mogging” over it, with max in solid white letters and mog in translucent ones like they’re trying to hide it
A dozen marbled papers and covers from Old Books, swirls and dots and blobs and colors all about
A blue tan red and black marbled inside cover to a book with a Latin inscription that says “HARROVIENSI DILIGENTIAE PRABMIDM IN COLENDIS LITERIS PRAECIPUE” and is made out to one Philip Miles
The one and only cryptkeeper
A macro picture of a clover flower, off to the left, each little bud bursting forth from the center of the stalk in an explosion of white and pink and green, in the background an unfocused green of grass
An SS officers hat with the totenkopf
Mitch McConnell with a talk bubble leadingy to the quoted posts in some photo a while back where his mouth is all purple and scary looking but I assume he’s still better looking in this than in real life at the moment,
A 1950s ad for A1 steak sauce, featuring a caricature of a binned man pointing at a picture of a bottle of the sauce with the copy “FOR"HE-MAN" FOODS At Home or Dining Out Men Ask for This RICH,THICK SAUCE
A picture of that puppeteer Jeff Dunham and the old man puppet he trots around that I know I know does not look like Mitch
A black and white magazine article with the headline and following copy: Ballplayers are Sissies Now By TED SHANE Today's pampered darlings of the diamond make the old-timers die alaughing. Bursitis? Psychiatrists? rays? Something's happened to baseball since Rowdy Mike Doolan had one cure for everything: friction tape and tobacco juice.
A tiny kneeling hiker model in a green shirt and suspenders and a fedora sits inside a white flower covered with pink spots, staring at a stamen
An out of focus Lego mini fig, a lady Lego with red lipstick and no hair, with a leaf loincloth and a missing arm replaced by a sword, looms in front of a teeny tiny little painted figuring of a female hiker with backpack and walking stick who is facing away from the camera
An ad for chesterfield cigarettes featuring an array of stars of the day, including Gregory peck and others, all arranged around a pack of cigarettes like a movie poster
Three collages with women with peaches, the left being the above, the middle a woman in zebra pants sitting saucily and holding her hand up, a giant peach floating above it, and in the third, Lauren Bacall herself looks down from a grey wall at a bunch of colored peaches and a manicured woman’s hand gestures towards them
A grey illustration of a white woman in the lower right doing up her hair and looking at the viewer. She sits background of Grey and black with random white spots, and in the upper left a peach hangs over the scene, also in grey
A white board with the words “Callie took it too far” with a crying frowny face next to it, below that, 5 hash marks
A close close close up of a dandelion puffball, showing the tiny brown seeds in an almost grid like array, with their ethereal tiny white hairs radiating off them like some sort of newly discovered sea star in the bottom of the ocean
A Smirnoff magazine ad, with a picture of a smiling white woman with red hair wearing a long pink scarf making her look like a big ol worm
A teeny tiny little spider, a jumper or some sort. Its body brown and tan with black highlights and some white spots, sits on a countertop that is very embiggened
The below post but with someone saying “why wouldn't you use the time machine to take out a specific person on the set of home alone 2” right before they get blocked
Six pics of black pastel on white paper, the top three unblended and the bottom blended. On the left Henri Roche (fancy Parisian boutique that’s hand made pastels for 300 years) looking greyish blackand powdery with good coverage, Pentalic in the middle with heavier but uneven coverage, and Amazon art kit pastel looking splotchy and uneven on the right
An excited 1940s illustrated white woman in an apron with an ecstatic expression is surrounded by radiating dots in purple pink yellow and red around her
A Greem field, full of green dots, with dots of white, and run through with thicker dark green veins
A marble bust of that cheeky boy emperor Caligula, looking to the side with a decidedly uninterested if contemptuous gaze
A appeal to a flag reading: Appeal "Non-sexual Nudity" label This appeal will be sent to @moderation.bsky.app. There is no nudity other than a 2000 year old statue cmon now
A cigarette ad featuring a woman with a ham over her face, the mouth a slice of ham coming off it and her eyes decorative flowers
A picture of grey rock, looking down, pocked with small round holes, some full of sand, others empty, in a moonscape like view
A picture of a white blond woman in a two piece swimsuit covered in dots on a page in an old life magazine. Covering the page are more black dots, all over, and especially concentrating near the bottom
Micheal Peña’s fast talkin rapid recap spittin character from Ant Man with a talk bubble leading to the below post
Three white women, cut from a photograph, each in the same dress, glove, and hat ensemble, one in red, one yellow, one blue, look up to swirling dots that surround them, in the same colors their are each wearing
An excerpt of the legendary article that outlines some of said slang, reading: Lexicon of Grunge: Breaking the Code grunge is no exception. Megan Jas-per, a 25-year-old sales representative at Caroline Records in Seattle, provided this lexicon of grunge-speak, coming soon to a high school WACK SLACKS: Old ripped jeans FUzz: Heavy wool sweaters PLATS: Platform shoes KICKERS: Heavy boots SWINGIN' ON THE FLIPPITY-FLOP: Hanging out BOUND AND HAGGED: Staying home on Friday or Saturday nigh SCORE: Great HARSH REALM: Bummer COB NOBBLER: Loser DISH: Desirable guy BLOATED, BIG BAG OF BLOATATION: Drunk LAMESTAIN: Uncool person TOM-TOM CLUB: Uncool outsiders ROCK ON: A happy goodbye
The friend from Werewolf in London on the left nice and alive, on the right haggard and zombie died
A child’s crayon drawing of a war, with green helicopters and crudely drawn buildings on fire and a smiling green soldier holding…a bucket? I dunno.
Four men in waders in the scary green contaminated reflecting pool, skimming algae
A photo in black and white of a wincing white man in business suit. Half of his face has been cut out and replace by a smiling aimans
A piece of white paper, bearing James Beard’s letterhead, reading: A. BEARD 119 West 10th Street, N. Y. C. March 12, 1964 Dearest Helen: I'm sorry that your other book went astray, but I can only hope the person who got it will become a fan. See you. Much love, Jim”
A marble statue of Commodus, of Joaquin Phoenix in Glsdiator fame. He’s holding a wooden club and his head is covered in a lion skin, in the style of Hercules, and he is wearing an “oh wow love that for you” expression on his stone, curly bearded face
Skyrim opening side saying “hey you, you’re finally awake
A black and white illustration of a white woman, her back to the viewer, brushing her shoulder length black hair. She is surrounded by broken and shattered bits of mirror glued to a red surface
The stoner hero and “final girl” or cabin in the woods, white male and female college students. Slumped against a wall, covered in blood both theirs and others, with sullen exhausted expressions and a cigarette in hand
A preposterous picture of a man in an iron suit, the top almost like a barrel with a head, a pistol barrel sticking out of a hole, and a tiny slit for seeing out of. Text at the bottom says “WALKING TANK, cop dressed in armor will be able to take better aim at criminals in darkened areas, thanks to high-powered head lamp. Detroit police department hopes to get 30 of the new suits at a cost of about”
A young illustrated white girl in a red dress runs over a black and white representation of a suburban neighborhood scattered with rising mushroom clouds. In the foreground an illustrated middle aged white woman in a green 1940s style dress and white floral apron holds her hands over her ears rolls her eyes backwards towards the child
Two illustrated white women in black and white raise a drink at each other, the one on the left a Victorian dressed woman with dark hair holding a fan, and the other a blonde in a pair of overalls with a welding mask cocked up so you can see her pretty face, both on a background of dots, starting with purple the bottom, moving up the rainbow stripe by colored dog stripe until the red at the top, above the women’s heads, the red slowly turning into small red hearts that float up into a blank white canvas
A small grey bird, its wings spread as wide as they can but not all that what with it being little and all, stand on a lattice fence with its little beak open like it is just absolutely screaming for some food because that is what it’s doing
An illustrated white woman and her blond daughter stand in yellow marching 40s style dresses in front of an open fridge. The daughter is looking up into the fridge contents, which are composed of cut out boxes from advertisements for such delicious snacks as moth crystal, Brillo pads, and naphtha
A happy family in a colorful illustrated 50s suburban scene, children washing the dog, dad cleaning the house and mom washing a car that..isn’t there. It’s just a white, empty space that is clearly where a car was removed from the scene
A black and white conglomeration of papers that says “Looking for Something? Save Money -- ask your dealer USE GENUINE МОДУ
An illustrated ad showing a 1940s man wearing and apron washing dishes. In the background. - young girl is on the phone and the man is saying”TELL HIM DADDY 1S BUSY... but don't tell him why!
A panoply of illustrated women in various poses and clotheses