Edward Callow

@callow.bsky.social

55 Followers 313 Following

Self-confessed geek desperately trying not to be a millennial. I got reprogrammed by a rogue AI and now I’m totally cray.

An email from Apple shows the icons for Keynote, Pages, Numbers and Freeform.
The IKEA chat bot asks if I should be connected to a colleague before telling me they’re not available anyway.
A temporary running in board on a platform at the Old Old Common HS2 station construction site.
A computer warning message saying ‘you have an active summary link accessible to anyone, but can disable it in your form settings’ with the options ‘cancel’ and ‘yes’.
Calendar software showing the next time everyone requires is available. Midnight until 1am on a Tuesday.
A car which has reversed into a bollard.